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The Ethanol Cordials is a franchise whose illustrious history spans over four thousand years, two ages and two hundred incarnations. All aspects of the team follow strict codes of conduct created by four millennia of precedent. Everything from the pay scale of the managers to the cheers that the fans are allowed to chant has been documented, debated, and decided a thousand times over before the race of Man even came to the continent. In this, their 199th incarnation, the Cordials are the third oldest active team in FUMBBL (after Puupäät and the infamous Grotty Little Wankers). Kahlua, the last surviving original member of the team, has played in every game since January 3rd, 2003 - the 27th game since the re-opening of FUMBBL.They have achieved their most important mission thus far. They have played with courage, won with dignity, lost with grace, tried to make each play a work of art and suffered no fools lightly. A lot of brave souls have been lost along the way, but each one went to the twilight lands doing that which they loved best: playing to win for the sake of the game. Hailing from the Isle of Ethanolia, the team has traditional names for each position. When a player joins the Cordials, he leaves his old life, name, family, and even title behind. That elf is no more. He becomes something greater by far... a Cordial. Memorable alumni include: Porto - The second or third player purchased by the team, Porto was a terror on defense as he lept into the scrum on almost every important play. Cognac 2.0 - Cognac was Porto's replacement when he finally wore out. He did his job most admirably, considering the big shoes to fill. Bailey - Bailey was my favorite lineelf. He spent 53 games on the line staring down the scariest players in FUMBBL and lived to tell the tale... until he was knocked down next to the ballcarrier and killed on a (wisely done) strategic foul. Limone - Limone had the second longest career after Kahlua. While never a favored target on offense, he was a huge defensive asset. Grappa and Grappa 2.0 - Grappa was my favorite player on the team. 129 SPPs, 50-ish games and not a single permanent injury. He ultimately died on a random 1-die block from a rookie ghoul... raised as a zombie. Grappa 2.0 was an admirable replacement but he aged early and was never nearly as reliable. The Cordials have gone through two drastic reorganizations and are in the process of a third. WIth underdeveloped linemen and all the crucial players gone (except Kahlua), they need to rebuild. Can they pull it off? Only time will tell. As it is now, however, they are simply not representative of their inflated Rating.

