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SlaughterHouse5000
P [R] Chaos Chosen
<font color="blue"><b><i><h1><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&at=0&group=2410&show=9305">XFL CHAOS CHAMPIONS!</a></h1></b></i></font>
The classic underdog story, after overcoming a 36 point TS deficit in <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=894283">Round 1</a>, Slaughterhouse5000 wins by narrow descision in <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=905322">Round 2</a>, this time down 47 points of TS.
After another narrow victory against a roughly even TS matchup (only down a mere 6 points TS) in <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=906786">Round 3</a>, Slaughterhouse5000 reached out and grabbed the chamionship in a <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=911557">Round 4</a> <i>bloodbath</i> against one of the most fearsome Chaos teams on Fumbbl!

As worshippers of Chaos, Slaughterhouse5000 knows that all who play Blood Bowl ultimately serve the cause of chaos...from the mayhem of a Dwarven cage midfield, to the carnage of a blitzing War Dancer...and so we honor our opponents above all else...for without them the chaos of the pitch could not exist!

Most casualties caused in a <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=1997093">single match: 11</a>
Most casualties suffered in a <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=1499337">single match: 8</a>

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=619200">Kiljoy Smashdasher</a>, the heart and soul of the team, died one solid hit away from becoming a Legend.
With the team from the start, he never missed playing in a match.
He died as he lived, smashing his way through the opposition, exposing himself to danger in order to help the team win, not hiding safely behind his teammates like so many other 'mighty' chaos warriors killers do.
So now God help the afterlife, because he's there...waiting...and death itself can no longer offer an escape from his terrifying brutality...

<font color="red" >Slaughterhouse 5000 Medals of Valor:</font>
Awarded to teams and individual players for Outstanding Bravery, Honor and/or Suicidal Zeal on the pitch facing this team.

Team Medals of Valor:
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=91005">Rainbow Animals</a>: For bravely facing a very bashy team and never giving up to the point of suicidally insane Blitzes.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=123008">Dave's I Know</a>: For keeping up the attack in the face of terrible dice. Very terrible dice.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=135104">Daulatars</a>;: For being tough and playing up, and nearly winning with some amazing dodges, despite getting badly bashed.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=92316">Bad Habits</a>: For playing Slaughterhouse when no-one else would...
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=168518">Gerbil's Avengers</a>: For probably the most exciting and bloodiest <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=911557"; >match</a> SlaughterHouse5000 will ever see...

Individual Medals of Valor:
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1351937">ChickenBrain</a>; of <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=119138">fumbbl.ger United</a> For nearly holding the tie singlehandedly by putting himself in the most brutal line of fire.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=861214">Black Death</a> of <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=68306">Waste Gang</a> For singlehandedly winning the game through his outrageous stench and lethal Blitzing ability.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1109281">PepperJack</a>; of <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=90001">Guardians of the Cheese</a> For the utterly mad Leaping Blitz that ulitmately cost him his life.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1630209">Ciigar</a>; of the <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=142369">Diremire Dragons</a> For his amazing 2 GFI, 1 Die Blitzes which invariably ended in a POW on my ball carrier.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1417397">Fred</a>; of the <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=117604">; Low Tech Persuaders</a> for managing to RIP Kiljoy Smashdasher in a block.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1679750">The Ring</a> of <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=146460">Intense Fear</a> For a) Being named after the last movie I saw that really freaked me out AND b) RIPing a player with a lone foul - no assists necessary!
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1679746">Alien</a>; of <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=146460">Intense Fear</a> For demonstrating that a good Claw/RSC killer doesn't bloody NEED any bonuses to AV or INJ rolls to do his work!
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2059190">Nice</a>; of <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=168518">Gerbil's Avengers</a> for being a part of the classic 'revenge' story: Beastman kills Beastman in foul, fouled Beastman's teammate niggles fouling Beastman in block, niggled fouling Beastman's teammate kills blocking Beastman in another Block. You got your revenge Nice, and so were you revenged upon!
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2059904">Faith</a>; of <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=168518">Gerbil's Avengers</a> For almost preventing our XFL Chaos win...by himself...several times (including sending Buck to meet the crowd, and concluding with meeting the crowd himself!)

