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Valhalla Thirteen
Roster [R] Norse

"Lo, there do I see my father.
Lo, there do I see my mother, and my sisters, and my brothers.
Lo, there do I see the line of my people back to the beginning.
Lo, they do call to me.
They bid me take my place among them.
In the halls of Valhalla, where the brave may live ...forever."



The 13th Warrior has been found (after 14 games), the saga begins...



The All-Father wove the skein of your life a long time ago. Go and hide in a hole if you wish, but you won't live one instant longer. Your fate is fixed. Fear profits a man nothing.

Current Players
Past Players
0-56-1516-3031-5051-7576-175176+


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1. Buliwyf (Snow Troll)
2. Helfdane the Large (Ulfwerener, Soup & Swab-I, Einherjar-III)
3. Hyglak the Quarrelsome (Lineman, Einherjar-II)
4. Edgtho the Silent (Berserker, Einherjar-I, Soup & Swab-I)
5. Rethel the Archer (Lineman, Einherjar-II)
6. Haltaf the Boy (Lineman, Soup & Swab-II)
7. Roneth the Horseman (Lineman, Einherjar-VI)
8. Weath the Musician (Runner)
9. Ragnar the Dour (Lineman, Soup & Swab-II, Einherjar-II)
10. Halga the Wise (Ulfwerener, Soup & Swab-III, Einherjar-I)
11. Herger the Joyous (Berserker, Einherjar-I)
12. Skeld the Superstitious (Runner, Soup & Swab-I, Einherjar-I)
13. Ahmed Ibn Fahdlan (Thrower, Soup & Swab-I, Einherjar-I)




A man might be thought wealthy if someone were to draw the story of his deeds, that they may be remembered.

Active
TopName#
GamesWeath the Musician
55
Completions (55)Weath the Musician
12
Touchdowns (92)Weath the Musician
45
Interceptions (1)
Casualties (179)Buliwyf
Herger the Joyous II
39
Most Valuable Player (54)Weath the Musician
5
Star Player Points (961)Weath the Musician
182
Passing (107)Weath the Musician
30
Rushing (1745)Weath the Musician
1088
Blocks (2451)Buliwyf
328
Fouls (116)Haltaf the Boy III
18
Scoring ThrowerWeath the Musician
12
Blocking ThrowerWeath the Musician
5
Blocking ScorerWeath the Musician
5
TripleWeath the Musician
5
All-rounder

All Time
TopName#
GamesWeath the Musician
55
Completions (55)Ahmed ibn Fahdlan
16
Touchdowns (92)Weath the Musician
45
Interceptions (1)Helfdane the Large IV
1
Casualties (179)Buliwyf
Herger the Joyous II
39
Most Valuable Player (54)Weath the Musician
Rethel the Archer II
5
Star Player Points (961)Weath the Musician
182
Passing (107)Ahmed ibn Fahdlan
37
Rushing (1745)Weath the Musician
1088
Blocks (2451)Buliwyf
328
Fouls (116)Hyglak the Quarrelsome
22
Scoring ThrowerWeath the Musician
12
Blocking ThrowerWeath the Musician
Ahmed ibn Fahdlan II
5
Blocking ScorerWeath the Musician
5
TripleWeath the Musician
5
All-rounder

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Merciful Father, I have squandered my days with plans of many things. This was not among them. But at this moment, I beg only to live the next few minutes well. For all we ought to have thought, and have not thought; all we ought to have said, and have not said; all we ought to have done, and have not done; I pray thee, God, for forgiveness.

1st 10 games - 6/2/2, TD Diff 5(16-11), CAS Diff 3(16/7/5-10/9/6; RIP Diff -1), FF 8, 9 players (1 mng), TV 1290
2nd 10 games - 7/0/3, TD Diff 12(31-19), CAS Diff 7(34/17/10-29/16/9; RIP Diff 1), FF 10, 12 players, TV 1720 (50k to buy new lineman)
3rd 10 games - 5/2/3, TD Diff 17 (49-32), CAS Diff 8(60/25/13-47/29/14; RIP Diff -1, FF 10, 13 players, TV 1940 (200k to rebuild)
4th 10 games - 5/1/4, TD Diff 17(64-47), CAS Diff 25(86/37/17-62/35/18; RIP Diff -1, FF 11, 12 players (1 mng), TV 1500 (90k, need 2nd Ulf)
5th 10 games -

FUMBBL SMACK Sched ELI CLIII - 1-2 Loss but got a Pitch Clear!
XFL VIII Norse Round 4 (semi-final) 1-2 Loss but we gave 'em a beating!
FUMBBL SMACK Sched ELI CLIV - 1-3 Loss (embarassing loss, brutal cas against)
FUMBBL SMACK Sched ELI CLVI - 2nd round exit
XFL IX Norse - Round 3 (quarter-final) 1-2 L, brutal CAS against

Future Tournaments





You're wearing that long face for me?




