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Krikack Bone Tooth
#16
Ogre
MA
5
ST
6
AG
4
AV
9
R
555
B
1027
P
11
F
4
G
144
Cp
13
In
2
Cs
60
Td
31
Mvp
16
GPP
310
XPP
0
SPP
310
Injuries
d
Skills
Big Guy
Bone Head
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Throw Team Mate
+AG
+AG
+ST
Block
Break Tackle
Guard
Multiple Block
HT: 8'6 WT: 738 LB LEGEND
Blood Sea Buccaneers Blocker/Blitzer
Krikack has emerged as a rising star Ogre with some deaft foot work and a stunning blitz move. The bucs realize they have a formidable weapon on the offensive end and are working the big lug into the game plan for actually scoring some TD's. The Bucs now have a down field attack that drives their opponets nuts. Krikack still loves to throw his weight around on Defense plugging up the holes and laying the lumber on his foes.
Coach Pain has big plans for Krikack his Ogre star. And they have all come through for his Ogre Monstrosity.
THE GREATEST OGRE-HUMAN TO EVER PLAY THE GAME!!!!
THE FIRST AND ONLY OGRE TO REACH LEGENDARY ON A HUMAN TEAM!!!
#1 All TIME Ogre for scoring on Human teams.
#1 All TIME Ogre for Rushing on Human teams.
#3 ALL TIME Ogre for Rushing on Any Team.
#7 Active Top Blocker Ogre on Human teams.
#2 Active BIG GUY for scoring,there is a Troll at 58
#1 Active top star for Ogres on Human Teams.
#8 ALL Time top scorer for all Big Guys
#1 All Time top star for Ogres on Human Teams.
#1 ALL time top star for Ogres on Human Teams Passing.
#1 Active MVP for Ogres on Human Teams
#5 Active Total SPP for Human teams
#10 All time total SPP for Human Teams
ALL OF THESE STATS WERE BEFORE THE NEW STAT SHEETS WERE PLACED IN EFFECT. NOW THAT I HAVE LOST THE ABILITY TO COMPARE KRIKACK TO OTHER BIG GUYS ALONE I WILL COME UP WITH A NEW STAT SHEET FOR HIM. THE NEW STAT SHEET ONLY COMPARES ALL PLAYERS BY TEAM NOT BY TEAM AND POSITION.
NEW RANKINGS FOR KRIKACK:
#2 active top star (humans)
#9 Active Most TDS (humans)
#5 active most MVPs (humans)
#2 active most blocks (humans)
#2 active Top Blockers (CAS) (Humans)
#8 active most rushing paces (humans)
#3 ALL TIME top star (humans)
#3 All Time most blocks (humans)
#5 All Time Top Blockers (CAS) (Humans)
Krikack is very motivated to become the ALL TIME GREATEST BIG GUY for scoring. He needs 59TDs at this point to become the greatest...That is his goal and motivation at this point. He is also motivated to take his game to the "next" level were he will be better than the all time Greatist Ogre MORG. Krikack can never get rid of his Bone Head Ways but in every other respect he wants to out do the Gold Standard of OGRES.
BEST GAME: came against the Lune Sanglante orc team. The Bucs were short manned at the start down 9-13 against the orcs but that did not stop Krikack from destroying the green skins. Rushed for 3 TD's and 2 CAS. He took over the game and shrugged off all comers. There was nothing the orcs could do to stop him. The crowd was in total shock as Krikack blitzed, picked up the ball and kept bashing his way to the endzone for another score. Post script for the game was that the Lune was retired after the game by their own fans as they destroyed the teams caravan going back to their training facilites in disgust at the teams performance. The entire Lune squad but one was killed by the raging fans and two refs from the game.
Close Calls for Krikack:
Game#6 SI-N (Apoth)
Game#7 SI-M
Game #14 SI-N (apoth)
Game #19 Crowd Push SI-M
Game #23 SI-M
Game #31 Gang Foul SI-N(apoth)
Krikack levels up to 76+ (birthday gift)(no age roll)
Game #47 SI- -AV (apoth)
Game #54 BH Gang Foul
Game #55 BH Gang Foul
Game #56 BH Gang Foul
Game #73 SI-N on a Fore Arm Shiver to the Knee by a BOB.
Game #80 BH 3 ogres gang up on Krikack and send him packing for the game.
Game #86 BH Gang DP foul with no apoth backup
Game #88 SKILLED UP TO LEGEND!!!! HAD 3 N's At that point.
Game #93 BH on a failed GFI- No apoth back up.
