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Location: New York
Nickname: Underwear Models
Stadium: Calvin Klein Runway
Surface: Canvas

Colors: Black and White
Sponsor: Calvin Klein



TEAM BIO

Long enough have elven underwear models suffered under the sportsworld's claims, they could never compete in bloodbowl. Enough is enough! Calvin Klein combines runway and endzone action in his new project "Calzón Chino".

TROPHY ROOM

We got 50% on underwear, what do you have?

TEAM & PLAYER RECORDS

During most games half our audience faints at some point because of the extreme display of beauty and grace.

STAR PLAYERS

Nudlaug

*** Did you know...

- Mission #1 completed: Get up to 2300k+, get into a tournament.

Bio template by Balle2000. Helmet template by Thom_Darkness.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Blitzer
7 3 5 8
Block
Dodge, Side Step, +AG
  14 1 4 0 2 3 32/ 180k
(100+80)k
 
2
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Guard, Dodge
  14 1 1 0 2 2 18/ 150k
(100+50)k
 
3
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Mighty Blow, Tackle, Frenzy, Jump Up
  27 0 3 0 21 3 66/ 190k
(100+90)k
 
4
Runner
8 3 4 7
Dump-Off
Dodge, Sure Hands, +MA, Nerves Of Steel, Block
  55 23 24 0 0 3 110/ 190k
(80+110)k
 
5
Assassin
6 3 4 7
Shadowing, Stab
Dodge, Block
  14 0 2 0 0 2 16/ 130k
(90+40)k
 
6
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block
  26 1 0 0 2 1 10/ 90k
(70+20)k
 
7
Witch Elf
7 3 4 7
Dodge, Frenzy, Jump Up
Wrestle, Side Step, Leap
  30 3 4 0 2 3 34/ 170k
(110+60)k
 
8
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Kick
  5 0 1 0 0 1 8/ 90k
(70+20)k
 
9
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Guard, Block, Dodge, Stand Firm
  74 5 4 0 8 4 53/ 170k
(70+100)k
 
10
Lineman
6 3 4 8   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
 
11
Lineman
6 4 5 8
+AG, Block, +ST, Leap, Dodge
  71 17 25 0 12 4 136/ 220k
(70+150)k
 
12
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Dodge, Side Step, Tackle, Diving Tackle
  40 1 7 0 10 3 57/ 180k
(100+80)k
 
13
Witch Elf
7 3 4 7
Dodge, Frenzy, Jump Up
Wrestle, Side Step, Leap, Strip Ball
  36 5 11 0 3 2 54/ 190k
(110+80)k
 
14
Lineman
6 3 4 8   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
 
15
Lineman
5 3 4 8 -ma 7 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
 
16
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Dirty Player
  32 0 0 0 1 2 12/ 90k
(70+20)k
 
16 players  
Coach: MenonaLoco Re-Rolls (100k): 4  
Race: Dark Elf Fan Factor: 12  
Current Team Value: 2630k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 190k Cheerleaders: 1  
Team Value: 2630k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:75 (53/11/11) |TD Diff:76 (150 - 74) |Cas Diff:0 (115/46/25 - 111/56/19)
Last Opponent: Man Crushaz

