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Retired [X2] Goblin

Up betimes and feeling heavy of nodgers I made my way to Mrs. Fitzgibbon's bordello on Threadneedle Street to see darling Bess. However, to my dismay I found she had done good business this day, and indeed, when I remov'd her scads did find that her cunny resembled naught but a Blue Peter bird cake. I was forced to demand back my shilling.' (from 'The Diary of Fickass Pigsh't.', The best selling warts and all auto-biography).

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=2845853">FUMBBL Cup VIII</a>; Lost 2-0 in first round to Teenage Suicide.The Dwarfs were later ejected from the cup when the coach was exposed as a cheating c*@t!

<a href="https://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2877610">FUMBBL SMACK Pro CCCLII</a> ; Lost 3-2 in first round to Undead team, Deceptacreeps who got a turn 16 TD to win it.. so close! yet so far.

<a href="https://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&at=1&group=2410&p=tournaments&show=26840">XFL IV Goblin</a> ; Made it to the 2nd round at the expense of Peokkos Special Mix after an amazing and unlikely victory, recovering from being 2-0 behind at the start of turn 15 !! Brought back down to earth with a bang ( like a few of the flying gobbos!) when defeated 2-1 in OT by the Backstabbing Daggers.

HALL OF FAME : Smell This ,<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=7089846"><img src='http://fumbbl.com/files/images/goblin/goblin.png'></a>

AFTER 58 GAMES IN THE (R)ANKED DIVISION (8/14/36) THE BINSTANDERS MOVE ACROSS TO (L), CURRENTLY COMPETING IN THE 145 MINI LEAGUES .

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&at=1&group=3180&p=tournaments&show=27154">Doriath XXXIII - 145 Mini League</a> ; Gave a good account in all games, never being a total walkover.
But with the stars of the team aging fast and the fans not turning up in the numbers they once did, is the end nigh for this not so well oiled green machine!?

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&at=1&group=3180&p=tournaments&show=27475">Doriath XXXIV - 145 Mini League</a> ; Wahey ! we won a game :D
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Troll
4 5 1 8
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate
Break Tackle, Guard, Multiple Block
-av 67 0 1 0 15 3 48/ 160k
(144)k
 
2
Troll
5 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate
Block, Break Tackle, +MA, Guard, Dodge
  57 0 2 0 31 5 93/ 230k
(193)k
 
3
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Dirty Player
  9 0 2 0 0 0 6/ 70k
(80)k
 
4
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  3 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 40k
(25)k
 
5
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
  6 0 2 0 0 0 6/ 60k
(50)k
 
7
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(25)k
 
8
Goblin
6 2 4 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+AG, Side Step, Sure Feet
  29 1 5 0 1 3 33/ 120k
(135)k
 
9
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(25)k
 
10
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle, Side Step, Sure Feet
  65 2 7 0 4 3 46/ 100k
(115)k
 
11
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  4 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(25)k
 
12
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  4 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(25)k
 
13
Goblin
6 2 4 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+AG, Side Step
  29 3 6 1 0 1 28/ 100k
(115)k
 
12 players  
Coach: CCSenor Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Goblin Fan Factor: 6  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 30k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1390k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:69 (10/16/43) |TD Diff:-69 (80 - 149) |Cas Diff:-170 (37/32/13 - 133/86/33)
Last Opponent: Eud Rovers

