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<b>I JUST GOT TIRED OF THIS TEAM, FEEL FREE TO KILL EVERY PLAYER ;) WE ACCEPT ANY TEAMS, APART CLAW-RAZOR-TACKLE TRIO PLAYERS</b>



THE STREAK IS OVERRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Finally a super lucky match to end the damned streak!!!!

NON-WINNING STREAK record: 20 matches....
Currently: 1 match

FROM NOW ON I WILL SHAMEFULLY CHERRYPICK 99% OF MY GAMES WITH THIS TEAM!!!! AND I'M SURE TO LOSE ANYWAY :D

<b><u>^^^OLDEST "PRO" ELF TEAM IN RANKED AND OVERALL, if you exclude 2 vs 2, 3 vs 3, 4 vs 4 teams^^^</b></u>


Due to my chronic lack of money I'd like to play especially against high FF teams!!!
TD scored avg 3.02, CAS against avg 2.48 Highest gate: 172.000
We try to play a mix of races, not only elves. Claw-razor combo and similar excluded
Note on the dirty player: First, I don't foul as my first option. Second, I won't use him against low AV teams, he's there just to foul nasty orcs and similar, or MAYBE oneturners or ST5 wardancer monster, for example...
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We know we can't defend, let's try to score one more than you!
Ah, I understand the team picture sucks, I will change it soon!!!! ;)
Just played 6 matches... so far they suck like their team picture....
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I changed my team picture, it's a bit better and, most important, maybe it changed my luck, I immediately had a 6-0 victory!!! :)
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Probably I discovered why I never had a full elf team roster... it's not because I played also non-elf teams and they bashed me, but it's because of that nasty attitude to age early...
Quite new team.... a catcher aged on 3rd skill and another catcher aged on 2nd...
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Well, in addition, I played against a chaos team WITHOUT any claw, razor, even mighty blow... the result? TWO killed players (with guards) and another niggled in THREE TURNS!!!!! Porca madonna!
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They're still playing well, even against orcs =), but there are always the same problems... They tend to age and niggle sooooo easy on 3rd skill roll in particular and my winnings are often poor.
Have a full roster team it's a dream.... sob sob
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The reward of being too nice: it was near the end of a really lucky match on my side (one of the few), 3-0 for my elves, opponent ST4 jump up dark elf blitzer on the sideline and ready to be pushed out after a double skulls set on the turn before... My opp asked me to be gentle because I had already won and he had so crappy lucky thru all the match... So I didn't crowd him... Next turn my lineman died with a failed apo. In addition, roll for winnings... 1..... Nuffle doesn't want bloodbowl players to be too nice, I HAVE to remember this!
PS.: an ageing at 51, but it's not a surprise to me....
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Allright... I started to be quite envious about all the coaches that have uber elf teams without any or almost any ageing or niggling at high SPP.
Every 51 SPP skill roll it's a secure ageing for me, or even at 31 ..... bahhh
I hate you luckers ALL!
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A little update (25/05/2005)
I just lost my good blitzer against a chaos team without the usual claw, razor, antani, combination, thanks to... a foul? A single pow? No, no, no... thanks to a failed dodge, AV8 wasn't enough to save him from a stupid death (I used the apo the turn before to save a nigg SI on a catcher).
I took a look at my team and I realised that I rolled 60 skills with 6 doubles, statistically perfect, but as every elf coach knows, you need some guards for your players and for your linemen, I had 3, two died and one niggled.... Joy =)
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Even harder to play against strong teams without those damned guards (I can't still roll so many doubles, argh) and with ageing always at 51, if not sooner.... :(
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What this team lacks so far:
- guards (not my fault, I can't roll doubles)
- pass blockers and "healthy" diving tacklers (my fault, at least I could have one)
- another 1 or 2 tacklers
- some coaches pictures (it's their fault!) :)
- luck with ageing rolls (damn!)
- a beer
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Update 20th July 2005
The randomness of the dices: I couldn't roll doubles for a long time and now I had 2 skill rolls, both were doubles and WHAT kind of doubles!!!!
TWO +st increase for a blitzer and for a catcher!!!
It's just incredible, but I take it!!!
In addition, it's now the first time I have a full 16 players roster with this team :)
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Finally a guard for a lineman (obviously he aged on 2nd skill but with an AV decrease, so it's not so bad)
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Update 15th August
As I expected, the collapse came. As always, not against a chaos or orc team, but against the famous high elves Nandorins, without a single mighty blow... I lost an amazing catcher (Falcone: ST4, blodge, leaper, stripballer), a -ma to a blitzer and a humiliating loss.... Hard times...
Ahahahaha, the very next match, lost another ST4, niggled another catcher, mavaffanculo diocane morto!!!!
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Update 19th August
I promised to my opponent to change our team name for a day because of this match:
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=864402"
so "We Hit More" for a day....</a>
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Update 23th August 2005
So another ST4 (blitzer with frenzy) niggled and another 2 SI against a woodie team :) My streak of non-winning matches is arrived at 15.... Every match I play I think the bad luck could end for just 1 game, but... I'm still waiting... I know with a high TR-few players elf team it's hard to win, but the dices are simply ridiculous so far.
Because of that "great" streak I changed the team name once again, We Suck More, now!
Next name change probably will be: We Retire More..... :)
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Update 22th September 2005
Wooooow!!! Finally our non-winning streak is over!!!! We reached our 50th win in this glorious day (finally), we really hope to not start another streak like that! :D
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Update 28th September 2005
A milestone for the Score More (back to their original name): 100th match!!!!!
And what an amazing match against a bunch of good amazons.
We were able to tie (Nuffle was benevolent for once) playing most of the second half really outnumbered and without catchers :)
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Update 11th October 2005
Fischerking finally decided to take a rest and retired after reaching legendary status. TR team dropped under 300 since a long time and it's starting the rebuilding of a balanced one.
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Update 15th October 2005
Great, during a match against woodies (no mighty blows, no dirty, no anything apart the treeman) I suffered lots of cas, including the rather new blitzer killed (what I rolled with the apo? You could imagine...) and another lineman dead.... My roster is now with just 9 elves and now the future of the oldest pro elf team in Fumbbl is uncertain...

