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Kiljoy Smashdasher
#3
Chaos Warrior
MA
5
ST
4
AG
4
AV
9
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
53
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
61
Td
9
Mvp
5
GPP
174
XPP
0
SPP
174
Injuries
d
Skills
+AG
Block
Claw
Claw
Guard
Tackle
We always knew Kiljoy was but an elf at heart, and his recent agility training has helped prove the point! Don't run elves! Kiljoy just wants some elves to be his buddies! Discuss the finer points of getting hurt on 2+ dodges, you know the stuff!
Kijoy is the only original member of the team to show up for every match so far, such is his dedication to the game. Although his hideous blocking skills terrorize opposing players, he has never once comitted a foul, and refuses to do such a thing to an opposing player. He firmly beleveives that Nuffle has decreed that the opposition should meet death on their feet. He has been known to personally award a Slaughterhouse5000 Medal Of Valor to a worthy opponent. Kiljoy is reasigned that he will eventually die on the pitch in a foul, since no man seems able to kill him in an honorable Block...
Although fearsome to behold, Kiljoy usually goes gentle on those he smashes to the ground. For reasons known only to himself, it has been many, many games since he has caused a permanent injury of any kind. Enough Badly Hurt to fill several rosters to be sure, but no niggling or RIP...
Most casualties caused in a single match: 4
Top 10 Performances:
#3 Active Chaos Warrior Blocker in Ranked Division (1-26-05)
#1 Active Chaos Warrior Star in Ranked Division (1-26-05)
A final note: A Slaughterhouse5000 Medal of Valor will be awarded to any man (or woman, or 'other') that actually manages to kill Kiljoy in a straight up block on the pitch. No special recognition will be awarded death by a foul, as it is far too easy :P
Finally killed - by a turn 16 foul when the apothecary had previously been used saving his life during a knockdown from a Blitz. The final SlaughterHouse5000 Medal of Valor therefore must go to Fred, the Orc Blitzer who killed him earlier, rather than the lineman Mook who fouled him.
For the record, Kiljoy is the #4 ranked RIP Chaos Warrior at the time of his death, and the only one to be inducted into Nuffle's "All Star Team In The Sky" without any injuries. That's right, the rest of you sods either kept playing past your prime in order to drive up your score, or else retired like pansies rather than face the music! Kiljoy's legacy laughs at you all!
A disturbing tremor is felt in the warp, as news of a mighty chaos warrior, long dead, has begun to battle his way back from the afterlife itself, hoping to lead his team in just one final match!
Kiljoy is coming...
Kijoy is the only original member of the team to show up for every match so far, such is his dedication to the game. Although his hideous blocking skills terrorize opposing players, he has never once comitted a foul, and refuses to do such a thing to an opposing player. He firmly beleveives that Nuffle has decreed that the opposition should meet death on their feet. He has been known to personally award a Slaughterhouse5000 Medal Of Valor to a worthy opponent. Kiljoy is reasigned that he will eventually die on the pitch in a foul, since no man seems able to kill him in an honorable Block...
Although fearsome to behold, Kiljoy usually goes gentle on those he smashes to the ground. For reasons known only to himself, it has been many, many games since he has caused a permanent injury of any kind. Enough Badly Hurt to fill several rosters to be sure, but no niggling or RIP...
Most casualties caused in a single match: 4
Top 10 Performances:
#3 Active Chaos Warrior Blocker in Ranked Division (1-26-05)
#1 Active Chaos Warrior Star in Ranked Division (1-26-05)
A final note: A Slaughterhouse5000 Medal of Valor will be awarded to any man (or woman, or 'other') that actually manages to kill Kiljoy in a straight up block on the pitch. No special recognition will be awarded death by a foul, as it is far too easy :P
Finally killed - by a turn 16 foul when the apothecary had previously been used saving his life during a knockdown from a Blitz. The final SlaughterHouse5000 Medal of Valor therefore must go to Fred, the Orc Blitzer who killed him earlier, rather than the lineman Mook who fouled him.
For the record, Kiljoy is the #4 ranked RIP Chaos Warrior at the time of his death, and the only one to be inducted into Nuffle's "All Star Team In The Sky" without any injuries. That's right, the rest of you sods either kept playing past your prime in order to drive up your score, or else retired like pansies rather than face the music! Kiljoy's legacy laughs at you all!
A disturbing tremor is felt in the warp, as news of a mighty chaos warrior, long dead, has begun to battle his way back from the afterlife itself, hoping to lead his team in just one final match!
Kiljoy is coming...
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2004-02-05
-
-
-
-
1
5
2004-02-05
-
-
-
1
-
2
2004-02-05
-
1
-
-
-
3
2004-02-08
-
1
-
-
-
3
2004-02-08
-
1
-
-
-
3
2004-02-10
-
-
-
1
-
2
2004-02-11
-
-
-
-
1
5
2004-02-14
-
-
-
3
-
6
2004-02-20
-
-
-
1
-
2
2004-04-23
-
1
-
2
-
7
2004-04-23
-
-
-
1
-
2
2004-04-29
-
-
-
1
-
2
2004-05-22
-
-
-
-
1
5
2004-07-02
-
-
-
1
-
2
2004-12-19
-
-
-
2
-
4
2004-12-23
-
-
-
2
-
4
2004-12-25
-
-
-
4
-
8
2004-12-26
-
-
-
-
1
5
2004-12-26
-
-
-
1
-
2
2004-12-28
-
-
-
4
-
8
2004-12-30
-
-
-
1
-
2
2005-01-01
-
-
-
3
-
6
2005-01-02
-
-
-
2
-
4
2005-01-02
-
-
-
1
-
2
2005-01-03
-
1
-
2
-
7
2005-01-03
-
1
-
2
-
7
2005-01-04
-
1
-
3
-
9
2005-01-04
-
2
-
2
-
10
2005-01-04
-
-
-
1
-
2
2005-01-06
-
-
-
1
-
2
2005-01-15
-
-
-
1
1
7
2005-01-18
-
-
-
3
-
6
2005-01-20
-
-
-
2
-
4
2005-01-21
-
-
-
1
-
2
2005-01-22
-
-
-
2
-
4
2005-01-22
-
-
-
1
-
2
2005-01-24
-
-
-
2
-
4
2005-01-26
-
-
-
4
-
8
2005-01-27
-
-
-
2
-
4
2005-02-01
-
-
-
1
-
2