Hurry to meet Death before your place is taken.







No wall. No moat. Not even a presentable fence.
You couldn't keep a cow out of this place.
Women and children. Barely a man between fifteen and fifty.

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Deception is the point! Any fool can calculate strength. That one has been doing it since we arrived. Now he has to calculate what he can't see.
And fear... what he doesn't know.
As you say, foolish. And expensive.
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I can taste neither the fermentation of grape, nor of wheat.
[Herger laughs]
What? Why do you laugh?
[laughing and handing over the bottle] HONEY! It's made from honey!
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New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Buliwyf
Snow Troll
5 5 1 7
Claw, Disturbing Presence, Frenzy, Loner, Wild Animal
Block, Mighty Blow, Pro, Guard, Stand Firm
 -av 53 0 3 0 39 4 107/176 260k
(140+120)k
  
2
Helfdane the Large V
Ulfwerenar
6 4 2 8
Frenzy
Block, Mighty Blow
   14 0 2 0 1 3 23/31 150k
(110+40)k
  
3
Hyglak the Quarrelsome III
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
4
Edgtho the Silent II
Berserker
6 3 2 6
Block, Frenzy, Jump Up
Mighty Blow, Tackle
 -ag, -av 17 0 1 0 11 0 25/31 130k
(90+40)k
  
5
Rethel the Archer III
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
6
Haltaf the Boy III
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
Dirty Player
   27 0 0 0 2 1 9/16 70k
(50+20)k
  
7
Roneth the Horseman VII
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
Tackle
   5 1 0 0 0 2 11/16 70k
(50+20)k
  
8
Weath the Musician
Catcher
6 3 5 7
Block, Dauntless
Dodge, Sure Hands, Side Step, +AG, Fend, +AG
 -ma 55 12 45 0 5 5 Legend
182
 250k
(90+160)k
  
9
Ragnar the Dour V
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
   10 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
10
Halga the Wise V
Ulfwerenar
6 4 2 8
Frenzy
   6 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 110k
(110+0)k
  
11
Herger the Joyous II
Berserker
6 3 2 7
Block, Frenzy, Jump Up
Mighty Blow, Juggernaut, Tackle, Juggernaut, Guard
 -ag 37 0 1 0 39 4 101/176 190k
(90+100)k
  
12
Skeld the Superstitious III
Catcher
8 3 3 7
Block, Dauntless
Dodge, +MA, Side Step, Tackle
   21 3 17 0 1 0 56/76 180k
(90+90)k
  
13
Ahmed ibn Fahdlan III
Thrower
6 3 3 7
Block, Pass
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
13 players  
Coach: Cavetroll Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Norse Fan Factor: 12  
Current Team Value: 1980k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 180k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1980k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:56 (36/6/14) |TD Diff:31 (92 - 61) |Cas Diff:46 (116/58/27 - 78/53/24)
Last Opponent: Unfortunate Sons
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Chaos Chosen22/0/02.0-0.02.5   1.5   1.0-1.5   1.0   0.5115k
Chaos Dwarf11/0/02.0-0.02.0   0.0   1.0-1.0   0.0   0.010k
Chaos Renegade21/1/01.5-1.04.5   0.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   1.50k
Dark Elf30/1/21.0-2.02.0   0.0   1.0-1.3   1.3   0.3-33k
Goblin11/0/02.0-0.05.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   1.0   0.0-90k
Halfling11/0/02.0-0.08.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0100k
High Elf21/0/11.0-2.01.5   1.5   0.0-1.5   1.0   0.0115k
Human55/0/02.4-0.80.8   2.0   0.0-0.4   0.4   0.046k
Lizardmen21/0/11.5-1.53.0   0.5   0.5-0.5   0.5   1.025k
Necromantic Horror52/0/31.4-2.01.8   1.8   0.2-2.6   2.0   1.010k
Norse75/0/21.7-0.71.7   1.9   0.6-2.4   0.9   0.387k
Nurgle21/1/01.0-0.50.0   1.0   1.0-2.5   0.0   2.0-130k
Ogre11/0/03.0-0.05.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   2.0   1.0190k
Orc52/1/21.0-1.40.8   0.4   0.4-1.4   1.2   0.268k
Shambling Undead33/0/02.3-0.32.0   0.7   0.7-1.3   2.0   0.3197k
Skaven52/0/31.6-2.22.0   1.0   0.4-1.2   0.4   0.290k
Slann10/1/01.0-1.01.0   1.0   1.0-3.0   0.0   0.030k
Tomb Kings21/1/01.0-0.52.0   0.0   0.5-1.0   1.0   1.0-305k
Vampire22/0/01.5-0.04.0   1.0   1.0-0.0   1.5   0.0-50k
Wood Elf44/0/02.3-1.32.3   1.0   0.8-0.5   0.5   0.0-40k
Total5636/6/141.6-1.12.1   1.0   0.5-1.4   0.9   0.432k