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Tell Me Why I Don't Like
Retired [R] Dark Elf

Little beastman with claws on his hands,
comes running towards our line.
Our armours strong, but it’ll soon be gone
By his can-openers in no time.
And I just don't understand it
He’s already rolled a useful ko.
And I can see no reasons
Cause there are no reasons
To reroll that piling on, on, on, go go…
Tell me why,
I don’t like bashers
Tell me why,
I don’t like bashers
Tell me why,
I don’t like bashers
I want to boo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oot
The whole race down.

The use of pomb, is so overdone
What about the ball?
Telling me you’ve won,
When you’ve lost 2-1,
Cause my players died skills and all.
Drawing blood, unless I’ve misunderstood,
Is an extra thing - you should aim to win.
So I can see no reasons
Cause there are no reasons
Why you’re not protecting your ball..all..all at all
Tell me why,
I don’t like bashers
Tell me why,
I don’t like bashers
Tell me why,
I don't like bashers
I want to boo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oot
The whole race down.
Boot it all down.

All the playing's stopped; he’s in the playground now
I pity it - it makes me sigh.
And the games over early and I’ll be learning,
And the lesson today is how to die.
So he feels a big man,
Now my pixels are jam.
Removes his shirt and waves it at the sky.
And I can see no reasons
'Cause there are no reasons
Why wouldn’t you really try..try. try..try..why?
Tell me why?
I don't like bashers.
Tell me why?
I don't like bashers.
Tell me why?
I don't like, I don't like
Tell me why?
I don't like bashers.
Tell me why?
I don't like, I don't like
Tell me why?
I don't like bashers.
Tell me why?
I don't like bashers.
I want to boo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oot
The whole race down.
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Blitzer
8 3 4 8
Block
Dodge, Tackle, +MA, Sure Hands, Leap
  38 9 14 0 5 3 76/ 210k
(100+110)k
 
2
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Dodge, Tackle, Side Step
  12 0 5 0 1 4 37/ 160k
(100+60)k
 
3
Witch Elf
7 3 4 7
Dodge, Frenzy, Jump Up
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 110k
(110+0)k
 
4
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Dodge, Guard, Leap, Side Step, Tackle
  35 2 14 0 9 4 82/ 210k
(100+110)k
 
5
Lineman
7 3 5 8
Wrestle, +AG, Leap, +MA
  37 5 9 1 3 3 55/ 180k
(70+110)k
 
6
Witch Elf
7 3 4 7
Dodge, Frenzy, Jump Up
Wrestle, Tackle, Leap
  25 3 5 0 5 1 33/ 170k
(110+60)k
 
7
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Wrestle, Dodge, Side Step
-av, m 37 2 2 0 5 3 33/ 130k
(0)k
 
8
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Wrestle
  16 0 1 1 0 1 10/ 90k
(70+20)k
 
9
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Wrestle, Kick
  36 1 1 0 3 3 25/ 110k
(70+40)k
 
10
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Dodge, Guard, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Dauntless
  28 3 7 2 13 6 84/ 220k
(100+120)k
 
12
Lineman
6 3 4 8   6 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
 
13
Runner
7 3 4 7
Dump-Off
  6 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 80k
(80+0)k
 
14
Lineman
6 3 4 8   6 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
 
12 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Malmir Re-Rolls (100k): 5  
Race: Dark Elf Fan Factor: 10  
Current Team Value: 2080k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 30k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 2210k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:38 (28/7/3) |TD Diff:49 (86 - 37) |Cas Diff:-19 (34/21/4 - 52/18/8)
Last Opponent: Europe Force One