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Roster [R] High Elf

The Zoolander gang are back, branded after our favourite refreshing beverage with enough calories to go bulimic over, but that's OK because who doesn't throw up after eating too much otherwise how would we maintain such impressive toned physiques whilst maintaining social standing at all the super duper parties. So that's why we're back, branded after our favourite refreshing beverage with enough calories to go bulimic over, but that's OK because who doesn't throw up after eating too much otherwise... where was I.

Derek has been practicing Magnum, and if you don't like it then you can Derelicte your balls!




XFL X High Elf - runners up
XFL XI High Elf - CHAMPIONS!
Team members:
  • Derek (dumb as a schtick)
  • Hansel (so hot right now)
  • Matilda (the fat kid)
  • J.P. Hewitt (the hand)
  • Maury (the sellout)
  • Mugatu (happy, happy!)
  • Todd (makes mugatu happy)
  • Katinka (obey the dog!)
  • Olga (mega masseuse)
  • Larry (pop)
  • Luke (bro)
  • Scrappy (little bro)
  • Brint (orange...)
  • Meekus (...mocha...)
  • Rufus (...frappucino!)
  • Archie (who?)
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Blitzer
8 3 4 8
Block
Tackle, +MA, Dodge, Side Step, Frenzy
  46 2 12 0 20 3 93/176 210k
(100+110)k
 
2
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Tackle, Side Step, Diving Tackle, Mighty Blow, Dodge
n 45 1 5 0 26 4 88/176 210k
(100+110)k
 
3
Thrower
6 3 5 8
Pass, Safe Throw
Sure Hands, +AG, Leader
n 16 25 0 0 0 2 35/51 170k
(90+80)k
 
4
Thrower
6 3 4 8
Pass, Safe Throw
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 90k
(90+0)k
 
5
Lineman
6 4 3 8
+ST, Block
-ag 25 2 1 0 4 3 28/31 140k
(70+70)k
 
6
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Dirty Player, Guard
  40 0 0 0 1 4 22/31 120k
(70+50)k
 
7
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Kick, Block
  23 2 0 0 2 4 26/31 110k
(70+40)k
 
9
Lineman
6 3 4 8   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
 
10
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Guard, Dodge, Block
  41 3 1 0 2 5 35/51 140k
(70+70)k
 
11
Lineman
6 3 4 8   7 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
 
12
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Wrestle
  11 1 0 0 0 2 11/16 90k
(70+20)k
 
13
Catcher
8 3 4 7
Catch
Guard, Wrestle
  13 1 5 0 0 1 21/31 140k
(90+50)k
 
14
Catcher
9 3 4 7
Catch
+MA, Dodge, Sprint, Sure Feet, Block
  35 5 39 0 4 2 140/176 200k
(90+110)k
 
15
Catcher
8 3 4 7
Catch
Grab
  4 2 2 0 0 0 8/16 120k
(90+30)k
 
16
Catcher
8 3 4 7
Catch
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 90k
(90+0)k
 
15 players  
Coach: Chainsaw Re-Rolls (100k): 2  
Race: High Elf Fan Factor: 13  
Current Team Value: 2250k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 20k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 2250k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:47 (32/4/11) |TD Diff:47 (99 - 52) |Cas Diff:-17 (58/27/10 - 69/28/15)
Last Opponent: Highly Motivated