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Right Jokers
Retired [R] Human

When the coach met this group of players he knew he was going to have a hard time, no not an erection as Kieth Lemon alluded to, and "no!" to Frankie Boyle who said "the coach may have had a harder time with a younger team".

He was about to storm out and called them a bunch of right jokers when Daragh, not the brightest in the group said that this would be the perfect name for this new team. So the start of the Right Jokers occurred.

The coach just wished that the players could play with the speed and wit that most of them had with their verbal gymnastics.

Won "Bar Brawl CIII - Mid" after fighting Java's broken Chaos team. Lucky it was not these guys who had to fight through the Nurgle.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Rhod Gilbert
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Guard, Stand Firm
   26 0 0 0 6 2 22/ 180k
(140+40)k
  
2
Eddie Izzard
Blitzer
7 4 3 8
Block
+ST, Tackle, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm
   34 1 3 0 15 5 65/ 200k
(90+110)k
  
3
John Cleese III
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 90k
(90+0)k
  
4
Billy Connolly II
Blitzer
7 4 3 8
Block
+ST, Frenzy, Mighty Blow
   14 0 1 0 7 3 32/ 180k
(90+90)k
  
5
Micky Flanagan
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Dodge, Guard, +AG
   33 4 4 0 6 4 48/ 180k
(90+90)k
  
6
Rob Beckett II
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60+0)k
  
7
Frankie Boyle III
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Wrestle
   10 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 70k
(50+20)k
  
8
Reginald D. Hunter
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block, Guard
   32 0 1 0 3 2 19/ 100k
(50+50)k
  
9
Keith Lemon
Lineman
6 4 3 8
+ST
   31 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 100k
(50+50)k
  
10
Romesh Ranganathan
Lineman
6 3 3 8   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
12
Joe Lycett
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
Block, Side Step, Diving Tackle
   32 2 9 0 1 2 41/ 120k
(60+60)k
  
13
Ronnie Barker
Thrower
7 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
+MA, Block, Leader
   23 10 5 0 4 2 43/ 140k
(70+70)k
  
14
Jo Brand
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Kick
   17 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 70k
(50+20)k
  
13 players  
Coach: neilwat Re-Rolls (100k): 4  
Race: Human Fan Factor: 11  
Current Team Value: 1900k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 240k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1900k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:34 (17/6/11) |TD Diff:9 (51 - 42) |Cas Diff:12 (36/24/16 - 39/17/8)
Last Opponent: You Have No Cows
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Amazon20/1/11.0-1.50.0   0.0   0.0-1.5   0.5   0.5-65k
Chaos Chosen31/2/01.3-1.01.7   1.3   0.3-1.7   1.0   0.3113k
Chaos Dwarf11/0/02.0-1.00.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   1.0170k
Chaos Renegade31/2/00.7-0.30.0   0.0   0.3-0.7   0.0   0.023k
Dark Elf11/0/02.0-1.01.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-200k
Dwarf22/0/02.5-0.01.5   1.0   0.5-0.5   0.0   0.055k
Elven Union11/0/02.0-1.01.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.090k
Goblin11/0/02.0-1.01.0   1.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-90k
High Elf31/0/21.0-2.01.3   0.7   0.3-0.3   0.0   0.0110k
Human32/0/12.0-1.02.0   0.7   0.3-1.7   1.3   0.010k
Lizardmen21/0/12.0-2.00.5   0.0   2.0-1.5   0.5   0.020k
Necromantic Horror20/0/21.0-2.00.5   1.5   0.0-3.0   0.0   2.0-50k
Orc21/0/11.0-1.51.0   0.5   1.0-1.5   0.5   0.545k
Shambling Undead10/0/11.0-2.00.0   1.0   0.0-2.0   1.0   0.0-90k
Skaven11/0/02.0-0.04.0   2.0   0.0-1.0   2.0   0.020k
Tomb Kings10/0/10.0-1.00.0   2.0   1.0-2.0   0.0   0.0-130k
Vampire21/0/11.5-1.51.0   0.5   0.5-0.0   1.0   0.0-10k
Wood Elf32/1/02.3-1.71.7   0.3   0.7-1.0   0.3   0.0173k
Total3417/6/111.5-1.21.1   0.7   0.5-1.1   0.5   0.231k