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Retired [X] Dwarf

<b>Winners of XFL Dwarves</b>

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A band of dwarves addicted to candy with no agility come to play bloodbowl. They will be armed with unusual skills and will take on all comers. First 20 games played with only LBs and Trollslayers.

DIRTY PLAYER IS ONLY USED IN RETALIATION.* O-N-L-Y (apparently this does not apply for the XFL finals though).

I don't hire stars. I hoard money. All my teams do it. Take a look.

*does not apply to Orc teams or incessant whiners.

<b>Best Turn-Down</b>

Inzanity (Coach Rating 182.18) vs. His Defilers of Dreams 291/229 (my team was 263/239 at the time)

14:29] -celas- hi, your chaos want to play my dwarves?
[14:30] -InZanity- hmm nah I try to play ball
14:30] -celas- me too
[14:31] -InZanity- with 8 MB thats cool
[14:31] -celas- well you have how many MB and two claw and two DP
[14:31] -celas- that's ball?
[14:31] -celas- besides what else do you take for dwarf LBs with 2-3 skills?
[14:32] -InZanity- I have 2 mb and 2 claw and 1 DP

oh yeah, all that and 3 +ST for playing ball; I guess that is how you got the +97 CAS differential ;-)

2nd best turn down happened before I even offered. As I noticed a high TS Dark Elf team on gamefinder piloted by a good coach (CR 165+), his bio read: NO more chaos dwarf opponents or dwarfs for that matter so don't even aks!!! The funny part is that in 120 games he never played a dwarf team.

I should note that I will turn down teams too, when I feel I have no shot at winning. Dwarves main assets are access to strength skills and AV 9. Every other team has more MA and AG. Every bashing team has more ST, MA, & AG (except Khemri who I don't turn down unless they have Ramtut). Thus if you have more MA, ST, AG, and Guard, and/or hurting skills (i.e., MB, claw/rsc & DP) I may turn you down. This has happened recently vs a chaos team with 2 +ST and as much guard as me and more hurting skills (3 claws, 1 RSC, 4 MB, 1 DP) and vs an Ogre team with 10 Ogres and an AG5 gobbo. Please don't tell the other dwarves....
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Blue #1
Longbeard
4 3 2 8
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow, Guard, Dirty Player, Pro, Pass Block
 -av 49 0 0 0 23 9 91/ 170k
(213)k
  
2
Red #40
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow
   14 0 0 0 2 1 9/ 90k
(105)k
  
3
Yellow #5 (2)
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(75)k
  
4
Ascorbic Acid
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Side Step
 m 13 1 1 1 1 0 8/ 100k
(0)k
  
5
Citric Acid
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow, Guard
   9 1 0 0 0 3 16/ 110k
(135)k
  
8
Gelatin
Longbeard
3 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Kick, Pass Block, Guard, Mighty Blow
 -ma 60 0 5 1 13 5 68/ 150k
(168)k
  
11
Pectin
Runner
6 3 3 8
Sure Hands, Thick Skull
Block, Accurate, Pass, Strip Ball
   36 13 12 0 2 2 63/ 160k
(160)k
  
12
Wax Extra
Runner
7 3 3 8
Sure Hands, Thick Skull
Block, Pass, Accurate, +MA
   31 14 11 0 3 4 73/ 170k
(173)k
  
13
0 Grams of Fat
Blitzer
5 3 3 9
Block, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow
   37 2 5 0 5 0 27/ 120k
(133)k
  
14
Fructose x2
Blitzer
5 3 3 9
Block, Thick Skull
Guard
   3 0 2 0 1 1 13/ 100k
(115)k
  
15
Apple Juice From Concentrate
Troll Slayer
6 3 2 8
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull
Side Step, Mighty Blow, +MA, Strip Ball, Shadowing
   60 0 8 0 32 2 98/ 210k
(225)k
  
16
Partially Hydrogenated Soybean Oil IV
Troll Slayer
5 3 2 8
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull
   5 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 90k
(95)k
  
11 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: celas Re-Rolls (80k): 6  
Race: Dwarf Fan Factor: 14  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 3  
Treasury: 40k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1900k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:61 (33/12/16) |TD Diff:23 (84 - 61) |Cas Diff:139 (111/75/44 - 46/26/19)
Last Opponent: Edington
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Amazon11/0/02.0-0.01.0   4.0   1.0-1.0   0.0   0.0760k
Chaos Chosen73/1/31.1-1.31.9   1.3   0.9-1.6   0.3   0.6-109k
Chaos Dwarf21/0/11.5-1.00.5   2.0   1.0-0.0   0.5   1.5180k
Dark Elf64/0/21.2-0.82.2   1.3   1.0-0.2   0.0   0.3-192k
Dwarf33/0/01.7-0.32.0   1.7   0.7-0.0   0.3   0.3437k
Elven Union52/3/01.4-1.02.0   0.4   1.0-0.4   0.0   0.090k
Goblin10/1/02.0-2.01.0   1.0   1.0-3.0   0.0   0.0-550k
High Elf42/0/21.3-1.52.0   1.5   1.0-0.5   0.5   0.0-688k
Human21/0/11.5-1.50.0   0.5   0.0-1.5   0.5   0.025k
Lizardmen11/0/03.0-0.01.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-400k
Necromantic Horror53/2/01.6-1.01.8   1.4   0.8-0.6   0.8   0.6254k
Norse21/0/10.5-0.53.0   0.5   1.0-0.0   1.0   0.5105k
Ogre11/0/03.0-0.00.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   1.0   1.00k
Orc10/0/10.0-2.02.0   1.0   1.0-2.0   0.0   0.0-60k
Shambling Undead32/0/11.7-0.71.3   1.3   0.3-1.3   0.3   0.3-23k
Skaven62/3/11.2-0.82.7   2.0   0.7-0.8   0.8   0.312k
Tomb Kings22/0/02.0-0.53.5   0.5   1.0-1.5   1.0   0.5230k
Wood Elf94/2/31.2-1.31.4   1.0   0.3-0.4   0.4   0.0101k
Total6133/12/161.4-1.01.8   1.2   0.7-0.8   0.4   0.32k