Game#103 SI-M on failed GFI (no apoth backup)
Game #105 6 Bone Head fails, IN A ROW! he just stood at the LOS taking shot after shot and DP foul after Foul. He obviously was so numb to the bone head that he did not even feel the blows.
Game #107 BH on gang foul DP.
Game #108 BH on gang foul DP.
Game #115 BH on gang foul.
Game #134 Poems performs a 8 man dog pile foul on Krikack on 2/8 in a celebration move of their Victory in the Lustrian first round main draw game. Krikack is KOed after some beastman sat on his face with his ugly smelly jock strap. Oh had no apoth backup.
Game#143 Krikack and the B.O.B. Burnville Godfathers II go toe to toe for 3 turns with the BOB getting the upper hand and knocking Krikack down 2 times, immedialty followed by a foul,the dirty variaty, but Krikack takes it all in stride. Krikack blasts back after two turns of this nonsense and blows Burnville up for a SI-MNG. But it brought back painful memories of Game #73 when another BOB was beating down Krikack. Oh all of this was going on with no APoth back up. He was later KO'ed by a 3 BOB's pile up in the same game as they all ganged up on him.
KILLED IN GAME #144 On a non DP 2 assit foul, In the end Krikacks run came to an end, but what a glorious run it was!!!! Atleast he did not kill himself on a failed dodge or GFI.
The only negative of Krikacks game is this: he has a disturbing trend of blowing 2+ dodge rolls and tripping and falling over himself on G.F.I. rolls, Everytime he trips and falls on a dodge I cringe and wait for the inevitable crumbling of bones followed by APoth fails.
Krikack's foul Strategy: If the game is going bad and Iam concerned for Krikacks life I foul with him when the ref has his eye on me so I Can get tossed from the game. He cant get killed if he is sent off. He has had to resort to this tactic 4 times in his carrer.
Failed his 126+ ageing. Niggle, Krikack might be slowing down...we will wait and see.
Failed 176+ Ageing, Niggle.
Krikack wanders into the trainers office late one night looking for some glue to sniff when a light catches his eye. A large frothey looking drink is purkulating on top of the trainers alchaemy station. Well no glue is obviously around so Krikack decides that if he cant get his glue fix in, well maybe a frothey mug of some Trainers magic spongee would do. He quafs it in one big slug and falls flat on his face, passed out. 19 Hours pass and he finally comes back. The entire team is around him with concerned looks on there faces. Krikack feels good, young and strong. The team stands back as Krikack gets off 3 trainers tables and has a aura about him. Something that inspires the team to greater glory! Krikack has acended into the Legendary realms of Fumbbl and his name will forever be remembered. After the shock wears off the team just shrugs their shoulders and moves on. Once the team leaves the trainer comes over to inspect Krikack, he is amazed at the healing powers of the potion. He wishes he knew what the hell he put in the potion, he was sniffing glue the wholle night and forgot to write down the ingredients.
Majors Played in:
Fumbbl Cup 07 (lost first round)
GLT 08 (lost second round)
Lustrian 08 4 games played (Lost in opening round of Lustrian Main Draw)
7 "majors" Games played
Blood Sea Buccaneers Blocker/Blitzer
Krikack has emerged as a rising star Ogre with some deaft foot work and a stunning blitz move. The bucs realize they have a formidable weapon on the offensive end and are working the big lug into the game plan for actually scoring some TD's. The Bucs now have a down field attack that drives their opponets nuts. Krikack still loves to throw his weight around on Defense plugging up the holes and laying the lumber on his foes.
Coach Pain has big plans for Krikack his Ogre star. And they have all come through for his Ogre Monstrosity.
THE GREATEST OGRE-HUMAN TO EVER PLAY THE GAME!!!!
THE FIRST AND ONLY OGRE TO REACH LEGENDARY ON A HUMAN TEAM!!!
#1 All TIME Ogre for scoring on Human teams.
#1 All TIME Ogre for Rushing on Human teams.
#3 ALL TIME Ogre for Rushing on Any Team.
#7 Active Top Blocker Ogre on Human teams.
#2 Active BIG GUY for scoring,there is a Troll at 58
#1 Active top star for Ogres on Human Teams.
#8 ALL Time top scorer for all Big Guys
#1 All Time top star for Ogres on Human Teams.
#1 ALL time top star for Ogres on Human Teams Passing.
#1 Active MVP for Ogres on Human Teams
#5 Active Total SPP for Human teams
#10 All time total SPP for Human Teams
ALL OF THESE STATS WERE BEFORE THE NEW STAT SHEETS WERE PLACED IN EFFECT. NOW THAT I HAVE LOST THE ABILITY TO COMPARE KRIKACK TO OTHER BIG GUYS ALONE I WILL COME UP WITH A NEW STAT SHEET FOR HIM. THE NEW STAT SHEET ONLY COMPARES ALL PLAYERS BY TEAM NOT BY TEAM AND POSITION.
