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"Varsity! Varsity! U-Rat-Rat-Wisconsin! Praise to thee we sing (WE SING!)! Praise to thee our Alma Mater! U-Rat-Rat-Wisconsin!"

Rivals: Those no good good-for-nothings from Ultinois. Self entitled pricks if you ask us, which you just did by reading this.
**UPDATE** Ultinois has fled the NCBB due completely and unequivocally to our rivalry dominance. UW is now 1 for 1 in crushing rivals dreams, aspirations, and reproductive viability.
**UPDATE THE 2ND** In an attempt to purge the great Midwest of all things ***holish the UW has declared rivalry upon the unwashed elves from Bro-Hio St. Seriously, who let these things join the NCBB in the first place?
In the Killer Lite Bowl at the end of Season 32 the mighty UW Rat-Grrrrs thoroughly trounced the Bro-Hio squad 4-0. It was embarrassing. We didn't even play that well, as pointed out be color commentators and spectators https://www.twitch.tv/videos/479816488?filter=archives&sort=time.

**UPDATE THE 3RD** Feeling sympathetic, the UW Rat-Grrrs have accepted a rivalry with something called Dook. Apparently we've never lost to them and they're feeling salty about it. Did they not see what we did to Bro-Hio?! Even red-headed step kids were saying it was brutal.
**Season 33 Result: Beat Dookie again. Ho-hum
**Season 34: Made it to the National Championship Semi due to some brilliant voting by other coaches (mostly). Proceeded to get smashed for 13/16 turns by Dook who are obviously a one trick pony relying on casualties, good dice, sun in my eyes, better coaching, and other low brow attributes to defeat UW. Still had a chance to rip hearts from throats in SPITE of what in game color commentators predicted, but.....BLITZ! Almost shocked the world....maybe next year. *In other news* Some upstart jackhole from the Iwanna Pee-Pees (sic) thinks he's good. Cinco will kill them. Then break the record. Then kill the rest of the league. Book it


New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 90k
(90+0)k
 
2
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Guard
  18 0 0 0 2 1 9/16 110k
(90+20)k
 
3
Gutter Runner
9 2 4 7
Dodge, Weeping Dagger
Block, Side Step
  15 2 2 0 0 2 18/31 120k
(80+40)k
 
4
Gutter Runner
9 2 4 7
Dodge, Weeping Dagger
  4 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 80k
(80+0)k
 
6
Lineman
7 3 3 7   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
 
7
Gutter Runner
10 2 5 7
Dodge, Weeping Dagger
+MA, Block, Sprint, +AG
  26 8 17 0 1 2 71/76 190k
(80+110)k
 
11
Thrower
7 3 3 7
Pass, Sure Hands
  12 2 0 0 0 0 2/6 70k
(70+0)k
 
17
Journeyman Lineman
7 3 3 7
Loner
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
 
18
Journeyman Lineman
7 3 3 7
Loner
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
 
19
Journeyman Lineman
7 3 3 7
Loner
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
 
20
Journeyman Lineman
7 3 3 7
Loner
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
 
7 players  
Coach: charlie1331 Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Skaven Fan Factor: 7  
Current Team Value: 1210k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 70k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1210k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:60 (27/10/23) |TD Diff:15 (109 - 94) |Cas Diff:-72 (54/30/17 - 84/58/31)
Last Opponent: UTEP Party Minors

