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The Grunts of ARMY. The Grunts of ARMY have invaded the NCBB in season 34. There have been other teams who have claimed they were Army but they were nothing more than posers and want-a-be's. The true Army team has landed and dug in; it is THEE Grunts of ARMY! Army has come to dominate and destroy all who stand before them. They will march with their Steele spiked boots upon the crushed, broken, and crippled bones of their vanquished foes. Season 34 brought a harsh learning to the Grunts. Do to poor play that was uncompetitive and dishonorable coach TimR choose to self impose sanctions and take zero SPP, MVP, and Gold in 3 games. Army looks to bring honor and glory back to all the Orc nations and Waaagh invaders. Record: 2/2/6 Season 35s war cry, "Never quit; never ever give up. There is no retreat." The casualties will mount, blood will flow, and victories will come. Season 35 opened with 3 OoC games. In week 2 the blood did flow and casualties did mount. Unfortunately it was Army's blood flowing and their broken crippled bodies being stomped on by the Steele soled boots of the Poli Puerkos Dwarves under the watchful eye of Coach GotrekSlayer. This was an omen of what season 35 had in store for the Grunts. It became a season of complete devastation, defeat, and destruction upon the Grunts of Army. 5 new freshmen reserves were brought up to replace crippled and killed players or to fortify the team. The annihilation has been so very complete that Army at this time is preparing a retreat from the NCBB. With another losing record and a final lost to U Pike it is truly cause for a complete surrender of ARMY'S play in the NCBB. VERY SAD!!! Record: 1/2/7 Season 36: The orders have been given! ARMY is to stand fast, prepare for battle, die in place; for it is time to RUMBLE on Fumbbl.... Mission: "SEARCH AND DESTROY" to become the NCBB Champions! Soooo, "you can put that in your lunch box and take it home to your mamma!" RIVALRIES begin in the year of season 36 with the mighty foes of Charlotte 40 Normers (Human Gomers), Poli Puerkos (Da Dwarven Pukes), and with an all service rivalry vs the Airmens of Air Force (Flyboys). Good luck to all. You will need it for you are hunted.... The OoC matchups brought with them the beginning gales of an ominous storm; the curse which came upon them! All of ARMYs preseason preparations weren't enough to prepare them for the tidal wave ahead. Match after match; Battle after battle the beatings the Grunts took left their blood running the pitches red. The last three games of the season said it all. Their being out bashed by the Wood Elves of Bro-hio, the loss to Air Force, and their inability to even remove a skink of Texas Tech made ARMY realize they are truly cursed by the Blood Bowl Gods. They will be forever know as ARMY the Cursed Ones. The curse was proven, if any doubt remained by being selected as one of the worst teams of the NCBB. Which in the end is a fact since they lost their way to be awarded the McNurgle ChumpShitz trophy. Complete shame and painted brown for the next season. Ending record of 1/3/8. In the end Army can only look to a new dawn; a new season, and play on in hopes of tasting true victory. The chance to wash away the "Brown" and disgrace. Thats is all for season 36. Over and OUT!!! Season 37: Disturbing losses in the OoC matchup and complete pommeling in the games starting S37 tells the story for the Grunts. The fateful loss to the Airmen of Airfoce cost Fullbird his starting role as QB and in fact his arms; which were ripped from his body, thrown into a pregame bon fire, making the best pass his arms had thrown in 3 seasons. Which was the high light of the first 7 games for Army. Army finished S37 being pommeled and stomped into the blood and mud of the pitch. Perfect reflection of their play. Record: 0/3/6.

