“In Coach Chainsaw's first game since returning from a lengthy absence from the Bowl, he got everything wrong and his team were overrun. In fact, this reporter is so stunned at what he witnessed in his first match following the Chainsaw that, well, I'm speechless.

The only player the crowd warmed to was Max as he scored his first touchdown. An abject lack of casualties from both sides had the crowd booing in frustration. Some of the White Wolves fans clapped apologetically and yawned as their team ran in score after score without inflicting any real pain.

No, really, I'm speechless.”