“When you see a Block minotaur, you suspect that your team aren't going to be long for this world. Halftime Oranges fled the pitch on the first turn after a hefty wallop, but thankfully Ian Skurfrik was all roar and no phwoar for mst of the game, managing only 4 blocks before Dorfpicker put him down for the next match with a well aimed boot. Clearly why he was awarded the MVP (or was that for killing Harley Khazek?)

In the second half, a reduced Misfits side opted to play the waiting game in the first turns, so we tried distracting Ian by sending a goblin to play with him, and attempted to get the ball in as quickly (and safely) as possible. Wimbledorc defending being what it is, Vampirebelly got sacked after carrying the ball almost all the way to the end zone, but that left Dorfpicker to claim glory again.

Thanks most of all to the blizzard for making those renegades fall over and hurt themselves. Nuffle teased us with the thought of a 2-0 disaster before halftime, but the weatherman rescued us from ignominy!”