Now the SlaughterHouse prepare for a shot at the XFL Masters...no longer the underdogs they once were in the XFL...will they be able to triumph from atop the pile as well as they smashed their way out from under it? SlaughterHouse tries to stay humble, realizing they may have a big TR, but are still basically the same bunch of worthless, shiftless, directionless chumps they were back when that <i>counted</i> for something! Glory Daze!

SlaughterHouse put out a pathetic performance in round 2 of the XLF masters, and are defeated. Such is the life of a chaos team...

On Fumbbl's 5th Birthday, SlaughterHouse5000 took part in 3 Speed Freak Challenges. While we sure didn't win any of them, we definitely left a mark (or would have...but for the clearing of all permanent casualties) with the best casualty delta in each tourney:
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&at=1&group=4966&show=19775">SFC LVII = 27 casualties (7 against)</a>
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&at=1&group=4966&show=19785">SFC LXIV = 24 casualties (10 against)</a>
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&at=1&group=4966&show=19792">SFC LXVIII = 25 casualties (5 against)</a>

Think that was abuse of the system? Consider this: Shut Up.
Also consider this: I don't have time to build an Uber-team by cherrypicking and playing 1000 Ranked games like some other coaches do. So I did it this way.
Also: Stop whining, they'll die/age soon enough. What sort of teams do you think I'll be able to play with this lineup?

SlaughterHouse5000 disgrace themselves in the second round of the Fumbbl Cup, getting mauled and causing nary a permanent injury, even with OT. Of course, we could blame the disconnect, which we always end up getting royally screwed after (except once I think). Well, anyway, whatever.

For their next amazing trick, SlaughterHouse5000 enters the XFL Chaos III, no doubt dreaming of their first XFL win! Of course, it might have been prudent to recover the team first, and not go into the tourney with two MNG...

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# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
1 Kill-Gore TroutMinotaur5728Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Horns, Loner, Wild Animal, +ST, Guard, +ST 6801013344150k (150+120k) 
2 Gurn ScizzorManChosen Blocker4449Block, +AG, Tackle, Guard, Mighty Blow, Pro-ma1078141198130100k (100+140k) 
3 Kiljoy Smashdasher - TrinityChosen Blocker6439Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, Tackle, +MAn4936022485100k (100+110k) 
4 Max CarnageChosen Blocker5439Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Claw 79241306106100k (100+100k) 
6 BaelBeastman Runner6348Horns, Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, Tackle, +AG 76510026611760k (60+120k) 
7 DukeBeastman Runner6338Horns, Block, Kick 14210311660k (60+40k) 
8 PaxtonBeastman Runner6328Horns, Block, Guard, Dirty Player-ag, m54431644760k (0k) 
9 SluggoBeastman Runner7338Horns, Block, Claw, +MA, Mighty Blow, Dauntless, Tackle 87160471217360k (60+130k) 
10 BraskyBeastman Runner6438Horns, +ST, Block, Guard 36570614360k (60+90k) 
13 LuckyBeastman Runner6338Horns, Dirty Player, Block, Guard, Mighty Blow 73260566060k (60+80k) 
14 SlasherBeastman Runner6438Horns, Dirty Player, +ST 24610111660k (60+70k) 
16 Little SiezureBeastman Runner6338Horns, Dirty Player, Foul Appearance, Block 39220343460k (60+60k) 
11 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: CorporateSlave3 Re-Rolls (120k): 5  
Race: Chaos Chosen Fan Factor: 13  
Team Value: 2410k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 15000 Cheerleaders: 0  
Tournament Weight: 2530k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:118 (48/23/47) |TD Diff:-19 (126 - 145) |Cas Diff:150 (205/144/68 - 118/102/47)
Last Opponent: Mass Effect