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Retired [B] Chaos Dwarf

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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Alton Attorney Accidentally Sues Himself
Enslaved Minotaur
5 5 2 8
Frenzy, Horns, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Wild Animal
Guard
   6 0 0 0 2 1 9/ 170k
(150+20)k
  
2
Include your Children When Baking Cookies
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
   6 0 1 0 2 0 7/ 90k
(70+20)k
  
3
Army Vehicle Disappears after being Painted With Camoflauge
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
   6 1 0 0 1 2 13/ 90k
(70+20)k
  
4
Stats Show Teen Pregnancy Drops off Significantly After Age 25
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
   6 0 2 0 1 0 8/ 90k
(70+20)k
  
5
One-armed Man Applauds the Kindess of Strangers
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   6 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
6
Psychics Predict World didn't end Yesterday
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Stand Firm
   6 0 2 0 1 1 13/ 90k
(70+20)k
  
7
Queen Mary having Bottom Scraped
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   5 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
8
Panda Mating Fails- Vet takes Over
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7
Dirty Player
   6 0 2 0 0 1 11/ 60k
(40+20)k
  
9
Soviet Virgin lands short of Goal Again
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   6 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
10
Enraged Cow injures Farmer with Ax
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7
Dirty Player
   6 1 1 0 1 0 6/ 60k
(40+20)k
  
11
Never withhold Herpes from Loved One
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7
Dirty Player
   6 2 0 0 0 1 7/ 60k
(40+20)k
  
13
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Bull Centaur Blitzer
6 4 2 9
Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull
   2 0 1 0 1 0 5/ 130k
(130+0)k
  
12 players  
Coach: Haunted Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Chaos Dwarf Fan Factor: 6  
Current Team Value: 1340k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 110k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1340k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:6 (4/0/2) |TD Diff:6 (11 - 5) |Cas Diff:11 (8/9/3 - 3/6/0)
Last Opponent: Midnight Syndicate
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Chaos Chosen11/0/02.0-0.02.0   0.0   2.0-1.0   0.0   0.090k
Necromantic Horror11/0/02.0-1.00.0   3.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.0310k
Norse11/0/02.0-0.03.0   3.0   0.0-0.0   2.0   0.0-20k
Ogre11/0/04.0-0.01.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.0-700k
Orc10/0/11.0-2.00.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.0-20k
Vampire10/0/10.0-2.02.0   2.0   1.0-0.0   1.0   0.0-200k
Total64/0/21.8-0.81.3   1.5   0.5-0.5   1.0   0.0-90k