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Legendary Slime
Roster [X2] Goblin Cheaters

Mama always said it ain't about winning or losing, it's how well you cheat.

After having unbelievably bad luck for their first 4 games, the 'Slime' were absolutely ecstatic when they were able to manage a draw for the first time, already word was spreading in their hometown of Nyjah of a famous Nyjahian blood bowl team with levels of flair, determination and courage that is unheard of amongst Nyjahian beings.

For their 5th game the Slime were tremendously lucky to have 11 players show up for the game, the first time it'd ever happened since the team's debut in fact, unfortunately during that clash 2 players ended up deceased and another with a smashed hip - ensuring the glory of 11 players showing up was rather short-lived.

Incredibly by the 8th match the Slime had already recovered, with 11 players showing up on the day, unfortunately the crowd were so unable to control their emotions they invaded the pitch before the 1st turn and left the Slime with only 8 players left for the day.. nonetheless the Slime fought hard to achieve an outstanding draw.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Lep Damick
Looney
6 2 3 7
Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon
   11 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 55k
(110)k
  
2
Lee Sording
Bomber
6 2 3 7
Bombardier, Dodge, Secret Weapon, Stunty
   7 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(110)k
  
4
wasar
Looney
6 2 3 7
Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon
Block
   30 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 85k
(135)k
  
5
Hoffman 'the Coward'
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle, Side Step
   19 0 3 0 0 4 29/31 100k
(135)k
  
6
Fang Vladimek
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
   10 0 2 0 0 0 6/16 70k
(110)k
  
7
Obtuse Weedy
Pogo Stick
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Leap, Right Stuff, Sprint, Very Long Legs
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 75k
(135)k
  
8
Noh Mendut
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
   9 0 2 0 0 1 11/16 70k
(110)k
  
9
system
Bomber
6 2 3 7
Bombardier, Dodge, Secret Weapon, Stunty
Pass, Accurate
   30 7 0 0 0 4 27/31 120k
(153)k
  
10
Fix Batten
Kicker
6 2 3 7
Dirty Player, Dodge, Kick, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 65k
(150)k
  
11
buskopanz ii
Kicker
5 2 3 7
Dirty Player, Dodge, Kick, Right Stuff, Stunty
Sure Feet, Diving Tackle, Sprint
 -ma 28 2 1 0 1 5 32/51 155k
(220)k
  
12
bryant
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle, Side Step
 m 27 0 2 0 5 1 21/31 100k
(0)k
  
13
Twelve Weedy
Goblin
7 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+MA, Side Step
   20 0 3 0 2 1 18/31 100k
(148)k
  
14
Rek Noman
Pogo Stick
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Leap, Right Stuff, Sprint, Very Long Legs
   20 2 0 0 1 0 4/6 75k
(135)k
  
15
Hoog Monica
Goblin
5 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
 -ma 20 0 1 0 2 1 12/16 70k
(100)k
  
16
Konway Vladimek
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(75)k
  
14 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: paradocks Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Goblin Cheaters Fan Factor: 12  
Current Team Value: 0k / 1580k Assistant Coaches: 2  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 2  
Team Value: 1590k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:31 (12/6/13) |TD Diff:-13 (31 - 44) |Cas Diff:-67 (19/16/3 - 55/31/19)
Last Opponent: Smorgasbord of Death