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Roster [R] High Elf
The Zoolander gang are back, branded after our favourite refreshing beverage with enough calories to go bulimic over, but that's OK because who doesn't throw up after eating too much otherwise how would we maintain such impressive toned physiques whilst maintaining social standing at all the super duper parties. So that's why we're back, branded after our favourite refreshing beverage with enough calories to go bulimic over, but that's OK because who doesn't throw up after eating too much otherwise... where was I.

Derek has been practicing Magnum, and if you don't like it then you can Derelicte your balls!




XFL X High Elf - runners up
XFL XI High Elf - CHAMPIONS!
Team members:
  • Derek (dumb as a schtick)
  • Hansel (so hot right now)
  • Matilda (the fat kid)
  • J.P. Hewitt (the hand)
  • Maury (the sellout)
  • Mugatu (happy, happy!)
  • Todd (makes mugatu happy)
  • Katinka (obey the dog!)
  • Olga (mega masseuse)
  • Larry (pop)
  • Luke (bro)
  • Scrappy (little bro)
  • Brint (orange...)
  • Meekus (...mocha...)
  • Rufus (...frappucino!)
  • Archie (who?)

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Progression: Standard
# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
1DerekBlitzer8348Block, Tackle, +MA, Dodge, Side Step, Frenzy 46212020393100k (100+110k) 
2HanselBlitzer7348Block, Tackle, Side Step, Diving Tackle, Mighty Blow, Dodgen4515026488100k (100+110k) 
3MatildaThrower6358Pass, Safe Throw, Sure Hands, +AG, Leadern162500023590k (90+80k) 
4J.P. HewittThrower6348Pass, Safe Throw 000000090k (90+0k) 
5ToddLineman6438+ST, Block-ag25210432870k (70+70k) 
6 MugatuLineman6348Dirty Player, Guard 40000142270k (70+50k) 
7MauryLineman6348Kick, Block 23200242670k (70+40k) 
9OlgaLineman6348  200000070k (70+0k) 
10LarryLineman6348Guard, Dodge, Block 41310253570k (70+70k) 
11LukeLineman6348  700000070k (70+0k) 
12ScrappyLineman6348Wrestle 11100021170k (70+20k) 
13BrintCatcher8347Catch, Guard, Wrestle 13150012190k (90+50k) 
14MeekusCatcher9347Catch, +MA, Dodge, Sprint, Sure Feet, Block 3553904214090k (90+110k) 
15RufusCatcher8347Catch, Grab 422000890k (90+30k) 
16ArchieCatcher8347Catch 000000090k (90+0k) 
15 players  
Coach: Chainsaw Re-Rolls (100k): 2  
Race: High Elf Fan Factor: 13  
Team Value: 2250k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 20000 Cheerleaders: 0  
Tournament Weight: 2250k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:47 (32/4/11) |TD Diff:47 (99 - 52) |Cas Diff:-17 (58/27/10 - 69/28/15)
Last Opponent: Highly Motivated