last match played 16th of April 2006
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
2
Lineman
5 3 4 7
Block, Side Step
-ma 16 0 2 0 0 2 16/ 100k
(85)k
 
4
Pmg
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Block
  8 2 4 0 0 0 14/ 80k
(70)k
 
5
Lineman
6 3 5 7
+AG
  10 1 2 0 0 0 7/ 100k
(110)k
 
6
Lineman
6 4 4 7
Block, Side Step, +ST, Tackle
  45 1 6 1 4 5 54/ 170k
(185)k
 
8
Blitzer
7 4 4 8
Block, Side Step
+ST, Tackle, Dodge
  22 1 8 0 3 2 41/ 200k
(235)k
 
10
Thrower
6 3 5 7
Pass
Sure Hands, Accurate, Safe Throw, Strong Arm, Dodge, +AG, Block
  130 302 0 0 0 19 Legend
397
240k
(263)k
 
12
Lineman
6 3 3 7 -ag 3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(30)k
 
14
Lineman
6 3 4 7   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(50)k
 
15
Thrower
5 3 4 6
Pass
Accurate, Safe Throw, Sure Hands, Sure Feet, Kick, Block
-ma, -av 73 108 0 0 3 7 Legend
149
190k
(193)k
 
9 players  
Coach: Gary_Gygax Re-Rolls (100k): 5  
Race: Elf Fan Factor: 14  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 2  
Treasury: 50k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1660k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:133 (63/23/47) |TD Diff:55 (399 - 344) |Cas Diff:-141 (96/58/38 - 166/111/56)
Last Opponent: Family Friendly Orcs