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
Men In Tights	Wood Elf	1000k	9	1/0/0	50k	0 - 3	930k	19	2/0/0	70k	51k
Farwood Fire	Wood Elf	1070k	10	0/0/0	50k	4 - 1	1050k	14	0/0/0	50k	34k
Ministry of Pain	Chaos	1170k	16	0/0/1	100k	3 - 2	1050k	16	2/1/0	80k	66k
RedHammer's Clan	Dwarf	1310k	9	0/0/0	30k	2 - 2	1390k	12	0/0/0	20k	57k
Gold Diggers	Dwarf	1370k	17	0/0/0	50k	3 - 0	1150k	6	0/0/0	30k	44k
Scales of Justice	Lizardmen	1410k	20	0/2/0	70k	3 - 1	1410k	14	1/1/1	60k	61k
Never Play With Green Team-mates.	Orc	1540k	25	1/0/0	40k	4 - 1	1660k	13	2/0/0	20k	78k
Swift Bezerkerz	Norse	1630k	7	0/0/0	20k	2 - 3	1770k	20	0/0/1	50k	64k
Whimps	Skaven	1670k	15	1/0/1	40k	4 - 2	1700k	15	0/2/0	30k	70k
Pure Green	Orc	1720k	15	0/0/0	100k	1 - 0	1700k	4	2/1/0	0k	55k
Norse Wind	Norse	1860k	16	3/1/0	50k	2 - 3	1790k	23	1/1/1	80k	84k
Terrifying Anarchists of Naggaroth	Dark Elf	1960k	20	2/0/0	80k	2 - 5	2890k	31	1/1/0	40k	115k
Khaduum cows	Chaos Dwarf	1970k	12	1/1/1	40k	2 - 4	1970k	27	1/4/0	50k	73k
KKZ, the old TOP Khaos	Chaos	2000k	13	0/0/0	40k	1 - 3	1850k	17	1/0/0	80k	84k
Khorne Utd	Chaos	2070k	13	1/1/0	20k	1 - 1	1640k	10	0/0/1	20k	66k
Doriath Silver Helms	High Elf	2030k	17	0/0/0	10k	2 - 3	2140k	23	2/0/0	70k	95k
Extreme Foerenders	Chaos	2090k	14	0/1/0	10k	2 - 1	1930k	10	1/0/0	40k	61k
Whispers in the Night	Undead	2130k	17	0/0/1	50k	2 - 3	2640k	23	2/1/1	40k	101k
Farwood Fire	Wood Elf	2100k	14	1/0/0	40k	2 - 4	2180k	24	1/1/0	10k	65k
Terrifying Anarchists of Naggaroth	Dark Elf	2100k	10	0/0/0	50k	1 - 3	3370k	23	1/0/0	10k	114k
KKZ, the old TOP Khaos	Chaos	2180k	15	1/0/0	20k	2 - 4	2240k	22	2/0/0	70k	102k
Bovine Pandemic	Chaos Dwarf	2230k	9	0/0/0	40k	1 - 2	2220k	19	2/2/0	40k	102k
RedHammer's Clan	Dwarf	2300k	15	0/0/0	50k	2 - 2	2170k	20	2/1/0	50k	103k
East Side Anarchs Union	Amazon	2270k	15	0/0/0	40k	3 - 2	2170k	14	0/0/0	40k	92k
Interesting Times	Norse	2340k	22	3/0/0	50k	4 - 3	3330k	27	1/2/1	30k	138k
Moody Cows	Chaos Dwarf	2360k	12	1/0/0	40k	1 - 2	2080k	13	0/0/0	80k	122k
Castrop-Rauxel-Cannibals	Undead	2440k	21	1/0/0	40k	5 - 0	2450k	21	5/2/0	40k	94k
Daggerdale Scions	Wood Elf	2480k	20	1/0/0	60k	5 - 3	2410k	20	0/1/0	50k	119k
Trogs Terrors	Orc	2600k	20	1/0/0	30k	3 - 2	2250k	12	0/0/0	40k	85k
Castrop-Rauxel-Cannibals	Undead	2680k	13	0/0/0	0k	3 - 3	2700k	26	1/2/1	30k	113k
Moria Masticators	Orc	2500k	17	0/0/0	30k	3 - 0	2320k	12	2/1/0	30k	120k
Trogs Terrors	Orc	2570k	11	0/1/0	50k	1 - 2	2400k	17	3/0/0	20k	101k
Da Lazy Boyz	Orc	2360k	22	0/0/0	0k	4 - 2	2110k	23	4/1/0	0k	79k
