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D.K.Bones Natural Engineering
Roster [C] Shambling Undead


Location: D.K.Bones Manufactory
Nickname: D.Ks Daemons
Stadium: D.K.Bones Testing arena
Surface: Cracked Astrogranite

Colors: Rose and Beige
Sponsor: Gravey's Life Insurance
Rivals:

Team Biography:
Biography

D.K.Bones Natural Engineering Team-
The brainchildren of the masterminds and necromancers at D.K.Bones Natural Engineering, these monstrous creations are born on tables in the gloomy manufactory of D.K.Bones Natural Engineering.
Their purpose? Purely to gather the pieces of the best bloodbowl players ever, and amalgamate them to create the best team possible, as once something is broken, you know how to build it back better...

So far we have created:
0 Goliath Constructs
0 Kriger Constructs
0 Skalle Constructs

TROPHY ROOM

Any trophies or awards we win will be kept in this cabinet

TEAM & PLAYER RECORDS
This will eventually keep track of the top 16 players we have ever had, think of it as a "legacy" team.
(players in order to be placed on this list must achieve a minimum of 2 skills or a stat)

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Current Legacy Player Value(ignoring season hikes):

Queued Constructions

Below is a list of Constructs in the making, brewing up to be unleashed at a later date:

Goliath Constructs:
Goliath 03 "Ivan Furious"- Used to be a Chaos Chosen Ogre

Kriger Constructs
Kriger 03 "NoMvpForMe"- Used to be a Lizardmen Saurus
Kriger 04 "NotWorthyOfTheMightyMVP"- Used to be a Lizardmen Saurus

Skalle Constructs:
Skalle 10 "Norah"- Used to be a Chaos Pact Skaven Lineman- BUILT
Skalle 11 "Fluid"- Used to be a Pro Elf Lineman
Skalle 12 "Trey"- Used to be a Nobility Lineman
Skalle 13 "Adelynn"- Used to be a Nobility Lineman
Skalle 14 "Nightbeast"- Used to be a Chaos Chosen Beastman
Skalle 15 "LizardMenSuffers"- Used to be a Lizardmen Skink
Skalle 16 "MvpMagnet"- Used to be a Lizardmen Skink

Scavenged Bones and Cartilage

Ingredients marked in Bold count as 2 for purposes of crafting new creatures, as they are either extremely large or extremely complex. for example elven ankles and kneecaps and elbows are extremely valuable for crafting quicker Constructs, and Ogre collarbones and vertebrae are useful for creating more heavy duty Constructs.

On the contrary, incredients marked in Italics are only worth 1/2 of the cost for Blueprints, as they are extremely small, for example halflings, snotlings and goblins are small and their bones are extremely brittle in comparison to what is desired.

1 Ogre Ankle (-MA Ogre)
1 Noble Blitzer Vertebrae (Niggled Nobility Blitzer)
1 Bodyguard Vertebrae (Niggled Nobility Bodyguard)
1 Khorne Marauder Vertebrae (Niggled Khorne Marauder)
1 Chaos Marauder Vertebrae (Niggled Chaos Pact Marauder Lineman)
2 Nobility Lineman Vertebrae (Niggled Nobility Lineman)
1 Ogre Vertebrae (Niggled Ogre)
1 Ghoul Vertebrae (Niggled Ghoul)
2 Pro Elf Lineman Vertebrae (Niggled Pro Elf Lineman)
1 Ogre Vertebrae (Niggled Ogre)
1 Old World Human Elbow (-PA Old World Human Lineman)
1 Old World Human Vertebrae (Niggled Old World Human Lineman)
1 Dark Elf Lineman Vertebrae (Niggled Dark Elf Lineman)
1 Squirrel Vertebrae (Niggled Akhorne)

Current total parts value:
- 14.5 Vertebrae
- 0 Collarbones
- 0 Skull Fragments
- 0 Kneecaps
- 1 Elbows
- 2 Ankles


Construct Blueprints

Bone fragments can be sourced from lesser Constructs, or made from wood, or in some cases simply left out. More complex Constructs require more fresh or sturdy parts than lesser experiments.

