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Chemicals of Legend
Roster [X2] Lizardmen

<p align=left>For centuries, the most common place to find neanderthal man was hunkered and whimpering behind bushes and large outcroppings of rock, terrified of the cruel world he had been thrust into. As the centuries passed, he succeeded in fashioning crude weapons and was blessed with the gift of fire, but he withered in the face of such dilemmas as trying to turn rusty bolts without breaking them and excessive facial acne.
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Finally, one day, the gods smiled upon this timid creature, bringing him chemicals to deal with the harsh realities he faced. No longer would he stand around, confused as his vinyl dashboard lost its luster during a hot summer weekend, nor would he embarrass himself after a dinner of delicious legumes with excessive flatus. Not anymore, as this was the time of...
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Such chemicals have become household names with their magical abilities. Their opponents shall find it difficult to defeat them if they are not used in well-ventilated areas or under the supervision of a physician. No carberator will go uncleaned, no rusty nut will go unbusted, here in the time of...
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New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
B12 Chemtool
Saurus
6 4 1 9   8 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 80k
(80)k
  
2
J.B. Weld
Saurus
6 4 1 9   8 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 80k
(80)k
  
3
Goof Off
Saurus
6 4 1 9
Block
   8 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 100k
(100)k
  
4
Ronsonol
Skink
8 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
Catch
   8 2 1 0 1 0 7/16 80k
(100)k
  
5
P.B. Blaster
Skink
8 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
Accurate
   8 1 2 0 0 1 12/16 90k
(100)k
  
6
Krazy Glue
Saurus
6 4 1 9
Multiple Block, Block
   8 0 1 1 2 2 19/31 120k
(123)k
  
7
Armor-All
Saurus
6 4 1 9
Block
   8 0 1 0 2 0 7/16 100k
(100)k
  
8
Simple Green
Saurus
6 4 1 9   8 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 80k
(80)k
  
9
Oxy-10
Skink
8 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
Catch
   8 1 1 0 0 1 9/16 80k
(100)k
  
10
Beano
Skink
8 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
Catch
   7 0 1 0 0 2 13/16 80k
(100)k
  
12
Bactine
Skink
8 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
   6 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(75)k
  
13
WD-40
Kroxigor
6 5 1 9
Big Guy, Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Prehensile Tail, Thick Skull
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 130k
(110)k
  
12 players  
Coach: Anklor Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Lizardmen Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 50k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1450k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:8 (3/1/4) |TD Diff:-1 (12 - 13) |Cas Diff:-6 (3/2/3 - 10/3/1)
Last Opponent: Spite Monkey Omega