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
USC Lady Trojans	Amazon	1000k	9	0/0/0	30k	1 - 2	970k	11	0/0/0	40k	9k
Colorado State Temptors	Nurgle	1040k	18	1/1/1	60k	1 - 0	1000k	5	0/0/0	60k	12k
Alabama Silver Tide	High Elf	1140k	12	2/2/0	50k	0 - 2	1000k	12	0/0/0	60k	11k
Nabots de Québec	Dwarf	1160k	12	0/0/0	50k	2 - 0	1040k	7	2/0/0	60k	15k
Illinois State Blackbirds	Dark Elf	1320k	2	0/0/0	0k	0 - 1	1140k	17	0/0/0	70k	23k
UCF Knights of the Undead	Shambling Undead	1310k	15	1/1/0	70k	1 - 1	1180k	16	2/2/0	60k	10k
Charlotte's Forty Normers	Human	1230k	10	1/0/0	60k	0 - 2	1390k	14	1/0/0	20k	23k
LSU Tygahs	Orc	1470k	9	0/0/0	70k	1 - 1	1470k	10	1/0/0	50k	29k
U Pike Pain Bearers	Dark Elf	1580k	2	0/1/0	0k	0 - 2	1570k	20	0/1/0	120k	26k
CSU Northridge Matadors	Chaos Renegade	1490k	0	0/0/0	0k	0 - 1	1390k	16	2/0/0	130k	27k
Gallaudet Deaf Bulls	Chaos Dwarf	1560k	14	0/1/1	50k	1 - 2	1680k	13	1/0/0	50k	24k
[2016] Poli Puerkos	Dwarf	1630k	5	0/0/0	50k	0 - 2	1640k	28	3/5/0	50k	21k
Bro-hio State Buckeyes [2016]	Wood Elf	1250k	18	3/1/0	40k	1 - 1	1710k	14	3/1/0	60k	28k
Air Force Warpstone Falcons	Underworld Denizens	1710k	15	4/0/0	30k	0 - 1	1640k	10	1/0/0	80k	23k
Duke Blue-Green Devils [2016]	Lizardmen	1710k	8	1/0/0	20k	0 - 3	1840k	26	4/2/1	50k	29k
[NCBB] FlaSt Delfinoles	Dark Elf	1420k	15	1/2/0	70k	2 - 1	2070k	13	0/0/1	20k	24k
[2016]Um, G'olden Go For Its!	Human	1720k	11	0/0/0	60k	1 - 2	1980k	15	1/0/0	80k	27k
[2016] Miami BallHawks	Slann	1760k	7	0/0/1	50k	0 - 2	1440k	11	0/0/0	50k	32k
[2016] Washington Huskarls	Norse	1760k	12	0/2/0	40k	1 - 1	1630k	8	0/0/0	60k	26k
U Pike Pain Bearers	Dark Elf	1790k	7	1/0/0	20k	0 - 2	1510k	13	0/0/0	50k	28k
Kansas Red Leg Raiders	Norse	1650k	7	1/0/0	50k	0 - 1	1860k	18	3/2/0	70k	19k
[2016] Poli Puerkos	Dwarf	1440k	14	3/0/0	30k	1 - 1	1840k	10	1/0/0	80k	30k
Charlotte's Forty Normers	Human	1710k	16	3/1/0	20k	1 - 0	1920k	5	0/0/0	30k	28k
U Pike Pain Bearers	Dark Elf	1740k	2	0/0/1	0k	0 - 1	1990k	14	0/0/0	100k	26k
Duke Blue-Green Devils [2016]	Lizardmen	1730k	6	0/0/0	50k	0 - 3	1890k	17	1/0/0	50k	29k
Texas AM Les Agriculteurs	Bretonnian	1730k	11	0/1/0	10k	1 - 2	1210k	15	1/1/0	30k	29k
[2016] Miami BallHawks	Slann	1790k	14	3/1/0	60k	1 - 1	1640k	9	0/0/0	30k	24k
Bro-hio State Buckeyes [2016]	Wood Elf	1840k	10	0/0/1	20k	1 - 3	2060k	18	1/0/0	70k	32k
Air Force Warpstone Falcons	Underworld Denizens	1850k	11	1/1/1	30k	0 - 0	1360k	7	1/0/0	30k	30k
[2016] Texas Tech Red Reptiles	Lizardmen	1860k	6	0/0/0	20k	0 - 2	1710k	17	3/0/0	60k	31k
BYU Azure Knights	Bretonnian	1880k	13	2/0/0	60k	1 - 2	1170k	14	2/0/0	70k	27k
[2016] Navy Midskeletonmen	Tomb Kings	1880k	9	1/0/0	40k	0 - 2	1820k	15	2/0/0	80k	26k
[2016] Poli Puerkos	Dwarf	1920k	10	1/0/0	70k	1 - 1	1520k	14	2/1/0	80k	19k
Manitoba Bizons	Chaos Chosen	1830k	9	1/1/1	30k	0 - 1	1730k	10	0/1/0	50k	24k
Bro-hio State Buckeyes [2016]	Wood Elf	1960k	14	0/2/0	30k	1 - 3	1780k	18	0/0/0	80k	30k
Pitt Panzers [2016]	Dwarf	1990k	7	0/1/0	60k	0 - 1	1580k	10	0/1/0	60k	24k
Air Force Warpstone Falcons	Underworld Denizens	1820k	9	2/1/0	20k	0 - 1	1400k	12	2/0/0	60k	16k
Texas AM Les Agriculteurs	Bretonnian	1820k	7	0/2/0	40k	0 - 1	1630k	15	3/0/0	80k	25k
Drexel Draugrs [2016]	Norse	1840k	10	1/0/0	60k	1 - 1	1460k	8	0/0/0	40k	27k
Louisiana Gnawin' Cajuns	Skaven	1850k	12	1/1/0	30k	1 - 1	1780k	10	0/0/1	90k	27k
Charlotte's Forty Normers	Human	1840k	5	0/0/0	60k	0 - 1	1830k	14	2/0/0	60k	29k
Zhar Naggarund Mountaineers	Chaos Dwarf	1550k	10	1/0/1	70k	1 - 0	1080k	7	1/0/0	20k	20k
[2016] Poli Puerkos	Dwarf	1580k	10	0/1/0	40k	1 - 2	1800k	18	2/1/0	70k	26k
U Pike Pain Bearers	Dark Elf	1520k	9	2/0/0	40k	0 - 1	1680k	9	0/0/0	70k	31k
Pitt Panzers [2016]	Dwarf	1610k	11	2/2/0	40k	0 - 1	1900k	12	0/0/2	50k	26k
Texas AM Les Agriculteurs	Bretonnian	1530k	5	0/0/0	10k	0 - 1	1820k	8	0/0/0	80k	30k
[2016] U.Con. Huskies	Necromantic Horror	1530k	8	0/1/0	50k	0 - 1	1860k	9	0/0/0	70k	27k
Drexel Draugrs [2016]	Norse	1550k	7	0/1/0	60k	0 - 2	1760k	21	1/3/1	60k	28k