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A low down band of rustlers, cut throats, murderers,
bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs,
nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men,
Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers,
bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves,
bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers,
sh1t-kickers and Methodists!

*** ONGOING TEAM HISTORY ***

With 4 niggles and 2 agility drops this team is turning into the walking wounded... or possibly dwarfs such are their ball handling skills.
The last 3 games have been disasterous and they need a serious comeback.

***TEAM NOW UNDER RECONTRUCTION****

Back up to 12 players with 2 nigglers... a couple more games without nasty accidents and the team will be ready to play anyone again.

Welsh Pimpernel became the teams second star player, he picked up +STR!.... and another niggle bah. Recontruction ongoing...

Ouch! Team suffered 2 RIP's in 1 game against Skeloboys skaven,
back down to 12 players with 2 nigglers. Can they get in shape for
a Christmas tourney in time now?

Suffered 4 SI's in last match against Emphasy, including the apoth failing for a niggle on my ogre :( Can anyone say RECOVERY GAME? ow

Recovery game against some dark elfs, no permanent damage
Game 34 against high elves, suffered no CAS at all. Ogre brought and team is fairly fit again...

40 games old now and the team is at full strength, keeping 2 nigglers deliberately, and even have spare cash to splash on the odd star.
Recently beat and outbashed dwarves. rawr!

Game 42, mmmm total and complete Dicerape with 4 SI's and 3 RIPs..and that was with my opponant being fairly nice! Today we hold a minutes silence for... Faegan... Hustler...and Headley Lamarr, our best wishes to their famalies.
#10 Headly Lamarr (Death)
#11 Faegan (Death)
#12 El Guapo (Niggling Injury)
#16 Hustler (Death)

Game 46, this time inflicted a dicerape on a poor skaven side causing their retirement. Welsh Pimpernel reach Superstar status, causing a RIP in the game.

Game 52, the death of our greatest star Welsh Pimpernel with an apoth fail, and the retirement of the team vice Captain Little Don. A dark day but yet a victory.
#2 Little Don (Miss Game)
#2 Little Don (Niggling Injury)
#3 Welsh Pimpernel (Death)
#11 Mike Balls (Miss Game)
#14 Reverend Johnson (Death)

Game 86, The hoodz are in the best shape of their lives and have entered the Humans XFL

Game 90, The hoodz are in peak physical condition and playing in the GLT!

Game 94, The Hoodz WIN GLT VI: Forlorn Races Qualifiers 1 and advance to theirs and the coaches first majors final \o/ \o/

agame 101 - now playing in Humans XFL

some future player names:

Half man Half machine

New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Catcher
9 2 5 5
Catch, Dodge
Block, +MA, +AG, +AG, Sprint
-av, -av 68 3 28 0 2 2 101/176 210k
(60+150)k
 
2
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Guard, Mighty Blow, Dodge
  17 2 2 0 5 4 38/51 160k
(90+70)k
 
3
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 90k
(90+0)k
 
4
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Stand Firm, Guard, Mighty Blow, Tackle
  43 2 8 0 6 3 53/76 170k
(90+80)k
 
5
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block, Dirty Player, Tackle, Guard
-av 71 2 3 0 9 7 64/76 140k
(50+90)k
 
6
Ogre
5 6 2 8
Bone-head, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
+ST, Guard, Grab
-av 30 0 0 0 10 3 35/51 230k
(140+90)k
 
7
Lineman
6 3 2 8
Block, Dirty Player, Fend
-ag 40 0 1 1 4 4 33/51 110k
(50+60)k
 
9
Blitzer
7 4 3 8
Block
Guard, +ST, Frenzy, Tackle, Stand Firm
n 75 2 6 0 25 4 90/176 220k
(90+130)k
 
10
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Wrestle
  3 0 1 0 1 2 15/16 70k
(50+20)k
 
11
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
  5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
 
12
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Guard, Block
  32 1 4 0 3 1 24/31 100k
(50+50)k
 
14
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block, Tackle
  22 2 0 0 2 3 21/31 90k
(50+40)k
 
15
Lineman
5 3 2 7
Block, Kick, Guard, Tackle, Dirty Player
-ma, -av, -ag 95 2 3 0 24 7 94/176 160k
(50+110)k
 
13 players  
Coach: Gritter Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Human Fan Factor: 13  
Current Team Value: 2140k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 10k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 2140k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:104 (51/15/38) |TD Diff:18 (166 - 148) |Cas Diff:17 (133/75/43 - 101/98/35)
Last Opponent: Warpstone Wraiths

