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Match Result · Competitive division
Match recorded on 2022-02-16 08:22:49
TV 1410k Human
Star CR 1507 (+12) jdm
5
Winnings 100k
4k Spectators
+1 Dedicated Fans
Casualties 0/2/0
Inducements:
Black Orc TV 1280k+190k
MrCushtie CR 1427 (-20) ⇓ Star
0
50k Winnings
Spectators 6k
Fanfactor -1
0/2/0 Casualties
Inducements: 1 bribe, Star player Helmut Wulf
Player Performances
 
 
comp
cas
def
int
td
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
15
-
-
3
-
#2
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
2
4
-
#3
-
-
-
-
1
-
3
12
-
3
3
-
#4
-
1
-
-
-
-
2
16
-
1
8
-
#5
-
-
-
-
-
1
4
16
-
-
1
-
#6
2/2
1
-
-
-
-
6
16
17
10
3
-
#7
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
7
-
-
-
-
#8
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
#9
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
6
-
-
-
-
#10
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
5
-
-
-
-
#13
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
2
-
-
-
-
#15
-
-
-
-
1
-
3
5
-
8
-
1
#16
-
-
-
-
3
-
9
16
-
18
-
-
 
TOTALS
2/2
2
-
-
5
1
27
132
17
42
22
1

#3 Sophie Limestone – Serious Injury (NI)
#8 Martin Dirtystone – Serious Injury (NI)
#10 Ethan Slip – Serious Injury (NI)
Player Performances
 
 
comp
cas
def
int
td
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
-
-
-
-
-
1
4
10
-
-
1
-
#2
-
1
-
-
-
-
2
15
-
-
3
-
#3
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
17
-
-
6
-
#4
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
8
-
#5
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
17
-
-
8
-
#6
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
17
-
-
13
-
#7
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
10
-
13
-
2
#8
-
1
-
-
-
-
2
12
-
8
-
1
#9
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
#10
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
14
-
2
-
-
#11
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
17
-
-
4
-
#12
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
17
-
8
3
3
#90
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
3
-
-
2
-
 
TOTALS
-
2
-
-
-
1
8
165
-
31
48
7

#1 John Thrashanu – Seriously Hurt (MNG)
#8 "Halftime Oranges" Ogresqueezer – Serious Injury (NI)
Sometimes, a coach brings out the worst in you. And jdm is pretty reliable - after the previous 4-0 drubbing, it got even worse with a 5-0 beating.

Some rotten dice were in there too - Helmut had a bribe, which failed, and off he went. Our Sneaky Git got sent off on his first foul (and I had kept the bribe in assuming it would do for Helmut later.) But you can't blame the dice. So instead, blame that mean human coach for bringing so many kickers against our dumb defenceless blorcs. Til next time!
 
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