NEW RANKINGS FOR KRIKACK:
#2 active top star (humans)
#9 Active Most TDS (humans)
#5 active most MVPs (humans)
#2 active most blocks (humans)
#2 active Top Blockers (CAS) (Humans)
#8 active most rushing paces (humans)
#3 ALL TIME top star (humans)
#3 All Time most blocks (humans)
#5 All Time Top Blockers (CAS) (Humans)
Krikack is very motivated to become the ALL TIME GREATEST BIG GUY for scoring. He needs 59TDs at this point to become the greatest...That is his goal and motivation at this point. He is also motivated to take his game to the "next" level were he will be better than the all time Greatist Ogre MORG. Krikack can never get rid of his Bone Head Ways but in every other respect he wants to out do the Gold Standard of OGRES.
BEST GAME: came against the Lune Sanglante orc team. The Bucs were short manned at the start down 9-13 against the orcs but that did not stop Krikack from destroying the green skins. Rushed for 3 TD's and 2 CAS. He took over the game and shrugged off all comers. There was nothing the orcs could do to stop him. The crowd was in total shock as Krikack blitzed, picked up the ball and kept bashing his way to the endzone for another score. Post script for the game was that the Lune was retired after the game by their own fans as they destroyed the teams caravan going back to their training facilites in disgust at the teams performance. The entire Lune squad but one was killed by the raging fans and two refs from the game.
Close Calls for Krikack:
Game#6 SI-N (Apoth)
Game#7 SI-M
Game #14 SI-N (apoth)
Game #19 Crowd Push SI-M
Game #23 SI-M
Game #31 Gang Foul SI-N(apoth)
Krikack levels up to 76+ (birthday gift)(no age roll)
Game #47 SI- -AV (apoth)
Game #54 BH Gang Foul
Game #55 BH Gang Foul
Game #56 BH Gang Foul
Game #73 SI-N on a Fore Arm Shiver to the Knee by a BOB.
Game #80 BH 3 ogres gang up on Krikack and send him packing for the game.
Game #86 BH Gang DP foul with no apoth backup
Game #88 SKILLED UP TO LEGEND!!!! HAD 3 N's At that point.
Game #93 BH on a failed GFI- No apoth back up.
Game#103 SI-M on failed GFI (no apoth backup)
Game #105 6 Bone Head fails, IN A ROW! he just stood at the LOS taking shot after shot and DP foul after Foul. He obviously was so numb to the bone head that he did not even feel the blows.
Game #107 BH on gang foul DP.
Game #108 BH on gang foul DP.
Game #115 BH on gang foul.
Game #134 Poems performs a 8 man dog pile foul on Krikack on 2/8 in a celebration move of their Victory in the Lustrian first round main draw game. Krikack is KOed after some beastman sat on his face with his ugly smelly jock strap. Oh had no apoth backup.
Game#143 Krikack and the B.O.B. Burnville Godfathers II go toe to toe for 3 turns with the BOB getting the upper hand and knocking Krikack down 2 times, immedialty followed by a foul,the dirty variaty, but Krikack takes it all in stride. Krikack blasts back after two turns of this nonsense and blows Burnville up for a SI-MNG. But it brought back painful memories of Game #73 when another BOB was beating down Krikack. Oh all of this was going on with no APoth back up. He was later KO'ed by a 3 BOB's pile up in the same game as they all ganged up on him.
KILLED IN GAME #144 On a non DP 2 assit foul, In the end Krikacks run came to an end, but what a glorious run it was!!!! Atleast he did not kill himself on a failed dodge or GFI.
The only negative of Krikacks game is this: he has a disturbing trend of blowing 2+ dodge rolls and tripping and falling over himself on G.F.I. rolls, Everytime he trips and falls on a dodge I cringe and wait for the inevitable crumbling of bones followed by APoth fails.
Krikack's foul Strategy: If the game is going bad and Iam concerned for Krikacks life I foul with him when the ref has his eye on me so I Can get tossed from the game. He cant get killed if he is sent off. He has had to resort to this tactic 4 times in his carrer.
Failed his 126+ ageing. Niggle, Krikack might be slowing down...we will wait and see.
Failed 176+ Ageing, Niggle.