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Dem's Da GreenskinsOrc1000k111/0/070k1 - 21160k151/1/060k54k
Breakfast with the BallHalfling1080k193/0/090k3 - 01000k71/1/050k56k
Inci Winci TxactlLizardmen1220k130/1/050k1 - 31090k241/2/150k40k
Italian Green TeamWood Elf1240k70/2/040k0 - 51340k290/2/190k68k
Beef-EatersHalfling1160k130/1/060k2 - 11130k101/0/040k62k
GaryHuman1210k90/0/040k1 - 11220k111/0/070k60k
Biggest WatussiDwarf1270k100/2/040k1 - 01140k111/2/060k50k
Smelly FriendsSkaven1330k153/2/020k0 - 31160k181/0/050k54k
SkavenBlight EliteSkaven1380k233/2/170k3 - 01370k120/2/130k68k
Toledo T80sElf1460k182/1/030k2 - 11420k120/1/030k40k
Zzyrx BoysChaos Dwarf1530k170/1/060k3 - 11480k100/0/130k55k
Vaermland FlickorElf1580k100/0/040k1 - 21640k140/1/050k61k
SkypeHuman1630k60/0/020k0 - 11570k141/2/070k80k
fastersSkaven1660k161/1/180k1 - 01400k50/0/080k82k
Hallucino-GeneratorLizardmen1770k121/1/010k1 - 21650k171/1/030k61k
Miskatonic NastiesDark Elf1800k120/0/020k2 - 21710k192/0/150k49k
Skavenblight Blood Bowl ClubSkaven1840k200/0/240k3 - 31790k292/4/020k58k
Narf!Skaven1850k00/0/00k0 - 21500k201/2/170k76k
Walt Disney TeamChaos1600k141/2/00k1 - 31820k253/1/130k31k
OMG Elvish Zombies!Elf1550k181/3/070k1 - 21560k130/0/080k69k
.The thirteens chosenSkaven1660k173/0/110k2 - 21640k161/1/030k56k
Slan Mage FeastLizardmen1490k140/1/160k1 - 11800k100/1/050k42k
WalkingTreeWood Elf1580k180/1/160k2 - 11750k142/0/040k92k
WoodiWood Elf1610k151/1/040k1 - 31440k170/0/050k51k
WolfbladesDark Elf1680k130/0/250k1 - 11750k131/0/040k51k
Hallucino-GeneratorLizardmen1720k143/1/040k1 - 11730k141/1/110k57k
Feathered GirliesElf1730k131/0/150k2 - 11700k120/1/050k71k
Rotten Flesh Is Our EcstasySkaven1800k91/0/150k0 - 11950k120/0/240k97k
Avatars of DoomHigh Elf1720k140/1/060k2 - 11990k90/0/010k75k
New Generation TrekkisDark Elf1810k171/2/160k2 - 11890k121/0/050k68k
Forgotten FearsDark Elf1920k143/0/040k0 - 21800k182/1/070k72k
Bang Bang, You're Dead!Necromantic1850k100/0/140k1 - 21880k231/4/080k113k
Innoruuk's ChosenDark Elf1760k264/0/020k2 - 31410k200/0/060k62k
BB TourneysHigh Elf1840k161/0/260k2 - 21780k140/0/060k88k
Rotten RatSkaven1930k161/2/0100k1 - 01740k00/0/00k51k
Small, green, greasy SpotsWood Elf2060k101/0/040k1 - 11900k110/0/160k76k
RatDelicius ReunitedSkaven2050k253/2/020k3 - 02050k70/0/050k76k
Bad boys mutationsSkaven2120k160/2/080k2 - 12100k131/1/020k102k
Templars of the MoonDark Elf2230k151/1/050k1 - 22870k150/1/010k80k
HelmguardsDwarf2300k152/0/020k2 - 12370k110/1/040k85k
Razzle Dazzle SmazzleSkaven2300k160/1/050k3 - 22070k120/0/050k109k
Anguish and BeyondChaos Dwarf2380k70/0/040k0 - 12510k200/4/320k95k
Middenheim MurinaeSkaven2070k131/0/020k2 - 11980k172/2/070k84k
Primetime OrcsOrc2100k142/1/030k2 - 11840k120/1/210k66k
Hell's RevengeDark Elf2020k131/0/150k1 - 31910k222/2/030k67k
Legs of LegendSkaven1920k201/0/260k3 - 01990k91/0/010k73k
Southland AvengersWood Elf2010k191/0/170k3 - 22120k140/0/060k89k
Chaos Inquisition Revival TourChaos Chosen2130k190/3/020k2 - 32160k305/2/120k98k
ElvandirWood Elf2180k142/0/040k2 - 31660k284/2/090k99k
Built to be brokenElf2250k110/0/150k1 - 52390k331/1/160k125k
Urban HeroesSkaven2240k90/0/030k1 - 32200k222/1/160k89k
