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A Death In The Family
Roster [X2] Undead

In recent years the concept of 'breeding a team' has enjoyed a welcome revival within the world of the Blood Bowl. Aging coaches, desperate to regain some of their former glory, have taken to kidnapping past players and forcing them to breed in the hopes of creating a new generation of star players. Although their maniacal aspirations often lead to an assortment of monstrous cross-species abominations, many coaches have been successful in breeding enough new players to make up entire teams. Many of today's most celebrated players owe their success to selective breeding and a life-time of captive training.

The concept of 'breeding a team' is not a new one. Controlled spawning has always played a large role in Orcish and Goblin society. Although the general trend has always been toward the ultimate Black Orc warrior, the current popularity of the Blood Bowl has seen whole pits dedicated to the breeding of prefect throwers and blitzers. The Amazons also have a long history of selective breeding. Any Blood Bowl star who is lucky enough to be grabbed in an Amazon raid (or pitch invasion) can rest assured that any female progeny they may produce will go on to have an illustrious career in the sport.

Coach Nigglefish, moon-lighting as a Necromancer, has taken a slightly different approach. Rather than breed the next generation of super-star, he has turned his efforts to raising the generation past. Slowly, Nigglefish and his Undead cronies have hunted down, exhumed and resurrected the dead parents, siblings, offspring and child-hood friends of some of the league's most promising players. Unable to contain his evil mirth, Nigglefish had this to say when asked why he had adopted such a bizarre recruitment regime: "Buhahaha! You should see their faces when they have to line up for a scrimmage against their sweet ol' mumsy-wumsy all covered in mold and puss and worms, bones and guts sticking out all over. Even Orcs can't stand that! Hahaha!"

The players of Nigglefish's other teams have expressed disturbance at the recent change in their coach's personality.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Son of Beast
Mummy
4 5 1 9
Mighty Blow, Regenerate
Block, +MA
   8 0 0 0 6 3 27/31 160k
(165)k
  
2
Mr Meehan
Wight
6 3 3 8
Block, Regenerate
Tackle
   8 0 2 0 1 0 8/16 110k
(128)k
  
3
Tatts Pensioncheque
Wight
6 3 3 8
Block, Regenerate
Dodge, Tackle
   8 1 2 0 3 2 23/31 140k
(153)k
  
4
The Ghoul That Ate Snow White
Ghoul
7 3 3 7
Dodge
Block, Catch
   8 1 5 0 1 0 18/31 110k
(133)k
  
5
The Ghoul Of Christmas Past
Ghoul
7 3 3 7
Dodge
Block
   8 1 2 0 0 1 12/16 90k
(115)k
  
6
Kubax, father of Auro
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
Block
   8 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 50k
(65)k
  
7
Dianne Time
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
   8 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(40)k
  
8
Shipsinker Frankenstein
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
   8 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 30k
(40)k
  
9
Armageddon's Skeleton
Skeleton
5 3 2 7
Regenerate
   7 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30)k
  
10
Drunkenbrawl Missingteeth
Skeleton
5 3 2 7
Regenerate
 n 7 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 30k
(25)k
  
11
Mr and Mrs Yidayion Polymer Xentaurus
Skeleton
5 3 2 7
Regenerate
   8 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30)k
  
12
Lucille Garotte
Skeleton
5 3 2 7
Regenerate
   8 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 30k
(30)k
  
13
Papa Ogrash
Mummy
3 5 1 9
Mighty Blow, Regenerate
Block
   6 0 0 0 3 0 6/16 130k
(138)k
  
14
Day Shift
Ghoul
7 3 3 7
Dodge
Block
   5 0 3 0 0 0 9/16 90k
(115)k
  
14 players  
Coach: nigglefish Re-Rolls (140k): 6  
Race: Undead Fan Factor: 14  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 2  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 4  
Team Value: 1680k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:8 (5/2/1) |TD Diff:7 (14 - 7) |Cas Diff:11 (12/6/1 - 6/2/0)
Last Opponent: Norse Narwals 0309 [L]