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[OL16] Too Drunk To Block
P [L] Orc

Too Drunk, the infamous drinkers and brawlers of the amateur leagues have finally gone pro joining the prestigious FUMBBL league.

'The Drunk' are much better known for their outrageous pre and post game parties than for their actual play on a blood bowl field.
They are rarely able to play more than once in a week with pre game parties lasting at least two days and post game parties another three, and even longer if they actually win.

With all this drinking they have little or no time to train, which may partly explain their poor match record. There is also the fact that many of the team are often 'unwell' following the previous nights pre-game party if not still completely drunk where the pre-game party lasted right up until kick off.

Unusually for an orc team Drunk's strength comes from their three immense, female blockers Margarita, Neuf Du Pape and Bloody Mary.
Margarita leads the team as captain and along with Diamond White the 'Ladies' are easily able to out drink most of the males on the team as well as able to put their fair share of opponents in the hospital. Don't upset this lot on a night out!

Favourite Opponents: Halflings. They always put on a great spread and the Drunk just love beating the little guys up.

Fouling: Not great foulers but hey, if a big guy is just laying there...


The Drunk Anthem
(To the tune of Lord of the Dance)

Sing, sing where ever you may be,
We are the drunk and disorderly,
Oh we don’t give a ****
And we don’t give a ****
‘Cause we’re goin 'ome with the Open [L]eague Cup!
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Black Label
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Guard
   5 0 0 0 2 3 19/31 120k
(80+40)k
  
2
Neuf Du Pape
Black Orc Blocker
4 6 2 9
+ST, Block, Mighty Blow, +ST, Break Tackle, Tackle
 m 118 1 1 0 72 8 Legend
188
 260k
(0)k
  
3
Grey Goose
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(80+0)k
  
4
Bordeaux
Blitzer
6 3 3 8
Block
Mighty Blow, Piling On, Guard, Tackle, Dodge
 -av 72 0 9 0 30 5 112/176 190k
(80+110)k
  
6
Sandeman
Thrower
5 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
   1 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
7
Elephant
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Tackle, Guard
   21 0 3 0 2 3 28/31 120k
(80+40)k
  
8
Carlsberg
Lineman
5 4 3 9
Block, +ST, Tackle
   90 2 3 0 11 3 48/51 140k
(50+90)k
  
9
Cobra
Lineman
5 3 3 9   7 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
10
Martell
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block
   13 0 0 0 1 2 12/16 100k
(80+20)k
  
11
Fosters
Lineman
5 3 3 9   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
12
Wee Dram
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   8 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
14
1738
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block
   15 0 1 0 1 1 10/16 100k
(80+20)k
  
16
Stroh 80
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Guard
   18 0 0 0 1 2 12/16 130k
(110+20)k
  
12 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: koadah Re-Rolls (120k): 5  
Race: Orc Fan Factor: 4  
Current Team Value: 1580k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 170k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1840k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:121 (40/22/59) |TD Diff:-31 (109 - 140) |Cas Diff:50 (141/102/36 - 116/73/40)
Last Opponent: [OL16] Assassinating Adventure