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
St. Francis Dead Flash [2016]Tomb Kings990k121/1/080k1 - 1990k102/0/020k18k
Kent State Golden RatsSkaven1110k172/0/160k2 - 11030k90/0/020k15k
LSU ReapersNecromantic Horror1160k110/1/050k1 - 21170k201/2/170k20k
Washington State CentaursChaos Dwarf1080k183/0/070k2 - 0980k101/0/110k19k
UTEP Party MinorsNurgle1180k140/1/050k2 - 11180k161/2/160k20k
Oregon STATE DamnationShambling Undead1180k90/0/010k1 - 21200k141/0/080k25k
Fighting UlthinoisHigh Elf1320k150/2/150k2 - 21340k181/0/170k23k
[2016] Karak UniversityDwarf1340k91/1/010k0 - 21570k212/3/090k21k
Oregon STATE DamnationShambling Undead1280k100/0/110k0 - 2980k160/1/180k22k
Duke Blue-Green Devils [2016]Lizardmen1430k170/1/020k3 - 21680k214/1/140k26k
Notre Dame Flying IrishElven Union1380k234/1/240k2 - 11490k100/0/060k20k
Howlson TigersNecromantic Horror1500k80/0/040k1 - 21840k150/1/160k25k
[2016] Oregon WaterfoulHigh Elf1450k151/0/060k2 - 11480k141/1/040k27k
[2016] Mz State Bull DawgzOrc1510k70/0/010k0 - 21950k171/2/070k21k
Texas ShortlegsDwarf1480k191/1/050k3 - 01560k141/1/260k28k
ITBA TinkerersHigh Elf1480k121/0/230k0 - 41890k313/2/050k33k
Bro-hio State Buckeyes [2016]Wood Elf1470k273/1/080k4 - 31910k160/0/050k31k
Notre Dame Flying IrishElven Union1570k192/0/080k3 - 11550k120/0/020k34k
[2016] CaliforniaLizardmen1650k90/0/060k1 - 21820k193/1/070k34k
[2016] Oregon WaterfoulHigh Elf1570k110/0/050k2 - 11750k121/0/050k33k
[2016] Miami BallHawksSlann1630k90/0/030k1 - 21640k131/0/060k25k
Air Force Warpstone FalconsUnderworld Denizens1630k284/1/060k4 - 01220k112/1/020k27k
Duke Blue-Green Devils [2016]Lizardmen1660k141/0/040k2 - 21900k213/2/070k35k
Howlson TigersNecromantic Horror1590k100/1/120k0 - 21990k161/0/130k32k
[2016] Mz State Bull DawgzOrc1700k170/0/080k3 - 31580k192/0/050k32k
Texas E n' M BansheesShambling Undead1730k80/0/040k1 - 21600k192/1/120k24k
Notre Dame Flying IrishElven Union1590k151/0/0120k2 - 11510k81/0/00k30k
Oooklahoma FlingersSimyin1870k172/0/040k2 - 11750k121/0/010k29k
Bro-hio State Buckeyes [2016]Wood Elf1850k241/1/240k4 - 01640k90/2/060k36k
Duke Blue-Green Devils [2016]Lizardmen1860k212/1/070k3 - 21770k223/4/120k39k
Air Force Warpstone FalconsUnderworld Denizens1620k262/2/170k3 - 01390k112/1/120k29k
[2016] Oregon WaterfoulHigh Elf1730k80/0/030k1 - 21660k151/0/140k41k
[2016] Miami BallHawksSlann1650k111/1/060k1 - 01630k51/0/050k31k
[2016] Mz State Bull DawgzOrc1920k60/0/010k0 - 21670k241/5/030k32k
Ball State Crimson BirdsHuman1360k140/1/050k2 - 11420k161/1/120k26k
[2016] Poli PuerkosDwarf1850k130/0/140k1 - 21410k223/1/030k38k
Northern Virginia CC HawkDaemons of Khorne1740k171/0/080k3 - 12040k142/0/140k28k
Bro-hio State Buckeyes [2016]Wood Elf1740k272/1/150k3 - 31590k190/2/040k36k
[2016] Oregon WaterfoulHigh Elf1690k151/1/070k2 - 31970k211/1/040k35k
Duke Blue-Green Devils [2016]Lizardmen1470k90/0/050k1 - 21910k294/3/140k36k
[NCBB] BYU CougarsHigh Elf1190k243/0/060k3 - 01680k101/0/020k27k
[2016] Karak UniversityDwarf1530k210/1/070k4 - 11990k142/1/040k30k
UTEP Party MinorsNurgle1430k90/0/040k1 - 11720k141/1/140k26k
Berea Bleeding AngelsAmazon1560k183/0/080k2 - 11700k131/0/060k37k
Appalahcian State HillbilliesHuman1590k232/2/070k3 - 01580k201/2/230k31k
Fayetteville Bronchospasms [16Wood Elf1410k90/1/110k0 - 11580k181/3/080k29k
[2016] CaliforniaLizardmen1510k112/0/080k1 - 11650k162/1/160k31k
Howlson TigersNecromantic Horror1590k130/1/070k2 - 11590k172/0/230k27k
Bro-hio State Buckeyes [2016]Wood Elf1600k180/1/070k3 - 21820k182/0/020k35k
Duke Blue-Green Devils [2016]Lizardmen1620k110/0/050k2 - 32070k242/4/180k39k
[NCBB] BYU CougarsHigh Elf1430k150/0/060k3 - 51680k340/0/270k27k
[2016] Karak UniversityDwarf1320k121/0/040k1 - 21850k184/2/070k37k
Duke Blue-Green Devils [2016]Lizardmen1270k141/0/040k2 - 21850k110/0/030k39k
[2016] CaliforniaLizardmen1520k170/1/120k2 - 21970k193/0/170k33k
Appalahcian State HillbilliesHuman1520k220/1/160k3 - 01530k80/1/140k24k
Berea Bleeding AngelsAmazon1560k152/0/040k1 - 31600k211/0/150k27k
Ottawa Bee-Bees [2016]Shambling Undead1510k151/1/060k2 - 01950k92/0/040k28k
Fayetteville Bronchospasms [16Wood Elf1540k171/1/120k2 - 42260k190/0/040k34k
[2016] Poli PuerkosDwarf1550k70/0/010k0 - 11800k162/1/180k30k
UTEP Party MinorsNurgle1430k101/0/070k1 - 11720k142/1/140k25k