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Decrapitation Local 547
Retired [X2] Necromantic

This team has nothing to do with the fact that I think poop is funny.

The players from this team were once living beings in the Old World who were the equivalent of the Untouchables in India. People looked down upon by others and who were only allowed to work in sewers. They worked for Sanitation in the Local 547 and were generally called names that resembled excrement. Eventually they stoppped using their real names. They died horrible deaths from disease or fecal asphyxiation. A beginning necromancer gathered their dead bodies from makeshift graves and was startled to hear voices come from the revived bodies. The newly created undead told the necromancer a long and painful story of death and torment by the living and begged for a chance at retribution. The necromancer decided to allow these poor souls the opportunity to play blood bowl so that they could kill the living and prove their worth. Not an easy task for a team with AG 2.

This team is the first of a few ranked experiments I will be trying. I gave up playing ranked for over a year now, but after finding it too hard to get games I decided to come back and play for fun. Not for ranking. The goal is to play with only flesh golems and zombies for the first 10 games to develop the weaker players. Perhaps then I will allow them to have a few fun players :) This team is also a tribute to the Flesh Peddlers, a necromantic team I enjoyed playing with only one positional player. [also dedicated to teams like Xtreme's ZombieZ]

THIS TEAM HAS NO CHANCE AGAINST REAL BASHERS SO I APPRECIATE YOU NOT INSULTING ANYONE'S INTELLIGENCE BY TRYING TO PICK THIS TEAM WITH YOUR HEAVY BASHERS. Let me define a heavy basher: Orcs, CDs, Chaos, Dwarves, Ogres. If you can play this team fairly against an equal TS basher, then you are a better coach than I.

Can a brother get a doubles roll or +AG/+ST? 2/36 and five niggles from ageing on two of the few positionals I have. Poop.

After 12 games, I decided to add some wights....but I might not let them score right away :)

Afer 25 matches, I added a werewolf.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Flesh Golem
4 4 2 9
Regenerate, Stand Firm, Thick Skull
Block, Mighty Blow
  28 0 2 0 12 0 30/ 160k
(165)k
 
2
Flesh Golem
4 4 2 9
Regenerate, Stand Firm, Thick Skull
Block
  10 0 0 0 4 0 8/ 140k
(148)k
 
3
Zombie
5 3 2 8
Regenerate
+MA, Block, Dodge
  28 0 6 0 5 4 48/ 110k
(138)k
 
4
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
  6 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 30k
(40)k
 
5
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
Kick, Block
  28 0 3 0 2 2 23/ 70k
(95)k
 
6
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
Block, Tackle
  28 0 2 0 7 1 25/ 70k
(95)k
 
7
Werewolf
8 3 3 8
Catch, Claw, Frenzy
Block, Dodge
  3 0 2 0 6 0 18/ 160k
(185)k
 
8
Werewolf
8 3 3 8
Catch, Claw, Frenzy
  1 0 1 0 1 0 5/ 120k
(140)k
 
11
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
  2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(40)k
 
12
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
Dirty Player, Block
  28 0 0 0 1 4 22/ 70k
(123)k
 
13
Wight
6 3 3 8
Block, Regenerate
  2 1 0 0 0 0 1/ 90k
(105)k
 
14
Wight
6 3 3 8
Block, Regenerate
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 90k
(105)k
 
15
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
  3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(40)k
 
16
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
Tackle, Block
  26 1 1 0 5 2 24/ 70k
(95)k
 
14 players  
Coach: celas Re-Rolls (140k): 7  
Race: Necromantic Fan Factor: 12  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 90k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1850k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:28 (9/10/9) |TD Diff:-2 (35 - 37) |Cas Diff:57 (41/26/19 - 14/8/7)
Last Opponent: Arboreal Argonauts

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
HeptalozSkaven1000k171/2/050k2 - 11030k90/0/040k64k
Ellyrion RenegadesHigh Elf1090k81/0/080k1 - 01120k101/1/060k45k
Hard Blockin' CriminalsHuman1120k211/2/240k2 - 01000k50/0/040k49k
Girls Gone WildeAmazon1230k162/1/190k1 - 01160k81/0/060k57k
Tuutti's papatSkaven1380k111/0/050k1 - 11450k100/1/040k50k
Woodburns RageWood Elf1380k101/0/040k1 - 11180k100/0/050k77k
Farqwads FoolsWood Elf1420k130/1/080k1 - 21230k120/0/070k64k
Lee Hugging HippiesWood Elf1520k150/1/260k1 - 21560k130/0/040k48k
Forebearer of DoomChaos Chosen1650k112/0/140k0 - 21710k170/0/360k68k
Where the Ratz AreSkaven1710k151/1/040k2 - 21410k191/1/030k64k
Cool Headed WondersElf1790k151/1/030k2 - 21580k141/0/060k45k
Underground FightersDark Elf1850k132/0/120k1 - 11790k110/0/00k53k
KFWDark Elf1900k191/2/130k2 - 12540k120/0/030k72k
Post-Moss VikingsWood Elf1960k111/1/150k0 - 32620k210/0/120k90k
Flying FishWood Elf2040k213/1/120k2 - 12310k100/0/00k61k
Forest FoolsWood Elf2100k223/2/120k1 - 33000k200/0/10k102k
Triumphant ReminderHigh Elf2020k150/2/340k1 - 11930k90/0/070k100k
Farbright's MinionsSkaven2100k181/1/030k3 - 12040k172/1/010k80k
Post-Moss VikingsWood Elf1970k274/0/190k4 - 22410k130/0/020k105k
Nachtburg AncientsVampire2110k110/1/030k1 - 22720k111/1/040k113k
Bea Arthur's Seal ClubbersAmazon2130k132/0/030k1 - 11900k152/1/050k90k
Warpstoners IISkaven2120k141/2/020k1 - 11970k130/0/260k75k
Flying Flower Power CircusWood Elf2050k70/1/010k0 - 12070k90/0/010k75k
Run En GunnersSkaven2070k131/2/120k0 - 12060k102/0/040k76k
Bardic EggchasersWood Elf2110k80/1/050k1 - 02450k70/1/020k67k
Nachtburg AncientsVampire2190k131/0/150k1 - 32490k212/0/020k93k
Run En GunnersSkaven2150k256/0/250k1 - 12740k121/1/00k86k
Arboreal ArgonautsWood Elf2230k184/1/030k1 - 12180k90/0/00k72k