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Ug once lived a quiet hermetic life in contemplation of all things culinary, in particularly dishes involving onions and spices. His life changed when he signed up to an NBC contract so he could watch all the cooking shows.

Ug was channel surfing between shows one day when he happened across an MVP presentation involving Morg'N'Thorg, and a 19 course banquet served by and including halfling chefs.

On seeing this, Ug decided that a Blood Bowl career beckoned, and so he descended from his mountain and dragged along a foew Orcs he found to form a team, letting them all know he was 'da Captain', and that he got da MVP feasts!

As it turned out, Ug was a rather affectionate Ogre, and were it not from his apalling breath, his favoured pick up and hug manouever would have been very ineffective. Ug was soon predicted to become the record holder for most fans killed while asking for autographs due to this phenomenon.

Unfortunately it was his signature move that led to his eventual demise,as he tried to hug the Real Ultimate Power Norse teams Minotaur Six Foot Boner, who despite his lewd name was actually afraid of non-violent contact, and over the course of two successive blocks managed to first seriously injure Ug, and then kill him after the apothecary had fixed the big lug.

Long time Masher Wamash was heard to say "We's gonna miss Ug, he hogged all da MVP feasts, and he spent most of 'is time on da field pickin his nose, but he was our captain. <sniff> and we're gunna get revenge on dat big horny boner if it's da last fing we do!

With the recruitment of Ug's bastard lovechild - Bastard Ug Jr - a troll (obviously Ug's affections weren't so violently rejected by Trolls), the Mashers hope to do honour to their fallen captain and attain much glory and food.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Troll
4 5 2 9
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate
Pro, +AG
n 15 0 0 0 4 2 18/ 170k
(105)k
 
2
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 3 9
Block, Guard, +AG
  26 0 1 0 7 3 32/ 160k
(153)k
 
3
Black Orc Blocker
6 4 2 9
+MA, +MA
  26 1 0 0 5 2 21/ 140k
(143)k
 
4
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
  3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 80k
(80)k
 
5
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Guard, Strip Ball, Mighty Blow
  26 2 7 0 4 1 36/ 140k
(150)k
 
6
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Guard, Dauntless
  11 0 3 0 2 1 18/ 130k
(133)k
 
7
Thrower
5 4 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
+ST, Accurate, Safe Throw
n 25 27 3 0 1 2 48/ 160k
(150)k
 
8
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Block
  26 0 2 0 1 1 13/ 70k
(70)k
 
11
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Kick
  26 1 2 0 1 1 14/ 70k
(70)k
 
13
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Sure Feet
  21 0 2 0 0 0 6/ 60k
(55)k
 
15
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Stand Firm
  22 0 0 0 6 2 22/ 130k
(123)k
 
11 players  
Coach: chunky04 Re-Rolls (120k): 5  
Race: Orc Fan Factor: 6  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 3  
Treasury: 50k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1750k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:26 (9/5/12) |TD Diff:-6 (32 - 38) |Cas Diff:13 (27/10/9 - 12/12/9)
Last Opponent: Bloodfist

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Kunning StuntsAmazon1000k101/1/090k0 - 11000k132/0/080k63k
SperiamoWood Elf1110k60/0/070k0 - 41290k230/1/040k69k
we suck young bloodSkaven1180k191/0/260k2 - 11210k90/0/030k49k
BoyzInPurpleOrc1290k162/0/080k2 - 01400k60/0/030k58k
Funny Hats Strike BackChaos Dwarf1390k71/0/030k0 - 11400k121/1/140k46k
Fruit LoopsHigh Elf1380k101/0/130k0 - 31470k180/0/130k46k
Os mortos VivosUndead1440k91/0/050k0 - 11390k131/1/070k51k
Slaughtermatic IncGoblin1500k293/3/280k2 - 11390k90/0/070k70k
Brown StreaksSkaven1570k161/0/150k2 - 21430k130/1/010k39k
Real Ultimate Power!!!Norse1640k163/0/040k2 - 21510k272/2/140k53k
Furry FuriesHuman1530k91/0/060k0 - 01590k111/1/030k48k
Funny Hats Strike BackChaos Dwarf1610k171/1/010k2 - 11720k90/0/020k40k
Grimhammer PurplesDwarf1640k141/1/050k1 - 11510k100/0/110k49k
NaniesAmazon1670k170/1/150k2 - 11860k120/1/00k57k
Writer's BlockHuman1760k101/0/050k1 - 21820k191/0/210k47k
Furry FuriesHuman1620k101/0/040k1 - 21710k130/0/040k36k
Real Ultimate Power!!!Norse1690k181/0/040k2 - 31550k180/0/040k66k
Highland HordeOrc1750k151/0/020k2 - 01830k111/0/10k45k
BonegrindersChaos Chosen1810k151/0/010k2 - 11780k131/1/030k52k
LobõesChaos Dwarf1860k100/1/020k1 - 01760k91/0/060k62k
Four Angry InchesChaos Dwarf1900k122/1/010k0 - 22010k150/0/210k49k
Pride of DoubleSkullsOrc1850k150/0/060k3 - 01860k101/1/010k71k
IksarsLizardmen1870k161/1/040k2 - 21830k120/0/010k44k
Immaculate DragonsHuman1860k101/0/120k0 - 11930k90/0/050k58k
Team 60^3Wood Elf1900k191/0/120k3 - 52010k270/1/050k56k
BloodfistOrc1880k00/0/00k0 - 11930k200/1/040k47k