“And there I was, thinking I should concede and save myself from the 2nd half mauling...

Bomber died, ref banned me the first time I argued the call, and although we got quite good at KOing Renegades, we couldn't break them.

Then on the second half, a blitz added insult to (fatal) injury; somehow we ran the ball back, then forward, then Room On Fire, our courageous pogoer, got sacked by a treacherous goblin. At least Spiceworld was there to get the ball and run, and with the Titans lacking block or tackle, a blitz only made it slightly easier for him to run to score the equaliser.

A last brave 1d pow on the elf got the ball again, and a dumb Titans troll who wouldn't get out the way sealed the draw for us - not a triumph for any other team, but the best result ever for the Syndrome. They'll be toasting Everything Changes tonight...

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