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[R] Blood Sea Buccaneers
Gorjo "the Grim"
#9
Ogre
MA
4
ST
5
AG
2
AV
9
R
42
B
554
P
0
F
0
G
79
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
40
Td
3
Mvp
4
GPP
109
XPP
0
SPP
109
Injuries
-ma, d
Skills
Big Guy
Bone Head
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Throw Team Mate
Block
Break Tackle
Guard
Juggernaut
Multiple Block
HT: 8"10 WT: 689 LBS Blood Sea Buccaneers Super Star Player Ogre

Game Log
Game #1: Fist game out of the box and Gorjo pounded away on some Zombies. Did not get a CAS but he showed he can lay down some blocks, thats allways a good sign.
Game #2: Chased a bunch of Dark Elves all over the field and came up with nothing.
Game#3: Once again the DE's Elude Gorjo..Got the MVP for effort.
Game#4: He is just fed up at this point with all these dang Dark Elves. He just stood in the middle of field clueless on what to do.
Game #5: Played some dwarves and just got pushed around.
game #6: Once again lost on what to do.
Game #7: Takes on the Chaos Scum and actually catches a pass for a TD!!
Game #8: First encounter with a treeman. He did not like it one bit. Took a SI-N (APOTHED)
Game #9: A bunch of Dark Elves run circles around him.
Game #10: Finally a CAS for a BH against some High Elves...Retired that team.
Game #11: Took on a Dwarf team and Gorjo takes over, Multi Blocks gallore and 2 CAS a BH and SI-N! Got the MVP for forcing the concession.
Game #12: Grudge match against the Charioteers and Gorjo gets a TD with a blitz and 2 GFI to stride into the endzone.
Game#13: Chewed on some Wood elves and got a SI-MNG. Many shots at a CAS but only came up with one.
Game #14: Took on some skaven and Gorjo had his shots. The problem was he was rolling double block and skull like a mad man. He knocked him self down 4 times this game and ended the 2/8 turn with a TRIPLE SKULL. Just was not his night.
Game#15: Took on some chaos scum and Gorjo got a SI-N right off the bat on some low down Beastman. It was all down hill from that point. Failed boneheads left and right and just some bad blocking reduced him to nothing for the vast majority of the game.
Game#16: GRUDGE match against the Charioteers went south bad. Gorjo got pinned down and DP fouled into oblivion. He took the first one like a champ but the follow up foul sent him packing for the rest of the game to the BH box.
<b>Game #17: was the exact same...GORJO HAD HIS HEAD UP HIS ASS AND COST US TWO GAMES. It was just futile with him and he Killed himself on one block. For some reason the Apoth felt sorry for his ass and brought him back from the brink.</b>
Game#18: Took on some orcs and Gorjo actually played well. Got a KIA with apoth and stood his ground against all those BOBS.
Game#19: Grudge match agains the Hellbound Charriotter and Gorjo just gets it in a bad way. He got pummeled into submission. He took the first DP with no problem but the follow up foul sent him packing to the BH box on 1/4.
Game#20: Took on some Wood Elves and he pounded on the treeman all day but all he got out of it was a bird nest, 5 slivers and a bee nest.
Game#21: Took on some Zons and spent all day trying to get laid. But finally on 2/7 he baged him one nice gal for a BH.
Game#22: Smashed on some Khemri mummies and got lice!
Game#23 & #24: Gorjo has been sitting at 30 SPP now for 4 games and cannot buy a CAS. He has thrown 49 blocks in 4 games and has 0 CAS.
Game#25: Fianlly broke out and had a big game. His multiblocking was "on" tonight and got 2 CAS. Skilled up and finally got break tackle but <b>Aged for a -MA.</b> <b>Skilled up to 31</b>
Game #26 #27 and #28: What the hell is Gorjo doing? he is just wandering aimlessly around the pitch. Occasionaly throwing a block here and there. Sometimes sitting down to smell the roses or pick his nose. Last game he caught 6 earth worms in 2 turns and just waved to the fans.
Game #29: Gorjo breaks out with a 3CAS game as his multiblock was on tonight and just ripping into some norse.
Game #30-33: Just futile man, getting knocked all over the field. Bone heads at the worst possible times and just in general futility.
Game #34 and Gorjo was going strong tonight against some CDs. Only 1 bonehead and he threw 18 blocks in the match. Got a nice CAS on a 60 SPP CD and really pushed those guys around.
Game#35-36: BAH! another two games of standing around and just looking mean and ugly but otherwise doing nothing. Gorjo at this point is a perfect boat anchor.
<b>GLT V and the Bucs are counting on Gorjo to summon the spirit of Krikack and lead the Buccaneers down the field by bashing the crap out of some skulls. A lot of hopes ride on Gorjo, lets hope he does not let us down.</b>
Game#37: GLT opening round...Gorjo lets us down. Double blocked on a key play that set up a turnover and the demise of the Bucs.
Game #38 to #42: Bah!! that is the totality of Gorjo's efforts lately.
Game #43 and Gorjo comes back to life!!! 3 CAS on a Khmeri Crew as he BH and SI=MNG two Mummies and BH a Blitz Ra.
Game #44 got a SI-MNG on a rotter and <b>Skilled up to 51+</b> VS the Slug Thugs.
Game #45-51 Well Gorjo is just moving along doing nothing, as usuall, some how picked up an MVP on the way and 2 CAS. In Game #51 he Bone Headed 4 turns in a row, which sums up his 7 games.
Game#52 Gorjo has just remebered that he has Pile on!!! he finally uses it and gets 2 CAS a BH and SI-MA by using it on some HE lino scum.
Game #53: WOW what a game. Gorjo rumbles in 13 paces for the opening TD of the game. On Defense he just clogged up the middle and ended up getting 2 CAS. as he bashed some Dark Elves.
Game #54 and#55: Well once again Gorjo is on the cusp of skilling up to 76+ and he cannot find a SPP. He is getting desperate and just swinging haymakers left and right and getting out of postion and boneheading. He just needs to calm down and let the the last 4SPP come to him. It is just sad how bad he has looked in the last two games. Gorjo is just salivating at finally getting block with his 76+ roll but we all know he going to roll a +ST or +AG and tempt me to take one of those and roll along with out block until 126+.
Game #56-59 and Gorjo is fishing for those last 2 SPP to skill up to 76+...just coming up empty.
Game #60 Gorjo is enfuego as he is blowing greenskins up left and right, he takes a SI-N but the apoth saves him. <b>Skills up to 76+ and finally gets block..it is "on" now.</b>
Game #61-65: Gorjo is once again a boat anchor as he just stands around basking in the glory of having block and skilling up to 76+
Game #66: Decides now its time to start playing again. Throws 16 Blocks and just blows up the undead scumm left and right, no one could stand in his way this night.
<b>Gorjo is ready to go and lead the Buccaneers to Majors glory in the Lustrian. That last game has got his head right with ball and he is ready to lay into some scum and blow holes in the opponeets.</b>
Game #67-68: Prep matches against the Hellbound Charrioteers and Emphasy and his ratz....Gorjo gets ready to start bashing some heads, 4CAS.
Game #69: Opening Round of Lustrian III.. Only threw 2 blocks but clogged up the middle of the field and fended off all the chaos warriors from breaking into the back field. Bucs won so it was a good game.
Game#70: Well Gorjo went for the KIA with his Pile on skill..did not work...He then decides to lay on the ground for another turn after a failed Bone Head..he is just to juicy and gets DP gang fouled for SI_MNG. <b>Pitiful, Bucs get the boot from the Lustrian.</b>
Game #71: Gorjo once again decides to do a walk about and just wanders around throwing random blocks and is totally inefective.
Game#72: Well the ratmen just swarmed all over the Bucs and beat them down on the scoreboard. BUT Gorjo took that in stride and proceeded to smash and bash some rats. Racked up 2 CAS.
Game#73: Well Gorjo just lays into some greenskins and racks up 2CAS in the game. Gorjo is just plugging along and <b>broke 100SPP</b> in this game. Oh was also KIA early in the game by a slobbering Troll. Got blindsided and crashed to the ground BUT the apoth was johnny on the spot. <b>Gorjo has been brought back from the brink now 2 times.</b>
Game#74-75: Well Gorjo just needed a break. Decided he was to going to lay down in these 2 games and get that loving feeling back. Did nothing and just wandered around.
Game#76: Took on a undead crew and Gorjo had that loving feeling back. Took on 2 mummies at the same time and took them down...Racked up a CAS and just layed into them.
Game#77: Took on some Chaos Scum and locked horns with 4 Chaos Warriors and BESTED THEM. It was a throw down of titanic proportions and Gorjo was not found wanting. <b>Racked up 3 CAS and just laid into those bastards.</b>
Game#78: Took on some woodies and Gorjo could not get his hands around their necks!!! got gang tackled and then gang DP raped for a SI-MNG. Oh I want to kill some woodies, BAD.


