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[L] Snotling (CIBBL)
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Oo We Iz I iz Woz Wozztusk an I iz da ed coach ov dis lot Wen I can get em to wear anyfin at all we wear Red like da blood of dem hummiez, elfz nd of courz dem orrible dwarves Wen dem lil buggaz aren't breakin it, we play in da Crudbowl. Our lil stadium in Spitepeak. It iz a bit muddy coz our big lad Snotwart iz our groundsman as well az a playa but ee spends most of da time wiv iz finga up iz bum. I found dis bunch breakin stuff n bein daft in dis cave n i fort, i bet dey wud be funni on a pitch, playin dat game wiv da ball. I get um all nutty on dem shroomz they like and send em out. It iz a rite laf! We iz playin in da CabalVision Inter-regional Blood Bowl League, woteva dat means. We iz gonna break some stuff dat iz why i called um SABOTAGE. TROPHY ROOM Season LXXIII: DIBBL Season 21: Wobbly Boot 'Champions' DIBBL Season 22: In a strange award ceremony, the Lamburly Shield was awarded to the Crays through a bizarre succession plan. The Crays were holders of the shield at the start of Season 22. Game One: Morg inspired 1-1 draw with the huge Woodies. Game Two: Scraped a 1-0 victory against some wily Snots. Game Three: 0-2 loss against the Freezy Trees Hardy Sole 'Champions' TEAM RECORDS Trial of Blood: 1/1/0 SWL Huge Axeman Regional LXXIV: 2/3/2 SWL LXXV: Retired from SWL proper. Entered Thunderdome 15: 1/0/2 The Great Collapse: Funding for the Crays team disappeared when a severe case of food poisoning was linked to a crayfish from the region. The team was disbanded. Three people died and several more were hospitalised. Exports of sea food from the area nose dived. This was later discovered to be foul play from members of the Singed Poor Scoundrels, and people began to purchase from the region again allowing a new team to bought. The team had not had a match for a long time. Forrest and John had faded back into a forest, becoming just normal trees again. The Halflings went back to fishing, dreams of playing drifting away. All seemed lost, until an old associate gave Coach Wozzaa a call. He had an opportunity to get the gang together and hit the field once more. This time in the Deserted Isles, against teams much bigger. DIBBL Season 21: 1/1/1 DIBBL Season 21 Wobbly Boot Playoffs: 2/0/0 After a brutal game against some severely under armoured elves, the Crays won their first 'trophy'. The DIBBL Wobbly Boot. DIBBL Season 22: 1/1/5 DIBBL Season 22 Playoffs: 1/0/0 Hardy Sole 'Champions'. Waikikamukau VII: 2/0/2 9th Place STAR PLAYERS  Forest BarkForest is one of the founding members of the Crays. He made a great impression in his first season causing 11 casualties in 7 games. Earned: *** Did you know... The Crayfish of North Cape can grow up to 1 meter in length, this is slightly longer than the average height of the Halfling Hopefuls on the North Cape Crays (91.4cm). *** Did you know... Timothy Credge once ate 24kgs of Seafood at the popular Clifftop Stadium eatery 'The Cray Shack'. This feat is made even more remarkable by the fact that Credge only weighs 19.4kgs. *** Did you know... In Season 74, The North Cape Crays were directly involved in 63 casualties. They caused 23 casualties, and received 40 (the most by any team in the history of SWL). Forest Bark managed to cause 11 casualties. *** Did you know... During a game versus Yaphet Koto, the Crays managed to remove every opposition player from the pitch. All of the Yaphet Koto team were injured except one player, including 7 to badly hurt to play, 1 serious injury and 3 deaths. A further death was prevented by the elves very busy medical staff. |
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Stilty Runnas
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6 | 1 | 3+ | - | 5+ | Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Sprint, Stunty |
0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 20k
(20+0)k |
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Stilty Runnas
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6 | 1 | 3+ | - | 5+ | Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Sprint, Stunty |
8 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3/ | 20k
(20+0)k |
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| 3 |
Fun-hoppas
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6 | 1 | 3+ | - | 5+ | Dodge, Pogo Stick, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty |
8 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3/ | 20k
(20+0)k |
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| 4 |
Fun-hoppas
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6 | 1 | 3+ | - | 5+ | Dodge, Pogo Stick, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty |
0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 20k
(20+0)k |
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Snotling
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5 | 1 | 3+ | - | 5+ | Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Swarming, Titchy |
-st | 7 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3/ | 15k
(15+0)k |
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| 6 |
Snotling
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5 | 1 | 3+ | - | 5+ | Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Swarming, Titchy |
5 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3/ | 15k
(15+0)k |
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| 7 |
Snotling
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5 | 1 | 3+ | - | 5+ | Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Swarming, Titchy |
5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/ | 15k
(15+0)k |
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| 8 |
Snotling
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5 | 1 | 3+ | - | 5+ | Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Swarming, Titchy |
7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 15k
(15+0)k |
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| 9 |
Snotling
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5 | 1 | 3+ | - | 5+ | Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Swarming, Titchy Diving Tackle |
6 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 8/ | 45k
(15+30)k |
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Snotling
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5 | 1 | 3+ | - | 5+ | Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Swarming, Titchy |
8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 15k
(15+0)k |
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Snotling
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5 | 1 | 3+ | - | 5+ | Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Swarming, Titchy |
5 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 5/ | 15k
(15+0)k |
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| 13 |
Pump Wagon
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4 | 5 | 1+ | - | 9+ | Dirty Player, Juggernaut, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Secret Weapon, Stand Firm Break Tackle |
2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 9/ | 135k
(105+30)k |
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Pump Wagon
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4 | 5 | 1+ | - | 9+ | Dirty Player, Juggernaut, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Secret Weapon, Stand Firm Break Tackle, Guard |
8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 1 | 17/ | 165k
(105+60)k |
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| 15 |
Troll
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4 | 5 | 1+ | - | 9+ | Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Projectile Vomit, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate Guard |
8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 7/ | 145k
(115+30)k |
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Troll
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4 | 5 | 1+ | - | 9+ | Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Projectile Vomit, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate Guard, Strong Arm |
8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 18/ | 175k
(115+60)k |
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| 15 players | Underworld Challenge, Bribery and Corruption, Low Cost Linemen | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Games Played: | 8 (5/2/1) | | | TD Diff: | 5 (9 - 4) | | | Cas Diff: | -22 (7/4/8 - 23/11/7) |
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| Last Opponent: Venomous Ophidians | |||||||