Kriger Constructs require:
7 Vertebrae
1 Ankle
2 Kneecaps
1 Collarbone
1 Elbow
Goliath Constructs require:
7 Vertebrae
3 Skull fragments
2 Collarbones
1 Kneecap
Skalle Constructs require:
3 Vertebrae
1 Skull fragment



Sold(Successful) Constructs
At the end of the season there will be players sold on to the market, or simply put on a showcase in the Mykill Mansion. Either way these players will have been successful in their purpose. This page will keep track of these success stories for prospective buyers.

There will be a roll determined on how to decide whether a player stays or gets sold:
This roll is a d8, and has a -1 to it for every skill a player has. On an unmodified 7 or 8 a player will always stay, and for every permanent injury a +1 will apply to this roll. An unmodified 1 will ALWAYS leave.
A player needs to roll a 5+ to remain on the team.



New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Pa Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Mummy
3 5 5+ - 10+
Mighty Blow, Regeneration
Block, Guard, Stand Firm
  19 0 0 0 17 1 0/28 205k
(125+80)k
 
2
Mummy
3 5 5+ - 10+
Mighty Blow, Regeneration
Block, Guard
  19 0 0 0 13 1 10/24 185k
(125+60)k
 
3
Wight Blitzer
6 3 3+ 5+ 9+
Block, Regeneration
Mighty Blow, Guard, Tackle
  19 1 5 0 5 1 4/28 150k
(90+60)k
 
4
Wight Blitzer
6 3 3+ 5+ 9+
Block, Regeneration
Mighty Blow, Guard, Tackle
n, m 19 0 5 0 8 0 5/28 150k
(0)k
 
5
Skeleton Lineman
5 3 4+ 6+ 8+
Regeneration, Thick Skull
Block, Wrestle
  19 0 0 0 1 3 4/24 70k
(40+30)k
 
6
Skeleton Lineman
5 3 4+ 6+ 8+
Regeneration, Thick Skull
Dirty Player, Wrestle
  19 0 0 0 1 2 0/24 70k
(40+30)k
 
7
Skeleton Lineman
5 3 4+ 6+ 8+
Regeneration, Thick Skull
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 40k
(40+0)k
 
8
Skeleton Lineman
5 3 4+ 6+ 8+
Regeneration, Thick Skull
Dirty Player
  19 0 1 0 0 1 1/20 60k
(40+20)k
 
9
Skeleton Lineman
5 3 4+ 6+ 8+
Regeneration, Thick Skull
Block, Dirty Player
n, m 18 0 1 0 0 2 1/24 70k
(0)k
 
10
Skeleton Lineman
5 3 5+ 6+ 8+
Regeneration, Thick Skull
Block
-ag, n 17 0 0 0 2 1 2/20 60k
(40+20)k
 
11
Skeleton Lineman
5 3 4+ 6+ 8+
Regeneration, Thick Skull
Block, Strip Ball, Frenzy
n 17 0 1 0 3 2 1/28 80k
(40+40)k
 
12
Skeleton Lineman
5 3 4+ 6+ 8+
Regeneration, Thick Skull
Dirty Player
  19 0 0 0 0 1 1/20 50k
(40+10)k
 
13
Skeleton Lineman
5 3 4+ 6+ 8+
Regeneration, Thick Skull
Block, Wrestle, Shadowing
  19 0 1 0 1 4 5/28 80k
(40+40)k
 
11 players (+2 players missing next game) Sylvanian Spotlight, Masters of Undeath
Coach: XpherAndTheAxes Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Shambling Undead Dedicated Fans: 3  
Current Team Value: 1260k (±420) Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 140k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1480k Apothecary: No  
Games this Season: 19 / 15 Current Re-draft Budget: 1350k

Games Played:19 (5/5/9) |TD Diff:-11 (17 - 28) |Cas Diff:31 (24/28/6 - 13/13/1)
Last Opponent: Self Cas