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Green Bay WoodpeckersWood Elf1000k241/1/050k4 - 21040k91/0/070k38k
Sacred LordsWood Elf1100k150/0/0100k3 - 01230k70/1/070k63k
UnterwäldnerDark Elf1240k120/0/190k1 - 11300k140/2/080k71k
Ratas LocasSkaven1360k162/0/130k1 - 21270k160/1/150k54k
Thirteen dirty warriorsSkaven1420k151/0/040k2 - 21320k140/1/030k64k
CreaturesIIHigh Elf1500k182/0/060k2 - 31560k211/2/040k92k
KryndaDark Elf1530k322/0/040k6 - 01410k120/0/240k57k
Probando OrcosOrc1580k201/0/060k3 - 11720k142/0/080k90k
type o' negativeOrc1630k190/1/170k3 - 11650k111/1/060k74k
Karond Kar CorsairsDark Elf1750k232/0/070k4 - 01740k132/0/170k81k
Wrath of HoethHigh Elf1870k220/0/030k5 - 11830k110/1/030k89k
Grin skinzOrc1860k140/0/040k2 - 21900k183/1/020k79k
Vengance OverlordsChaos1930k21/0/00k0 - 11830k160/1/2120k76k
Bastonate a GogoOrc1660k240/0/090k4 - 11770k161/0/160k81k
Hidden DangersWood Elf1800k171/0/050k3 - 12170k141/1/030k97k
Probando OrcosOrc1900k210/0/030k4 - 11950k191/2/060k84k
Elvish RenaissanceWood Elf1980k262/0/030k5 - 12290k130/1/140k97k
Raven TroopersElf1900k211/0/080k3 - 51920k301/0/180k141k
Templars of the MoonDark Elf1960k170/0/140k3 - 02140k141/0/170k109k
Westchester WolverinesHuman1960k313/1/080k4 - 01820k100/1/060k92k
MadatharDark Elf2120k280/2/090k4 - 12200k141/0/060k131k
Kaos MatikChaos2260k231/2/060k3 - 12090k131/1/030k112k
Patriots of FoxboroHuman2240k170/0/060k3 - 12240k231/2/170k116k
Black Tooth TribeOrc2200k180/0/090k3 - 22100k130/0/050k124k
Morglum MaraudersOrc2330k130/0/060k2 - 02370k112/1/060k116k
KFWDark Elf2350k261/2/140k3 - 22380k160/1/050k86k
One Night StandAmazon2230k282/0/070k4 - 02210k163/0/180k137k
Slayers of GorgorothHuman2250k40/1/00k1 - 22400k172/2/2120k129k
Everyone Sucks But UsElf1950k292/1/150k4 - 31860k210/1/070k96k
Thumb DownDark Elf2070k201/0/080k3 - 22180k292/2/350k120k
Please don't kill meElf1950k242/1/080k3 - 11850k171/1/070k100k
KFWDark Elf2080k272/0/010k4 - 42240k303/0/040k94k
Lizards in the NightLizardmen2160k241/1/050k4 - 12230k222/1/280k140k
PyranhiensWood Elf2190k310/1/340k5 - 21960k150/0/060k116k
Fun With GoatsChaos Chosen2300k200/1/040k3 - 12390k243/3/070k149k
Flying ObjectsHigh Elf2160k300/1/060k4 - 51860k251/0/090k134k
UTELizardmen2250k221/0/040k4 - 12230k183/1/140k99k
Post-Moss VikingsWood Elf2270k332/0/050k6 - 12450k140/0/040k132k
NandorinsHigh Elf2400k230/0/130k3 - 43130k321/2/030k154k
Nut of LorienWood Elf2470k200/1/060k3 - 41830k231/0/050k101k
Lost in the woodWood Elf2570k311/2/070k5 - 32380k272/2/160k141k
Elvish RenaissanceWood Elf2630k301/1/060k5 - 22120k161/0/090k143k
One Night StandAmazon2750k91/0/040k0 - 22660k212/1/060k155k
It Hurts So GoodChaos2610k191/0/020k3 - 32920k211/2/00k136k
Dark Lords of NaggarothDark Elf2660k190/1/040k3 - 22430k234/0/060k108k
