“TOUCHBOWL 2503

My fans were a little upset about forking out all that cash just to see a scrimmage. The scrimmage was held up by a brief riot after a couple of scores by both sides. Just like the Wankers' ogre, Grim Blackteef, the fans couldn't see the point of playing blood bowl and not bothering to throw a single block. The Anarchists stuck with the agreed upon rules but were almost tempted to foul, because all that they agreed to, was not to throw a block, but they took pity on Scaredy Git, when they saw the tears in his eyes when he was surrounded by a bunch of Anarchists. In a twist of fate Scaredy Git tripped in the mud puddle his earlier tears had created and turned over the ball which the Anarchists in stylish fashion launched downfield for the winning score. Contrary to rumours that have been circulating, we didn't fall for a clever ploy by the Wankers in which we refused to block their gobbos for fear of contracting their vile and disgusting warts.

As Always,
Evolve To Anarchism ”