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Loz Kuenta DientezOrc1000k151/1/170k1 - 01000k91/1/040k10k
Zerg-Rendgu HammersChaos Dwarf1110k112/0/030k0 - 11040k130/2/060k11k
Khaos PackersChaos Renegade1080k141/0/060k2 - 01100k71/0/040k13k
Los PeciosShambling Undead1140k142/1/060k1 - 01050k91/1/040k18k
Sleepin' SmashersDwarf1120k120/0/060k2 - 01050k50/0/030k13k
MorkoMurdersOrc1390k161/1/060k2 - 01350k71/0/130k28k
Los PeciosShambling Undead1360k120/0/060k2 - 11360k143/1/010k19k
Another bites the dustNecromantic Horror1370k90/0/070k1 - 21240k141/0/060k25k
Los PeciosShambling Undead1560k150/1/170k2 - 01390k70/1/030k18k
M'goth SkullkrunchersOgre1660k253/1/060k3 - 11590k90/0/050k25k
Positional Need Not ApplyOrc1690k110/1/040k1 - 01810k121/1/070k32k
Sandelfs New GenerationWood Elf1610k152/0/050k2 - 31780k191/0/070k23k
Gotta Go FastSkaven1820k153/1/040k1 - 41990k180/0/070k26k
Fastville SpeedstersSkaven1890k190/3/170k2 - 11790k110/0/010k28k
Les Stars du MondeElven Union1950k160/1/150k2 - 21660k171/1/050k32k
Boils FC Nurgle1990k90/0/050k1 - 01720k80/1/060k36k
Skanky SkaldsNorse2020k162/0/020k2 - 11720k162/3/120k32k
Hêtres et bouleauxWood Elf1700k161/2/170k1 - 01690k101/1/060k31k
Dragonfly´s of ValenWoodsWood Elf1950k333/1/370k5 - 01860k112/0/050k30k
Lighter than a FeatherWood Elf2150k131/0/060k2 - 11910k100/0/050k29k
ExorcistsHigh Elf2310k120/0/030k2 - 12540k120/0/060k34k
Cuddle PuddleDark Elf2320k110/0/040k1 - 12020k111/0/060k40k
Coca Loca RLHigh Elf2330k254/0/060k3 - 21760k140/0/010k34k
BlackSad MinersChaos Dwarf2390k143/0/030k1 - 21970k212/4/170k35k
Club de Cheleros SA de CVDwarf1810k140/0/080k3 - 01620k112/1/160k33k
In Bonehead We TrustOgre2180k306/0/070k4 - 12030k165/0/010k31k
CryptoRatsSkaven2290k161/1/070k2 - 32000k255/0/050k33k
ExorcistsHigh Elf2370k82/0/050k0 - 22220k131/0/080k39k
Hubble BubbleDark Elf2390k132/0/160k1 - 32500k182/0/050k39k
In Bonehead We TrustOgre2400k214/0/030k3 - 02150k131/2/140k25k
Valkyries Of FireElven Union2180k172/0/170k2 - 01870k122/0/050k25k
Catchers ParadiseWood Elf2500k111/2/030k0 - 12270k131/0/020k36k
M'goth SkullkrunchersOgre2490k174/1/070k1 - 01740k132/2/140k25k
Walla-blins of Goblitan Chaos Dwarf2330k50/0/030k0 - 12050k102/0/140k29k
Fässla 11Dark Elf2290k162/0/060k3 - 12260k141/2/060k35k
Lord of painOrc2110k90/0/050k1 - 12140k161/2/150k31k
Sandelfs New GenerationWood Elf1960k140/0/060k3 - 32020k180/0/120k36k
Famous Rats 2Skaven2110k111/1/070k1 - 02070k102/1/040k22k
ShipWreck of Magh TuireadhNorse2070k132/0/050k1 - 11960k121/0/150k25k
Sewer CowboysSkaven2130k170/0/050k3 - 12100k152/1/130k31k
That was OrcfulOrc2050k180/1/050k3 - 01920k112/1/030k34k
Be Why YouHigh Elf2150k182/2/050k2 - 12250k183/1/050k25k
[R] Throwing it all awayHalfling2160k313/2/080k6 - 31520k182/0/040k27k
Death by RatzSkaven2390k120/0/080k2 - 12370k111/0/010k32k
CryptoRatsSkaven2360k132/1/030k2 - 11960k92/0/040k37k
Baldur's Gate Blood BowlWood Elf2380k203/2/360k2 - 12520k90/0/070k40k
Beer Engine FCOgre2310k212/0/080k3 - 11980k151/1/160k31k
San Marcos SuckersVampire2190k180/1/260k2 - 11770k172/2/040k32k
NordicPowerNorse1990k170/0/180k3 - 01850k184/1/130k29k
[R] WikingowieNorse2100k161/2/130k1 - 11710k101/1/050k40k
Chaquan ChampionsLizardmen2220k170/0/030k3 - 31900k201/1/060k39k
Sins And PunishmentDark Elf2240k152/1/070k2 - 12500k120/1/050k35k
Da New LadzOrc2290k130/1/060k2 - 11730k153/0/140k31k
Mahrs 11Dwarf2430k160/0/080k3 - 01780k70/2/040k31k
ShipWreck of Magh TuireadhNorse2250k172/0/040k2 - 12320k163/1/050k34k
Right BunchDark Elf2350k131/0/080k2 - 22200k153/0/020k35k
L'île des SaintsWood Elf2590k131/0/070k2 - 11890k90/0/050k29k
Green Mountain Belly BustersChaos Dwarf2590k131/0/040k2 - 12360k154/0/060k31k
Korando's Elite ElevenDark Elf2610k90/0/070k1 - 22770k232/2/170k39k
So You Wanna Step UpSlann2300k152/3/070k1 - 02270k91/0/170k29k
Galloping GecksSlann2560k191/0/050k3 - 21980k191/2/030k29k
ShipWreck of Magh TuireadhNorse2410k122/0/050k1 - 12380k162/2/030k33k
Beat em or Beat emOgre2330k122/0/170k1 - 02540k153/3/150k32k
La diversitaSlann1930k171/1/050k3 - 12330k152/1/060k26k
Lab Rats From Sector 13.75Skaven2260k224/0/080k3 - 01850k92/0/030k32k
Corpse HeavenHigh Elf2360k152/1/150k2 - 02430k60/0/020k38k
La Revolución CuleDark Elf2410k152/1/160k2 - 12310k242/2/150k28k
Devotees of the MotherAmazon2130k227/1/150k3 - 01790k145/0/040k42k
Tutor Elf MisticoElven Union2560k224/3/060k2 - 22880k204/0/060k38k
Grin Bay Soul SnackersVampire2570k224/1/260k2 - 02740k60/0/060k35k
Tutor Elf MisticoElven Union2600k224/2/150k2 - 22990k183/0/030k31k
Be Why YouHigh Elf2590k132/0/050k2 - 12220k192/2/040k31k
CrustosOld World Alliance2560k141/0/060k2 - 01990k110/2/120k33k
Be Why YouHigh Elf2330k141/1/150k3 - 12270k101/0/020k30k
Man CrushazOrc2610k150/0/060k3 - 02430k60/0/030k27k