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Pact/Renegades meta

The BullCentaurs last team where previously kicked out of the NCBB following an investigation into match fixing, now everybody knows the usual punishment for this is a slap on the wrist and a substantial fine but this case was different. It turns out that the head coach Shades_SteelFist was intentionally losing games and shaving points (That’s right I lost to you all on purpose) without informing the other league commissioners of his activity which apparently was conflicting with there own match fixing activities and this they did not like. The punishment for this crime was instant dismissal from the NCBB with the team being banned from ever playing again and the league staff all swore an oath that none of them would ever accept an application from Buffalo ever again. Now fast forward a few seasons and the new head of law at Buffalo has found a few loopholes in the team’s expulsion from the league and managed to get them back in. as it turns out it was the team itself as it stood that was banned and not the school itself, now the players in that team have now all graduated and moved onto smaller and darker things, this just left the fact that none of the league staff would ever accept an application from Buffalo to join the league again and this slight problem was overcome quite simply when Shades_SteelFist discovered that although his previous team was no longer involved with the NCBB after being kicked out, the league staff had failed to remove Shades as a league staff member and he simply accepted the schools new team back into the league himself. Long story short the BullCentaurs are legally back in the NCBB with a generation of new players who are on the hunt for some bowls….. Prob for holding fruit, car keys, severed heads and still beating hearts ect ect or something like that and this time there not going to get get kicked out for match fixing (The new bookie is much more discreet than the last one)

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
ITBA Tinkerers	High Elf	990k	14	3/0/0	50k	1 - 2	990k	13	0/0/1	20k	9k
UC Sunnydale	Necromantic Horror	1060k	11	0/2/1	60k	0 - 0	980k	7	0/1/0	30k	14k
Sasquatchington State C'Ogres	Ogre	1100k	20	4/0/0	50k	2 - 0	1050k	7	1/0/0	40k	18k
UNS Feathers	Wood Elf	1150k	9	3/0/0	10k	0 - 4	1370k	20	1/0/0	70k	19k
UNLZ Communicators	Norse	1190k	18	1/3/0	50k	2 - 0	1120k	10	1/0/1	70k	20k
Texas S n' M Aggroes	Dark Elf	1220k	7	2/0/0	10k	0 - 2	1550k	15	0/0/0	70k	26k
Univercity of Hawaii	High Elf	1220k	13	0/2/0	30k	2 - 2	1430k	12	0/0/0	70k	22k
Rolla Gold Diggers	Norse	1320k	9	3/1/0	40k	0 - 4	2020k	25	2/1/0	30k	33k
South Florida Cockroachs	Chaos Dwarf	1340k	15	2/0/0	60k	2 - 1	1050k	8	0/0/0	50k	19k
TCU Horned Rats	Skaven	1380k	16	2/2/0	30k	1 - 1	1670k	18	2/1/1	30k	30k
UNLZ Communicators	Norse	1420k	14	1/1/1	50k	1 - 1	1180k	8	0/0/0	60k	19k
Gardner-webb Blitzing Bulldogs	High Elf	1430k	16	2/1/1	80k	1 - 1	1540k	10	0/0/0	20k	23k
Alabama Green Tide	Orc	1520k	15	0/1/0	60k	2 - 0	1820k	14	2/2/0	10k	27k