Rage against the Machine	Dwarf	2410k	11	0/1/0	60k	1 - 3	1960k	19	1/2/0	50k	111k
Teenage Mutant Ninja Ratz	Skaven	2480k	22	0/0/0	60k	4 - 3	2020k	18	2/0/0	40k	91k
We Bring Great Evil	Dark Elf	2480k	17	0/1/0	20k	3 - 2	2600k	25	2/2/0	40k	88k
Whispering Nighthunters	Dark Elf	2550k	14	0/0/1	80k	1 - 0	2600k	0	0/0/0	0k	104k
Metal Heads	Undead	2490k	12	1/0/0	50k	1 - 2	2000k	18	0/0/2	40k	102k
Saldana's Skavens	Skaven	2210k	16	1/0/0	50k	2 - 2	2240k	17	0/0/0	50k	69k
SourSea Stranglers	Undead	2290k	22	0/0/1	70k	4 - 1	2080k	16	2/0/1	20k	106k
Farwood Fire	Wood Elf	2250k	22	0/0/0	70k	3 - 3	2010k	29	2/3/0	30k	124k
Dark Souls	Chaos	2300k	10	0/0/0	0k	1 - 2	1880k	15	1/2/0	80k	82k
Farwood Fire	Wood Elf	2310k	13	0/0/0	20k	2 - 3	2400k	18	0/1/0	80k	122k
Tornskull Clan	Orc	2350k	25	1/0/0	70k	4 - 1	2100k	14	1/0/0	50k	112k
Dark Souls	Chaos	2470k	16	0/0/0	10k	2 - 2	2500k	24	5/0/0	0k	95k
Annuliis Defenders	High Elf	2520k	25	0/0/0	20k	4 - 3	1860k	24	1/0/0	80k	107k
Dark Souls	Chaos	2600k	19	0/0/0	20k	3 - 0	2640k	5	0/0/0	30k	111k
Unlucky Stars	Wood Elf	2650k	29	0/1/0	50k	5 - 2	2480k	20	1/0/0	50k	90k
Dark Souls	Chaos	2770k	19	0/0/0	20k	3 - 1	2910k	17	2/0/1	40k	105k
Annuliis Defenders	High Elf	2820k	21	0/0/0	20k	4 - 0	2310k	8	0/0/0	40k	102k
Red Menace	Skaven	2880k	14	0/0/0	20k	1 - 4	2820k	29	3/1/0	10k	112k
Farwood Fire	Wood Elf	2920k	16	0/0/1	20k	2 - 2	3580k	23	0/0/2	20k	127k
Alternative Living	Wood Elf	2890k	18	1/0/0	10k	2 - 4	2910k	27	0/1/0	40k	106k
Farwood Fire	Wood Elf	2930k	21	0/0/0	30k	3 - 2	3840k	18	1/1/0	50k	148k
Re-Run	Wood Elf	2990k	23	0/1/0	40k	3 - 4	3160k	24	0/0/2	10k	126k
Tornskull Clan	Orc	2790k	18	0/0/0	50k	3 - 1	2500k	14	1/1/0	30k	110k
Los Carniceros	Orc	2870k	28	0/0/0	20k	5 - 0	2600k	16	2/2/0	0k	86k
Back To Dreadwood	Wood Elf	2940k	21	0/0/0	0k	3 - 6	2480k	35	1/2/0	50k	105k
Farwood Fire	Wood Elf	2980k	24	0/0/1	20k	3 - 4	2530k	17	0/1/0	40k	141k
Rats maze	Skaven	2470k	12	1/0/0	10k	1 - 2	2290k	16	0/1/0	30k	95k
Kneebreakers	Dwarf	2380k	15	0/0/0	50k	2 - 0	2170k	13	2/1/0	20k	75k
Wily Women	Amazon	1930k	21	0/1/1	60k	3 - 3	1820k	17	1/0/0	80k	80k
Lethal Injection	Necromantic	1990k	21	1/1/0	70k	2 - 2	2140k	19	0/2/0	30k	94k
Screaming_Eagles	Wood Elf	2100k	20	0/0/0	50k	3 - 4	1760k	23	1/0/0	60k	79k
Da Mope Tribe Lawn Mowas	Orc	2180k	20	0/0/1	40k	3 - 1	2030k	17	2/0/1	20k	87k
Dark Souls	Chaos	2250k	18	1/1/0	40k	3 - 1	3030k	23	5/2/0	0k	110k
Blackrock Clan	Orc	2340k	19	1/0/0	20k	3 - 3	2750k	19	1/0/1	0k	92k
Farwood's Revenge	Wood Elf	2400k	14	0/0/0	20k	2 - 4	2250k	23	3/0/0	60k	93k
Charbroiled Chefs	Halfling	1930k	22	3/0/0	90k	2 - 2	2110k	25	5/4/0	50k	127k
Painful Power Painters	Orc	2060k	6	0/0/0	40k	0 - 3	1910k	17	0/1/0	70k	85k