<b>Pile On Stats</b>
Pile on Selected: 49 Times
Pile On Used: 17 Times
CAS from Pile On: 4
# of Times Pile on has got Gorjo in some serious trouble: 3
Fouled off the pitch following a pile on: 1





Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2009-02-26
-
-
-
-
1
5
2009-03-04
-
1
-
-
-
3
2009-03-05
-
-
-
1
-
2
2009-03-06
-
-
-
2
1
9
2009-03-06
-
1
-
-
-
3
2009-03-11
-
-
-
1
-
2
2009-03-18
-
-
-
1
-
2
2009-03-20
-
-
-
1
-
2
2009-03-27
-
-
-
1
-
2
2009-04-07
-
-
-
2
-
4
2009-04-23
-
-
-
3
-
6
2009-05-06
-
-
-
1
-
2
2009-05-20
-
-
-
1
-
2
2009-06-17
-
-
-
3
-
6
2009-06-18
-
-
-
1
-
2
2009-06-27
-
-
-
-
1
5
2009-06-28
-
-
-
2
-
4
2009-07-08
-
-
-
2
-
4
2009-07-14
-
1
-
2
-
7
2009-07-23
-
-
-
1
-
2
2009-07-29
-
-
-
1
-
2
2009-07-30
-
-
-
1
-
2
2009-08-06
-
-
-
1
-
2
2009-08-12
-
-
-
1
-
2
2009-08-12
-
-
-
3
-
6
2009-08-20
-
-
-
-
1
5
2009-08-27
-
-
-
2
-
4
2009-08-28
-
-
-
2
-
4
2009-09-02
-
-
-
1
-
2
2009-09-02
-
-
-
3
-
6