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END REGULAR SEASON So, there's two ways of approaching this season. Either, our brave lads gloriously avoided defeat all season ~ An accomplishment surely worthy of praise. OR, our super highly over levelled bunch of underperforming green muppets managed to draw 5 times out of 7 and barely scrape to the playoffs in 3rd place! It's hard to argue against the latter. With Nuffle very much ambivalent regarding our fortunes this year, it is hard to push blame anywhere other than oft-maligned on field coach, Generul Bombad. In a rare, actually attended post-season interview, he had this to say: "Da Oldz Cruel? 'M I still manager dere? I 'anded my notiss in to dem uselss gitz arfway fru last seezon. Ave made lots 'f coin bettin gainst em all year. Ha ha. When dey looz da playoffz I'll ave enouff to retire. Screw Da Oldz Cruel. I 'ope dey looz." Which frankly, is the nicest thing anyone's said about the team in a long time. With the weight of literally no-one behind them, who is to come in this teams second semi-final appearance? Could it possibly be worse then the vampiric blight of the night? Oh, it's a team of anthropomorphic dinosaurs on steroids, led by a literal statistics professor with a 90% success record. Fantastic... SEASON 2 PRE-SEASON Forget the downplaying and self-depreciation of last season. After 2 runners up medals in a row, the hype and expectation is real this time around. Could this be our time? Most Valuable Team (MVT) of big, hulking lunatics? - Check. Scores of expectant fans? - Check. A competent coach to lead them all to victory? - Errr... We'll put a pin in that one for now. Some reasonable dice luck along the way? - OK, you know what? Forget it? #Notlast will suffice. So season 2 begins. More of the same or back to reality? Let's find out. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- SEASON 1 PRE-SEASON Managed by the scintillating Genurul Bombad, Da Oldz Cruel ironically have not been around very long. They have literally one, single, solitary goal this season. DO NOT COME LAST! Seriously, it is just getting embarrassing now… END REGULAR SEASON Well... I think it's fair to say no-one saw that coming... 2nd Place in the regular season? Flippin 'eck. AND, if not for an ill-fated BBQ incident there may have been enough blood - sorry, red wine - flowing for a pinch shot at the belt! Unfortunately the Vamps had sobered up by the time they faced our brave boys, and were annoyingly quelled of thirst throughout. But still, playoffs is a fair effort for this plucky team of rascals. And our Semi-Final opponents are... oh... Vamps. Yay... POST PLAYOFFS We lost. Vampires are stupid.

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
Ad ams Family	Necromantic Horror	990k	15	0/1/1	50k	2 - 1	970k	10	1/0/0	50k	18k
Caledor Patriots	High Elf	1080k	19	1/0/3	90k	2 - 1	1000k	8	0/0/0	60k	16k
Witches Nose	Nurgle	1110k	10	0/1/0	50k	1 - 1	930k	12	1/1/0	50k	20k
Karak Grom Grumblers	Dwarf	1120k	10	0/1/0	20k	1 - 0	1170k	8	1/0/0	20k	22k
Makemake War	Chaos Dwarf	1170k	12	1/1/0	70k	1 - 1	1810k	11	1/0/0	80k	21k
Talons Of Horus	Chaos Renegade	1340k	15	2/2/0	20k	1 - 1	1620k	13	1/0/1	40k	23k
Hollywouldnt	Shambling Undead	1320k	10	1/0/0	70k	1 - 1	1130k	10	1/1/0	40k	27k
SparkleMotion	Vampire	1320k	8	1/0/0	50k	0 - 2	1610k	11	0/0/0	50k	20k
SparkleMotion	Vampire	1450k	7	1/1/0	10k	0 - 1	1660k	10	0/1/0	70k	27k
Witches Nose	Nurgle	1530k	9	1/0/1	20k	0 - 0	1420k	6	0/0/0	60k	26k
Karak Grom Grumblers	Dwarf	1510k	13	0/1/0	80k	2 - 0	1520k	5	0/0/0	60k	26k
Asgard Renegades	Norse	1620k	22	2/1/2	50k	2 - 2	1170k	13	0/0/0	30k	27k
Kroxford City	Lizardmen	1650k	10	0/1/0	80k	1 - 1	1240k	10	1/0/0	60k	19k
The_Green_Tide	Orc	1660k	11	1/0/0	30k	1 - 1	1170k	14	3/0/0	40k	24k
LittleKingdom	Wood Elf	1740k	11	1/0/0	40k	1 - 1	1260k	8	0/0/0	30k	19k
Denizens O` Destruction	Chaos Chosen	1690k	14	0/1/0	30k	2 - 0	1280k	9	2/0/0	20k	18k
Kroxford City	Lizardmen	1660k	10	0/0/1	50k	1 - 3	1470k	14	0/0/1	70k	21k