Krikack wanders into the trainers office late one night looking for some glue to sniff when a light catches his eye. A large frothey looking drink is purkulating on top of the trainers alchaemy station. Well no glue is obviously around so Krikack decides that if he cant get his glue fix in, well maybe a frothey mug of some Trainers magic spongee would do. He quafs it in one big slug and falls flat on his face, passed out. 19 Hours pass and he finally comes back. The entire team is around him with concerned looks on there faces. Krikack feels good, young and strong. The team stands back as Krikack gets off 3 trainers tables and has a aura about him. Something that inspires the team to greater glory! Krikack has acended into the Legendary realms of Fumbbl and his name will forever be remembered. After the shock wears off the team just shrugs their shoulders and moves on. Once the team leaves the trainer comes over to inspect Krikack, he is amazed at the healing powers of the potion. He wishes he knew what the hell he put in the potion, he was sniffing glue the wholle night and forgot to write down the ingredients.
Majors Played in:
Fumbbl Cup 07 (lost first round)
GLT 08 (lost second round)
Lustrian 08 4 games played (Lost in opening round of Lustrian Main Draw)
7 "majors" Games played
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2007-08-09
-
-
-
1
-
2
2007-08-10
-
-
-
-
1
5
2007-08-14
-
-
-
2
-
4
2007-08-21
-
-
-
-
1
5
2007-08-22
-
-
-
1
-
2
2007-09-15
-
-
-
1
-
2
2007-10-04
-
1
-
-
-
3
2007-10-23
-
-
-
-
1
5
2007-11-02
-
1
-
-
1
8
2007-11-06
-
1
-
-
-
3
2007-11-13
-
1
-
-
1
8
2007-11-21
-
3
-
2
-
13
2007-11-28
-
1
-
-
-
3
2007-12-01
-
-
-
1
-
2
2007-12-15
-
2
-
-
-
6
2007-12-22
-
-
-
1
-
2
2008-01-03
-
1
-
-
-
3
2008-01-03
1
1
-
1
-
6
2008-01-08
-
1
-
-
-
3
2008-01-24
1
-
-
-
-
1
2008-02-12
-
1
-
-
-
3
2008-02-13
-
1
-
1
-
5
2008-02-20
-
1
-
2
-
7
2008-02-22
1
1
-
-
-
4
2008-02-26
1
-
-
-
-
1
2008-02-26
-
-
-
-
1
5
2008-02-27
-
1
-
-
-
3
2008-03-06
-
-
1
1
-
4
2008-03-28
-
1
1
-
1
10
2008-04-02
1
-
-
-
-
1
2008-04-05
-
-
-
1
-
2
2008-04-09
-
1
-
2
-
7
2008-04-09
3
-
-
-
-
3
2008-04-11
-
1
-
-
-
3
2008-04-11
-
1
-
-
-
3
2008-04-12
1
-
-
1
-
3
2008-04-12
1
-
-
-
-
1
2008-04-15
-
1
-
-
1
8
2008-04-16
-
1
-
-
-
3
2008-04-16
-
2
-
1
-
8
2008-04-18
-
1
-
-
-
3
2008-04-18
1
-
-
-
-
1
2008-04-18
1
1
-
2
-
8
2008-04-24
-
-
-
-
1
5
2008-04-24
-
-
-
1
1
7
2008-04-25
-
-
-
-
1
5
2008-05-23
-
-
-
2
-
4
2008-06-04
-
-
-
1
-
2
2008-06-04
-
-
-
1
-
2
2008-06-06
-
-
-
1
-
2
2008-06-18
-
-
-
1
-
2
2008-06-24
-
-
-
1
-
2
2008-06-26
-
-
-
3
-
6
2008-06-28
-
1
-
-
-
3
2008-07-07
-
-
-
1
-
2
2008-07-10
-
-
-
1
-
2
2008-07-10
-
-
-
1
-
2
2008-07-15
-
1
-
2
-
7
2008-07-16
-
-
-
2
-
4
2008-07-18
-
-
-
1
1
7
2008-07-19
-
-
-
2
-
4
2008-07-23
-
-
-
1
1
7
2008-07-30
-
-
-
1
-
2
2008-07-30
-
-
-
2
-
4
2008-08-10
-
1
-
-
1
8
2008-08-25
-
-
-
2
-
4
2008-08-28
-
-
-
2
-
4
2008-08-31
-
-
-
1
1
7
2008-08-31
-
-
-
1
-
2
2008-09-01
-
-
-
1
-
2
2008-09-09
-
-
-
2
-
4
2008-09-11
1
-
-
1
-
3
2008-09-12
-
-
-
1
-
2
2008-09-13
-
-
-
-
1
5
2008-09-13
-
-
-
1
-
2
2008-09-19
-
-
-
1
-
2
2008-09-20
-
-
-
1
-
2