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Shower Thoughts
Retired [R] Human

Players inspired by Shower Thoughts. Mmmm... Showers...
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
The fatter you are, the better chance you have at winning in 'Spin the Bottle'
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
   10 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 140k
(140+0)k
  
2
Spicy food is like BDSM for your mouth
Thrower
6 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Block, Leader
   10 2 5 0 2 0 21/ 110k
(70+40)k
  
3
Birthday gifts are like participation prizes for life
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60+0)k
  
4
There are only two days in your lifetime that aren't 24 hours long
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Guard, Mighty Blow
   10 1 1 0 2 2 18/ 130k
(90+40)k
  
5
"One of the servers just died." Industry really changes severity. IT - bad. Restaurant - Really bad.
Blitzer
7 4 3 8
Block
Mighty Blow, +ST, Tackle
   10 0 4 0 8 1 33/ 180k
(90+90)k
  
6
If you have one choice you actually have zero choices
Blitzer
8 3 3 8
Block
+MA, Dodge, Stand Firm
   10 0 8 0 4 2 42/ 170k
(90+80)k
  
7
The male equivalent of I'll be ready in 10 minutes is, "Honey theres only 2 minutes left in the game
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Guard, Mighty Blow
   7 0 1 0 2 3 22/ 130k
(90+40)k
  
8
Google is basically just 'Ctrl+F' for the whole internet
Lineman
6 3 3 8   7 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
9
The fact that the term "phonetic alphabet" has no 'F's in it is somewhat ironic
Lineman
6 3 3 8   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
10
An underrated perk of being an adult is you no longer outgrow your clothes
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Wrestle
   3 1 0 0 0 1 6/ 70k
(50+20)k
  
11
If pigs could fly I bet their wings would taste delicious
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Wrestle
   10 1 0 0 1 1 8/ 70k
(50+20)k
  
12
Earth is a dinosaur planet, and humans are just mutants left over after the apocalypse
Lineman
6 3 3 8   6 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
12 players  
Coach: Danish_Dan Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Human Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 1490k (±220) Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1490k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:10 (9/1/0) |TD Diff:18 (23 - 5) |Cas Diff:9 (13/10/1 - 5/5/5)
Last Opponent: Falkenring Falconeers