WolfesNorse2220k153/1/030k2 - 11930k151/2/220k95k
For My Fallen Angel!Skaven1780k192/3/170k2 - 21700k172/0/050k93k
Frederico's Fancy DancersWood Elf1890k171/0/050k4 - 11760k142/1/150k77k
Harmanz!Human1970k111/1/130k1 - 31960k312/5/140k75k
Sharp ScalesLizardmen1590k60/0/050k0 - 21430k131/1/050k91k
Blue cloudHigh Elf1650k162/0/030k2 - 01560k90/0/020k76k
PijasAmazon1710k161/1/030k1 - 11630k141/1/030k71k
Headnut SquirrelsSkaven1690k202/2/230k2 - 31790k191/1/030k79k
Regen or deathUndead1750k131/0/150k1 - 01730k92/1/050k89k
D and DDwarf1830k131/1/050k2 - 01850k113/1/020k65k
Egipcion EmpireKhemri1860k111/0/130k1 - 21630k152/2/360k81k
Fearsome AkilesWood Elf1440k80/0/070k0 - 41530k210/0/080k64k
Narcotic NightmaresDark Elf1480k152/1/150k2 - 01350k51/0/030k60k
espartanasAmazon1570k101/0/030k1 - 11600k122/1/060k89k
Corpse CollectorsChaos1620k142/0/090k2 - 01660k50/1/050k86k
Nightmare of the ElfDark Elf1740k192/1/140k2 - 11670k111/0/030k81k
Iorn Meece IISkaven1830k130/0/130k2 - 11690k132/0/050k77k
Northwest NarcsGoblin1890k232/4/180k2 - 01810k50/0/030k109k
Krumlov KillersOrc2010k141/0/030k3 - 12000k150/1/220k92k
PiceElf1790k183/1/060k2 - 01930k101/0/140k89k
Darkness`Quick TeamDark Elf1740k151/0/180k2 - 11790k120/1/060k72k
Angels of the ForestElf1850k182/1/170k2 - 01850k100/0/150k84k
Warpstone RatboysSkaven1960k173/1/020k2 - 21910k111/0/020k80k
Dense Head MatterOrc1970k52/0/060k0 - 12100k121/1/070k89k
Slimy Sewer RatsSkaven2040k221/3/010k3 - 01980k60/0/010k80k
Night Watch ReloadedNecromantic2000k170/1/280k2 - 01830k51/0/030k101k
Papal DecreeChaos2110k111/2/040k2 - 12060k120/2/030k90k
Compuninjas Of SalvationChaos Chosen1980k61/1/120k0 - 22160k150/4/050k92k
Lumberjack GmbHWood Elf1870k201/1/080k3 - 11890k111/0/070k121k
Deff Skwad!Orc1990k152/1/080k2 - 12030k141/1/140k94k
Orcs ElementOrc2110k165/1/040k1 - 02010k71/0/070k104k
FizziesHuman2190k182/0/140k2 - 12240k122/0/030k84k
Absolute ApocalypseHigh Elf2270k122/0/260k1 - 12340k110/0/030k124k
Last argument of treesWood Elf2350k121/1/040k2 - 32120k190/2/050k109k
WeaponeersHuman2290k140/0/2120k1 - 02200k00/0/00k144k
Brotherhood of MetalHuman2450k263/0/10k4 - 02010k101/1/10k77k
Barcelona 77ersHuman2510k110/0/070k1 - 22270k192/2/170k160k
Hareskov HammerheadsHuman2450k120/0/040k2 - 12250k153/1/030k101k
Silent StormWood Elf2530k101/0/030k1 - 24080k162/0/020k132k
It's Blood TimeTomb Kings2580k110/0/00k2 - 12100k123/1/00k75k
Dark Side of WILShambling Undead2550k81/0/070k1 - 02130k50/0/080k123k
Hellbound CharioteersNorse2540k161/1/010k2 - 12280k170/3/120k116k
A Bunch of GoonsHuman2550k131/0/050k2 - 02580k92/3/040k129k
Terrible DancersWood Elf2610k102/1/060k0 - 22900k163/1/060k158k
Literary AllusionsElven Union2330k233/0/070k3 - 01900k31/0/010k32k
Hear The LamentationsLizardmen2310k71/0/040k0 - 21650k111/0/040k43k
Uisghe Beatha NosferatuVampire2300k110/0/130k1 - 22240k193/1/050k36k
Keroro's SquadSlann2100k151/2/040k1 - 32180k192/0/060k37k
NickellbacksNorse2350k191/2/020k2 - 32130k221/2/040k31k
Valkyries Of The Bright FlamesElven Union2040k152/0/070k2 - 22600k140/2/070k32k
Agile MensHuman2220k276/0/080k3 - 22230k150/1/060k39k
Europe Force OneHuman2230k151/1/150k1 - 32390k241/2/120k40k
Warpstone WraithsSkaven1860k287/1/040k3 - 01780k90/0/070k34k