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Pharmaceutical Test RatsSkaven1000k150/1/070k2 - 01000k80/0/050k68k
As TeamHigh Elf1070k81/0/050k0 - 21290k222/2/080k58k
Lords of the NetherworldShambling Undead1060k60/0/070k0 - 21090k172/0/050k58k
Qute BoysElf1130k140/1/150k1 - 41140k231/0/050k60k
LOL OrkOrc1170k111/0/070k1 - 11130k122/0/070k74k
Free ReignHuman1180k90/1/080k0 - 21000k171/1/0100k76k
Qute BoysElf1270k131/0/180k1 - 31380k223/0/080k70k
Left My Heart In San FranciscoHalfling1350k143/0/090k1 - 11740k80/1/090k105k
Munich air disasterElven Union1380k80/0/030k1 - 51460k271/1/050k50k
Final CarnageNorse1390k81/1/030k0 - 41410k273/2/190k72k
Mountain-MayhemDwarf1290k80/0/050k1 - 31130k283/2/260k56k
We like it rough!Amazon1240k70/0/040k0 - 5970k322/1/1110k67k
Hag Graef SnakesDark Elf1250k170/2/040k2 - 21130k191/0/130k36k
Niggling NecrosNecromantic1330k110/0/170k1 - 21440k172/2/080k65k
cigarette smokerOrc1420k140/1/080k2 - 21500k171/1/080k75k
Free Fresh FleshSkaven1470k150/1/160k2 - 21410k202/2/080k68k
Death-Comes-SlowNecromantic1470k130/0/070k2 - 31590k283/3/170k60k
DelfiniansDark Elf1440k81/0/070k0 - 21540k152/0/140k51k
|Green Machine|Orc1490k60/0/040k0 - 11370k141/1/070k73k
GenausoOrc1500k50/0/030k0 - 31470k333/3/260k61k
Elf QuestElven Union1360k151/0/050k2 - 21260k191/3/030k60k
Who is the Killer CrocLizardmen1410k101/0/130k1 - 01440k111/1/060k54k
Elf QuestElven Union1420k101/1/050k0 - 11450k90/0/070k71k
Remnants of the VoidHuman1460k151/0/170k2 - 21240k150/1/070k72k
VelocityChaos Dwarf1470k90/0/040k1 - 21480k150/1/170k67k
Devil's LostChaos1490k101/0/050k1 - 11430k202/4/030k56k
Lustria's Lucky LassesAmazon1510k161/0/150k2 - 21260k171/1/140k37k
KGB IncorporatedChaos1530k110/0/040k2 - 21570k204/0/050k65k
Hee Haw HellChaos1560k90/0/070k1 - 31360k211/1/040k77k
'Blackwood BlowstersWood Elf1560k181/1/050k2 - 11770k171/1/120k44k
Dread At The ControlsVampire1610k90/0/070k1 - 21670k202/2/040k72k
Dead and still kickingVampire1660k202/1/060k3 - 01590k131/1/030k59k
Maia Line IIAmazon1730k50/0/080k0 - 21970k173/1/080k104k
underlifeShambling Undead1780k120/0/050k2 - 31800k215/1/080k81k
Seleccion ArgentinaHuman1780k101/0/020k1 - 21700k296/2/060k61k
Counts of MorningsideVampire1820k90/0/010k1 - 21760k150/3/060k71k
Teenage SuicideDwarf1800k50/0/050k0 - 22830k254/2/10k86k
Knee DeepHalfling1660k181/1/140k2 - 01700k71/0/070k75k
Secret Gift of the OrcsOrc1750k60/1/060k0 - 21650k215/1/070k50k
Riverside RamblersOgre1810k151/2/050k1 - 11780k243/4/140k46k
RevientabuchesOgre1750k120/0/050k2 - 11720k143/0/060k62k
Gunbad RocketsOrc1820k70/0/010k0 - 31830k245/2/010k50k
Perilous Mountain DaedalusChaos1850k111/0/030k2 - 21690k232/2/260k62k
Wandering FeathersHigh Elf1650k60/0/060k0 - 21570k190/1/050k66k
corrupted nobilityHigh Elf1580k90/0/040k1 - 51520k292/1/050k57k
Stone Templars IIKhemri1540k91/1/020k0 - 11450k286/1/260k64k
Roast GoatChaos Chosen1470k60/0/050k0 - 21490k160/1/150k73k
Albion IdyllsHuman1530k191/2/020k2 - 31360k271/1/360k69k
Rasssing SssnakesssLizardmen1370k223/1/080k3 - 21350k172/0/050k60k
Sneaky PlansGoblin1500k70/2/070k0 - 31780k202/2/070k96k
GnoccheAmazon1580k50/0/050k0 - 11550k140/1/150k60k
DeceptacreepsShambling Undead1600k150/1/160k2 - 31570k212/2/180k66k
BlockbusterVampire1650k163/0/030k1 - 11500k100/0/060k38k
She's A SensationWood Elf1710k150/1/040k2 - 41890k291/2/020k60k
Peokko's special mixGoblin1780k281/3/330k3 - 32130k202/2/060k85k
Backstabbing DaggersGoblin1740k51/0/080k1 - 21440k173/1/050k92k
Foul Smelling GrayKhemri1500k150/0/080k3 - 21500k184/0/130k54k
In The Belly Of The TrollGoblin1570k91/1/070k0 - 21580k164/0/070k79k
East HamstersSkaven1490k140/1/030k2 - 31500k241/2/160k62k
Wroxall WastelandersChaos Dwarf1540k141/1/070k2 - 21550k193/1/030k67k
Dancing FairymenWood Elf1590k90/0/050k1 - 41430k322/1/160k61k
Devil DollysAmazon1530k100/1/060k1 - 31320k191/1/180k63k
Grimy PigslurpersOrc1560k131/0/030k2 - 21670k202/1/120k45k
Raaahhh!Orc1490k50/0/060k0 - 21440k172/0/180k47k
East HamstersSkaven1490k121/1/180k1 - 01500k90/1/120k57k
TowerhelmsChaos Dwarf1540k101/1/040k1 - 31560k243/1/120k44k
Dwarven DiggersDwarf1550k80/0/060k1 - 21550k170/3/020k58k
Bone DudesUndead1500k170/0/070k4 - 01180k110/2/160k50k
Eud RoversHuman1570k101/0/040k1 - 51510k344/2/030k56k