“First match for the Pub against orcs, after all sorts of disaster against other green skinned types (snotlings, gnoblars, underworld goblins...)

We lost the coin toss and had to receive, and apart from surfing one player early on, didn't do anything to remove orcs from the pitch. Still, we exploited the blizzard and the slow black orcs to get the ball up to the top right corner, and then hid there for a turn 8 score.

Cometh the second half, cometh the claw; Bone Marrow Burger bagged two orcs, Hotdog killed Ulmug (but nobody misses an MA3 Black Orc) and we could have added a second rotter to the roster if the apo hadn't been swift to deny us an Orc Thrower.

If we hadn't then quad skulled a block in the second half, probably would have been able to deny the orcs a chance and got a victory, but a bad showing by one of our Bloaters left the field open. With no rerolls left, we tried to get a double skull blitz, but there wasn't quite enough to stop the Red Tyde getting to the end zone.

Thanks for the match!”