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Ottawa Redfarts
Roster [L] Khainite Assassins

Location: Ottawa, EAST
Nickname: Farts
Stadium: Peoplekind Center
Surface: Perfect lawn

Colors: Red and Black
Sponsor: Sophie Grego'Ar Trud'ooohhh



TEAM BIO





TROPHY ROOM

Season #1 #3: Champions!






TEAM & PLAYER RECORDS



Season #1: Justin Tru'dooohhh wins the Silver Shoe.https://fumbbl.com/p/player?player_id=12543498
Franchise starts with a 11/0/1 league record.

Alanis Christensen killed Duron Carter (Waaghonto Orconauts) with a t16 boot during a playoff game: https://fumbbl.com/p/match?id=4055766

Season #2: CBFL all time record of 25 cas against, plus 8 cas against in "Chicxulub" playoff game. Undefeated regular season with a 7/2/0 - record.

Keanu Reeves: League's Dirtbag.

First bounty in CBFL history was issued by hateful U-Sports coach Charlie, against 2 random redfarts. Salad_Bar ended the carreer of a redfart, making this the first successful bounty hunt in CBFL history. And he didn't even collect the money. Lol.

Elon Musk killed Blazer the II (Winnipeg Blue Bombers) with a t16 boot during the very first game of his carreer: https://fumbbl.com/p/match?id=4078302


STAR PLAYERS

Rachel McAdams https://fumbbl.com/p/player?op=view&player_id=12543503 - tragicly choked on the first dice in the first division final in CBFL history: https://fumbbl.com/p/match?id=4055766

New player names:
Paul Bernardo
Wayne Boden
John Martin Crawford
Léopold Dion
Russell Maurice Johnson
Gilbert Paul Jordan
Joseph LaPage
Cody Legebokoff
Allan Legere
Bruce McArthur
Michael Wayne McGray
Dellen Millard
Clifford Olson
Robert Pickton
Elizabeth Wettlaufer
Russell Williams

Already hired:
Yves Trudeau
Gerald Thomas Archer

*** Did you know...

...2 consecutive blitzes led to our first grey cup victory.

...that we are holding the all time record for cas against: suffered 25 cas during season 2, and add to that our infamous playoff game vs. the mary sues with 8 cas and pitch clear (by a rock) against.

...we are farting all over the CBFL since season #1.

...discussions about a new team design (and name change to Ottawa Wetfarts) are going on in Redfarts' HQ.



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# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
1Fambl Khan ZuckitNeophyte6347  000000060k (60+0k) 
2 Keanu ReevesShadow Blade7348Shadowing, Dodge, Stab, Block, Side Step, Tackle, Multiple Block, Leapn4082105291100k (100+110k) 
3 Miss OttawaAssassin6357Shadowing, Stab, Multiple Block, +AG 19440022680k (80+70k) 
4Shiton UrdaizNeophyte6347  000000060k (60+0k) 
5Yves Trud'oohhhAssassin6447Shadowing, Stab, +ST, Block 8320111680k (80+70k) 
6 Don CherryNeophyte6347Kick, Wrestle 24120042760k (60+40k) 
7Mr. SnowmanNeophyte6347Mighty Blow, Block, Frenzy 12120364360k (60+70k) 
8Browny McBrainfartExecutioner6348Chainsaw, Secret Weapon 000000070k (70+0k) 
9Darth ChristensenNeophyte6347  1100000060k (60+0k) 
10 Matthew BubléNeophyte6347Wrestle, Dodge, Strip Ball 40460624460k (60+60k) 
11Elizabeth WettlauferNeophyte6347  600000060k (60+0k) 
11 players  
Coach: MenonaLoco Re-Rolls (100k): 4  
Race: Khainite Assassins Fan Factor: 8  
Team Value: 1500k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 110000 Cheerleaders: 0  
Tournament Weight: 1500k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:42 (28/6/8) |TD Diff:41 (85 - 44) |Cas Diff:-20 (50/25/15 - 53/38/19)
Last Opponent: Quebec City Werewolves