Grimwood WardersWood Elf2750k271/1/050k4 - 33050k231/0/150k154k
Blood FalconsDark Elf2850k230/0/060k4 - 55940k435/1/170k172k
Forest FoolsWood Elf2610k262/0/030k3 - 42540k301/1/150k134k
Pain State!Orc2690k150/1/060k2 - 02620k171/2/120k126k
Everliving PlagueNurgle's Rotters2700k191/0/250k3 - 02610k90/1/150k132k
It Hurts So GoodChaos2780k141/0/060k1 - 23040k181/2/050k147k
NandorinsHigh Elf2800k250/0/060k4 - 53370k341/1/130k152k
Dark Spyres BBCDark Elf2700k240/0/020k4 - 32640k230/1/010k136k
22 Crazy FistsDark Elf2750k111/0/00k1 - 22600k244/2/00k99k
NandorinsHigh Elf2710k262/0/010k4 - 32510k211/0/010k112k
Scythe Of The MoonChaos2790k191/0/150k2 - 12760k120/1/030k148k
Dark Spyres BBCDark Elf2870k200/0/060k4 - 42680k240/0/040k143k
Dark After DayDark Elf2960k262/1/020k4 - 13890k180/1/00k140k
Doomy DiggersChaos Dwarf2980k91/0/050k1 - 53120k283/1/160k157k
Lavino Fighting HellfishesHuman2870k170/0/250k2 - 12540k153/0/060k147k
My BuddiesDark Elf2930k230/1/030k4 - 22530k254/1/050k137k
Narbogrotsnaga RevengeOrc3000k160/0/00k3 - 22500k171/1/020k93k
It Hurts So GoodChaos2950k231/1/10k3 - 13230k163/0/020k115k
Dark Spyres BBCDark Elf3000k210/0/050k3 - 22810k190/1/060k163k
South Texas DeathrideNecromantic3090k131/0/040k1 - 22240k163/1/070k153k
ChaoSfigaChaos3160k130/0/010k1 - 22170k192/0/260k110k
One Night StandAmazon2950k160/1/010k2 - 22520k253/2/150k129k
Pomeranian GriffonzHuman2940k240/0/050k4 - 22950k212/0/130k105k
Dancing DragonsHigh Elf3040k220/0/00k4 - 32420k292/1/030k105k
Farwood's RevengeWood Elf3000k211/1/040k3 - 22800k140/1/020k106k
Old School BeatsOrc3090k110/1/010k1 - 02560k81/0/030k98k
Dark After DayDark Elf3120k190/0/020k3 - 43970k290/1/20k131k
Narbogrotsnaga RevengeOrc3010k232/1/10k2 - 02540k152/1/110k88k
It Hurts So GoodChaos3060k130/0/010k2 - 23380k161/0/010k129k
BalaclavaSkaven3090k283/0/110k3 - 32800k201/0/040k145k
Doomy DiggersChaos Dwarf3170k160/2/00k1 - 23840k212/2/260k150k
SOT PhoenixWood Elf2840k290/0/040k5 - 42390k262/0/060k121k
AxiomDark Elf2940k242/0/050k3 - 42510k302/2/060k140k
NandorinsHigh Elf3040k161/0/00k1 - 53500k332/1/150k132k
Nachtburg AncientsVampire2740k151/0/230k1 - 32960k242/2/250k125k
Last True BloodVampire2000k190/1/150k2 - 31980k210/1/0100k150k
Gli Sfigati AccanitiSkaven2090k241/0/050k4 - 41550k200/0/040k88k
1200 TechniqueWood Elf2170k140/0/020k2 - 32020k221/0/040k98k
Not so great expectationsWood Elf2220k250/0/170k4 - 42050k220/0/020k120k
High E.L.F. AllianceHigh Elf2340k270/1/050k5 - 52220k280/1/070k138k
Cypress RangersWood Elf2450k291/2/160k4 - 42150k261/1/150k128k
We Hit the highland wayWood Elf2560k360/2/340k4 - 52470k250/0/050k110k
Ulthan NoblesHigh Elf2680k160/0/040k2 - 32390k191/0/070k111k
Doors of PerceptionDark Elf2740k271/0/020k4 - 43720k321/1/110k132k
