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Salt Plains Dead Boyz
Roster [L] Dust Goblins +

MEET DA DEAD BOYZ

Life was looking pretty bad for Goblin Shaman Nevillkaneezer (Da Selekta to his friends, of which he had none) until he finally got lucky. Kicked out from his tribe, and many other tribes, for sustained incompetence, he wandered south until via bureaucratic error he became the beneficiary of a retraining scheme launched by the Goblin Authoritariate of the Salt Plains. Da Selekta returned to shaman school and retrained as a necromancer. Although equally useless in this trade, the complete annihilation of the GASP in a rogue sandstorm meant he could finally found a niche for himself amongst the fallen bones of his comrades. By raising the remains of selected kinsmen who have long since shuffled off the mortal coil, Da Selekta has put together a "hevvy hevvy monster" squad of reanimated corpses to do his bidding. Sadly lacking the power to create an army to avenge his shame at the hands of the entire Old World, he managed to scrabble together enough bones to field a small bloodbowl team, even entombing the consciousness of some goblins into a couple of massive statues and a pretty large skeleton that were helpfully lying around.

Where did he find the tomb scorpions and how did he enlist them? Such details are unimportant. All that matters is that the Dead Boyz sort-of exist and sort-of are solvent and sort-of might play some games in CIBBL+
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Player Ma St Ag Pa Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Big Boney Lad
Bone Giant
3 6 1+ - 8+
Break Tackle, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Guard, Stand Firm
   16 0 0 0 5 3 25/31 190k
(150+40)k
  
3
Looks-a-bit-like-Djaf
Ushabti
5 5 1+ - 10+
Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Take Root, Thick Skull
Guard, Break Tackle
   17 0 0 0 5 3 25/31 170k
(130+40)k
  
4
Maybe-seems-like-Phakth
Ushabti
5 5 1+ - 10+
Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Take Root, Thick Skull
Guard, Break Tackle
 -ag 16 0 0 0 4 2 18/31 170k
(130+40)k
  
5
Skuttley One
Tomb Scorpion
3 5 1+ - 9+
Bone-head, Claw, Regeneration, Stab
Mighty Blow, Multiple Block
 -ma, -ag 15 0 0 0 9 1 23/31 160k
(120+40)k
  
6
Stingey One
Tomb Scorpion
4 5 1+ - 9+
Bone-head, Claw, Regeneration, Stab
Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle
   17 0 0 0 9 4 38/51 200k
(120+80)k
  
7
Ex-Chief Zirgon
Morbid
6 2 3+ - 6+
Dodge, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sure Hands
Sure Feet
   5 0 1 0 0 1 8/16 90k
(70+20)k
  
8
Ex-Chief Makkri
Morbid
6 2 3+ - 6+
Dodge, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sure Hands
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
9
Trix the Dead
Dust Goblin
5 2 2+ - 6+
Dodge, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty
 m 16 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 30k
(0)k
  
10
Jinx the Departed
Dust Goblin
5 2 2+ - 6+
Dodge, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
11
Gitz the Terminated
Dust Goblin
5 2 2+ - 6+
Dodge, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty
   15 0 0 0 2 0 4/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
12
Skrusk the Gone
Dust Goblin
5 2 2+ - 6+
Dodge, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty
Sure Feet
   17 0 3 0 0 0 9/16 50k
(30+20)k
  
13
Smax the Immolated
Dust Goblin
5 2 2+ - 6+
Dodge, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty
Sure Feet
   16 0 1 1 1 0 7/16 50k
(30+20)k
  
14
Ruxx the Extinguinshed
Dust Goblin
5 2 2+ - 6+
Dodge, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
15
Maxx the Entombed
Dust Goblin
5 2 2+ - 6+
Dodge, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
13 players (+1 player missing next game)
Coach: datom Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Dust Goblins + Dedicated Fans: 6  
Current Team Value: 1540k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 30k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1570k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:17 (1/5/11) |TD Diff:-18 (8 - 26) |Cas Diff:-3 (26/16/5 - 29/12/9)
Last Opponent: Borderland Nightmares