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Roster [R] High Elf
The Zoolander gang are back, branded after our favourite refreshing beverage with enough calories to go bulimic over, but that's OK because who doesn't throw up after eating too much otherwise how would we maintain such impressive toned physiques whilst maintaining social standing at all the super duper parties. So that's why we're back, branded after our favourite refreshing beverage with enough calories to go bulimic over, but that's OK because who doesn't throw up after eating too much otherwise... where was I.

Derek has been practicing Magnum, and if you don't like it then you can Derelicte your balls!




XFL X High Elf - runners up
XFL XI High Elf - CHAMPIONS!
Team members:
  • Derek (dumb as a schtick)
  • Hansel (so hot right now)
  • Matilda (the fat kid)
  • J.P. Hewitt (the hand)
  • Maury (the sellout)
  • Mugatu (happy, happy!)
  • Todd (makes mugatu happy)
  • Katinka (obey the dog!)
  • Olga (mega masseuse)
  • Larry (pop)
  • Luke (bro)
  • Scrappy (little bro)
  • Brint (orange...)
  • Meekus (...mocha...)
  • Rufus (...frappucino!)
  • Archie (who?)

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Progression: Standard
# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
1DerekBlitzer8348Block, Tackle, +MA, Dodge, Side Step, Frenzy 45212019391100k (100+110k) 
2HanselBlitzer7348Block, Tackle, Side Step, Diving Tackle, Mighty Blow, Dodgen4415025486100k (100+110k) 
3MatildaThrower6358Pass, Safe Throw, Sure Hands, +AG, Leadern152400023490k (90+80k) 
5ToddLineman6438+ST, Block-ag24210332670k (70+70k) 
6 MugatuLineman6348Dirty Player, Guard 39000142270k (70+50k) 
7MauryLineman6348Kick, Block 22200242670k (70+40k) 
8KatinkaLineman6348Wrestle 400011770k (70+20k) 
9OlgaLineman6348  100000070k (70+0k) 
10LarryLineman6348Guard, Dodge, Block 40310153370k (70+70k) 
11LukeLineman6348  600000070k (70+0k) 
12ScrappyLineman6348Wrestle 1010001670k (70+20k) 
13BrintCatcher8347Catch, Guard, Wrestle 12150012190k (90+50k) 
14MeekusCatcher9347Catch, +MA, Dodge, Sprint, Sure Feet, Block 3453904214090k (90+110k) 
15RufusCatcher8347Catch, Grab 322000890k (90+30k) 
14 players  
Coach: Chainsaw Re-Rolls (100k): 2  
Race: High Elf Fan Factor: 14  
Team Value: 2170k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 140000 Cheerleaders: 0  
Tournament Weight: 2170k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:46 (32/4/10) |TD Diff:50 (99 - 49) |Cas Diff:-20 (55/26/10 - 69/28/14)
Last Opponent: ♥See Hawks♥