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Valhalla Thirteen
Roster [R] Norse
"Lo, there do I see my father.
Lo, there do I see my mother, and my sisters, and my brothers.
Lo, there do I see the line of my people back to the beginning.
Lo, they do call to me.
They bid me take my place among them.
In the halls of Valhalla, where the brave may live ...forever."




The 13th Warrior has been found (after 14 games), the saga begins...



The All-Father wove the skein of your life a long time ago. Go and hide in a hole if you wish, but you won't live one instant longer. Your fate is fixed. Fear profits a man nothing.

Current Players
Past Players
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1. Buliwyf (Snow Troll)
2. Helfdane the Large (Ulfwerener, Soup & Swab-I, Einherjar-III)
3. Hyglak the Quarrelsome (Lineman, Einherjar-II)
4. Edgtho the Silent (Berserker, Einherjar-I, Soup & Swab-I)
5. Rethel the Archer (Lineman, Einherjar-II)
6. Haltaf the Boy (Lineman, Soup & Swab-II)
7. Roneth the Horseman (Lineman, Einherjar-VI)
8. Weath the Musician (Runner)
9. Ragnar the Dour (Lineman, Soup & Swab-II, Einherjar-II)
10. Halga the Wise (Ulfwerener, Soup & Swab-III, Einherjar-I)
11. Herger the Joyous (Berserker, Einherjar-I)
12. Skeld the Superstitious (Runner, Soup & Swab-I, Einherjar-I)
13. Ahmed Ibn Fahdlan (Thrower, Soup & Swab-I, Einherjar-I)




A man might be thought wealthy if someone were to draw the story of his deeds, that they may be remembered.

Active
TopName#
GamesWeath the Musician
55
Completions (55)Weath the Musician
12
Touchdowns (92)Weath the Musician
45
Interceptions (1)
Casualties (179)Buliwyf
Herger the Joyous II
39
Most Valuable Player (54)Weath the Musician
5
Star Player Points (961)Weath the Musician
182
Passing (107)Weath the Musician
30
Rushing (1745)Weath the Musician
1088
Blocks (2451)Buliwyf
328
Fouls (116)Haltaf the Boy III
18
Scoring ThrowerWeath the Musician
12
Blocking ThrowerWeath the Musician
5
Blocking ScorerWeath the Musician
5
TripleWeath the Musician
5
All-rounder

All Time
TopName#
GamesWeath the Musician
55
Completions (55)Ahmed ibn Fahdlan
16
Touchdowns (92)Weath the Musician
45
Interceptions (1)Helfdane the Large IV
1
Casualties (179)Buliwyf
Herger the Joyous II
39
Most Valuable Player (54)Weath the Musician
Rethel the Archer II
5
Star Player Points (961)Weath the Musician
182
Passing (107)Ahmed ibn Fahdlan
37
Rushing (1745)Weath the Musician
1088
Blocks (2451)Buliwyf
328
Fouls (116)Hyglak the Quarrelsome
22
Scoring ThrowerWeath the Musician
12
Blocking ThrowerWeath the Musician
Ahmed ibn Fahdlan II
5
Blocking ScorerWeath the Musician
5
TripleWeath the Musician
5
All-rounder

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Merciful Father, I have squandered my days with plans of many things. This was not among them. But at this moment, I beg only to live the next few minutes well. For all we ought to have thought, and have not thought; all we ought to have said, and have not said; all we ought to have done, and have not done; I pray thee, God, for forgiveness.

1st 10 games - 6/2/2, TD Diff 5(16-11), CAS Diff 3(16/7/5-10/9/6; RIP Diff -1), FF 8, 9 players (1 mng), TV 1290
2nd 10 games - 7/0/3, TD Diff 12(31-19), CAS Diff 7(34/17/10-29/16/9; RIP Diff 1), FF 10, 12 players, TV 1720 (50k to buy new lineman)
3rd 10 games - 5/2/3, TD Diff 17 (49-32), CAS Diff 8(60/25/13-47/29/14; RIP Diff -1, FF 10, 13 players, TV 1940 (200k to rebuild)
4th 10 games - 5/1/4, TD Diff 17(64-47), CAS Diff 25(86/37/17-62/35/18; RIP Diff -1, FF 11, 12 players (1 mng), TV 1500 (90k, need 2nd Ulf)
5th 10 games -

FUMBBL SMACK Sched ELI CLIII - 1-2 Loss but got a Pitch Clear!
XFL VIII Norse Round 4 (semi-final) 1-2 Loss but we gave 'em a beating!
FUMBBL SMACK Sched ELI CLIV - 1-3 Loss (embarassing loss, brutal cas against)
FUMBBL SMACK Sched ELI CLVI - 2nd round exit
XFL IX Norse - Round 3 (quarter-final) 1-2 L, brutal CAS against

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You're wearing that long face for me?




Hurry to meet Death before your place is taken.







No wall. No moat. Not even a presentable fence.
You couldn't keep a cow out of this place.
Women and children. Barely a man between fifteen and fifty.


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Deception is the point! Any fool can calculate strength. That one has been doing it since we arrived. Now he has to calculate what he can't see.
And fear... what he doesn't know.
As you say, foolish. And expensive.

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I can taste neither the fermentation of grape, nor of wheat.
[Herger laughs]
What? Why do you laugh?
[laughing and handing over the bottle] HONEY! It's made from honey!

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# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
1 BuliwyfSnow Troll5517Frenzy, Claw, Disturbing Presence, Loner, Wild Animal, Block, Mighty Blow, Pro, Guard, Stand Firm-av53030394107140k (140+120k) 
2 Helfdane the Large VUlfwerenar6428Frenzy, Block, Mighty Blow 140201323110k (110+40k) 
3 Hyglak the Quarrelsome IIILineman6337Block 000000050k (50+0k) 
4 Edgtho the Silent IIBerserker6326Block, Frenzy, Jump Up, Mighty Blow, Tackle-ag, -av170101102590k (90+40k) 
5 Rethel the Archer IIILineman6337Block 400000050k (50+0k) 
6 Haltaf the Boy IIILineman6337Block, Dirty Player 2700021950k (50+20k) 
7 Roneth the Horseman VIILineman6337Block, Tackle 5100021150k (50+20k) 
8 Weath the MusicianCatcher6357Block, Dauntless, Dodge, Sure Hands, Side Step, +AG, Fend, +AG-ma55124505518290k (90+160k) 
9 Ragnar the Dour VLineman6337Block 1000001550k (50+0k) 
10 Halga the Wise VUlfwerenar6428Frenzy 6000102110k (110+0k) 
11 Herger the Joyous IIBerserker6327Block, Frenzy, Jump Up, Mighty Blow, Juggernaut, Tackle, Juggernaut, Guard-ag3701039410190k (90+100k) 
12 Skeld the Superstitious IIICatcher8337Block, Dauntless, Dodge, +MA, Side Step, Tackle 213170105690k (90+90k) 
13 Ahmed ibn Fahdlan IIIThrower6337Block, Pass 100000070k (70+0k) 
13 players  
Coach: Cavetroll Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Norse Fan Factor: 12  
Team Value: 1980k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 180000 Cheerleaders: 0  
Tournament Weight: 1980k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:56 (36/6/14) |TD Diff:31 (92 - 61) |Cas Diff:46 (116/58/27 - 78/53/24)
Last Opponent: Unfortunate Sons