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Maria the Bearded Woman
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Lineman
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
6
B
87
P
0
F
0
G
20
Cp
0
In
1
Cs
4
Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
20
XPP
0
SPP
20
Injuries
d
Skills
+MA
Block
<b>Maria <i>the Bearded Woman</i></b>
Nobody should wonder why he actually shaves, as everybody in the Old World knows that the full beards women grow, if they do, resemble fake beards and not men's beards. If the grew men's beards, they would be men and not bearded women of course.
On the field everything points towards a typical line(wo)man carrier, a block here and there; a bloody nose now and again but nothing to worry about so far.
Nobody should wonder why he actually shaves, as everybody in the Old World knows that the full beards women grow, if they do, resemble fake beards and not men's beards. If the grew men's beards, they would be men and not bearded women of course.
On the field everything points towards a typical line(wo)man carrier, a block here and there; a bloody nose now and again but nothing to worry about so far.
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2006-08-23
-
-
-
1
-
2
2006-08-27
-
-
-
-
1
5
2006-09-25
-
-
1
1
-
4
2006-10-15
-
-
-
1
-
2
2006-10-24
-
-
-
-
1
5
2006-11-09
-
-
-
1
-
2