It Hurts So GoodChaos2810k220/1/140k3 - 33620k221/2/030k117k
Crowded House RevivalDark Elf2900k140/2/020k1 - 22560k181/1/00k99k
SOT PhoenixWood Elf2950k250/1/120k3 - 62760k371/3/030k122k
beastiboysChaos2900k120/1/00k1 - 32420k241/2/150k120k
ZeeVampire2830k151/0/020k1 - 52420k262/0/050k100k
Avondale RebornWood Elf2870k281/0/10k4 - 42380k340/1/360k102k
Forest FoolsWood Elf2690k240/0/240k3 - 42650k230/0/060k130k
NerissimiDark Elf2780k170/0/00k2 - 42180k220/1/080k106k
State of artWood Elf2800k300/3/130k4 - 22310k222/0/050k144k
LosIncreiblesHuman2900k210/1/020k3 - 42470k335/0/040k111k
Girly.IncAmazon2960k181/1/020k2 - 22990k213/1/030k126k
AchaeansWood Elf3000k261/0/020k4 - 42540k230/0/040k139k
Dark Fury Of WraithsDark Elf3070k290/0/10k5 - 22900k190/1/010k117k
Proudly Mysanthropic MinionsDark Elf3130k230/0/050k4 - 22500k150/0/030k131k
Silent StormWood Elf3240k221/0/020k2 - 62570k341/2/040k138k
Flower Petal Prancing BoysWood Elf3300k212/1/00k2 - 21890k202/0/140k121k
Woodburn LordsWood Elf3280k270/0/120k4 - 52550k332/1/060k142k
Finest of the ForestWood Elf2900k302/0/00k5 - 42270k293/1/040k119k
Springleaf SeniorsWood Elf2960k281/0/040k5 - 52490k342/0/160k104k
Girly.IncAmazon3040k212/0/030k3 - 22290k191/1/060k153k
Anaisli AstendariWood Elf3120k240/1/060k4 - 32200k200/0/170k153k
Forest FoolsWood Elf2980k301/1/040k4 - 42600k352/0/220k155k
Kar Garond Executioners IIDark Elf2880k90/1/020k0 - 42090k242/0/060k138k
Friends die - Freud wrongWood Elf2900k241/0/020k3 - 42210k270/1/070k115k
Calarii CrusadersElf2960k301/0/140k4 - 32050k211/0/030k125k
AxiomDark Elf3070k151/0/010k1 - 52680k321/2/060k135k
Globo Gym Purple CobrasDark Elf3100k241/0/030k3 - 21990k180/0/080k111k
Southside MaulersChaos3180k292/0/00k5 - 22750k180/2/00k113k
AchaeansWood Elf3240k232/0/020k3 - 42320k314/0/040k130k
Defenders of the NaggarothDark Elf3280k141/0/110k1 - 52780k311/1/010k126k
Good GuysHigh Elf3310k200/1/010k3 - 42370k292/1/060k104k
Woodburn's PrideWood Elf3360k312/1/130k4 - 31740k211/1/060k103k
Anaisli AstendariWood Elf3140k160/1/030k1 - 32820k200/0/020k135k
Red Stags of Myth DrannorElf3190k180/0/020k3 - 42340k302/2/060k102k
Legendary startrek.nlWood Elf2840k291/1/040k4 - 22670k232/1/160k124k
Ulthan NoblesHigh Elf2850k293/0/050k4 - 32400k221/1/020k133k
Nachtburg AncientsVampire2960k150/0/020k2 - 32500k191/1/040k140k
Farwood's RevengeWood Elf2990k141/0/00k1 - 32830k202/0/050k114k
Endless NightDark Elf2990k130/0/010k2 - 22150k201/0/250k86k
Forest FoolsWood Elf2910k260/0/040k4 - 32470k240/2/060k102k
Zueriwald UhusWood Elf3000k271/0/030k5 - 32520k211/0/050k127k
Deepwood JunkiesWood Elf3090k281/1/030k4 - 42410k240/1/060k136k
Time To Have FunOgre3190k130/1/10k1 - 22460k153/1/160k98k
Family Friendly OrcsOrc3200k110/0/00k1 - 22600k190/3/120k133k