TEAM BIO

We are on a mighty quest to find the Grail. That's a Blood Bowl trophy, right?
Freshly knighted and looking for adventure, the Bretonnia Grail Knights take to the pitch. While searchinng for the Grail proves to be a difficult, yet noble, quest, the Knights need a time to relax while at the same time keeping their battle skills sharp. What better place than the Blood Bowl pitch?

The Knights took the fight right to evil in their first three games. They faced two Chaos teams and a Goblin team to stellar results. In their fourth game, the Grail Knights ventured into the forested realm of Athel Loren. The New Hope Warriors claimed to have the Grail and the Knights wanted it. By the end of the the rumors of the grail were proven false, but the Knights were victorious.

In their fifth game, the Knights had to relinquish the field of battle to goblins, a disheartening turn of events to say the least. took a serious injury, but chooses to press on for a few more games once he returns. Their leader was a vile, fouling little git and they will burn for their evilness.

While licking their wounds the Knights encountered an odd bunch of gentlemen who dressed like rats. People, who would speak ill of them, say that this team was Skaven, but I cannot accept such evil could be so grand. It was another loss for the Knights with not much money to be made from the match, but the team came out with a better knowledge of the game.

Refreshed and ready once again for battle, the Knights took to the field against a mighty retinue of Chaos Knights. The favor of the Lady of the Lake was the Knights though (as well it should be) and they stood victorious once again.

It was a day for revelry and a day for mourning as the Knights took the field versus a troup of Amazons. Their lithe, yet firm, bodies nearly led the men to distraction and defeat, but they remembered the only woman they truly love is the fair Lady of the Lake. A nobel victory indeed, yet poor, young Squire Jacques paid the ultimate sacrifice. Ye shall be missed young squire.

In the Knights' third defeat they, once again, yielded the field to a superior opponent. The Lady should have bestowed some knightly favors upon the Bretonnians, and she did, but the Knights failed to recoginize there value and Sir Lucien's previous injury was nagging him. The Knights tried to face the peril, but it was much, much too perilous.

Proving themselves worthy of the Lady's favor once again was the quest of the day, but it turns out they never lost it. Taking the fight to some Wood Elves and beyond, the Knight shone victorious with their most stellar performance to date, and there was much rejoycing.

Our kingdom for a passer! Even though Sir Valentin served us bravely late in the game, his rest with our beautiful nurses was nigh perlous for us after he was knocked out by a far reaching War Dancer. The other boys have seemingly forgotten their ranged weapons training had difficulty with the ball. In the end the Knight showed themselves to be steadfast and true, thus earning a well fought draw.

With great trials come great rewards. Due to lack of awareness by their mighty head coach, errors and injuries plagued the Knights today. The hand of Fate (so called "computer/java problems" by my opponent) allowed the Knight's Wood Elf opponents to score a casualty against one of our noble squires (after 3 tries). Thankfully out of this this close close match (only lost on a Turn 16 TD) Page Marlon ascended to the ranks of Star Player, and, from the fields of Bretonnian battles, Sir Trumble joined the team. Hoo-zah!

It is a dark time for the Grail Knights as they once more went into the breach against the forces of evil and darkness most foul. It appears as if the Knights need a trip to the armorer to repair their gear for penetrated early and often it was. They ceded the field of battle to fight another day.

The Knights be praised and honored after this days battle. The valiant Knights fought bravely against their Orc foes. The Orcs, a fouling bunch of gits to be sure, had the favor of the Ref early on when they sent off Page Marion with injury. The had the favor of the Ref for the entire second half after roughing him up during the halftime festivities. Yet the Knights had the favor of the Lady. The Knights rid the world of two Orc Blitzers and one vile Goblin; and Squire Mattieu scored thrice for a glorious victory.

The Knights battled once more against the Wood Elves and vanquished them readily. Dueling against more vile than any other, they held firm. With the help of the Lady (and a rock from the fans taking down the Woodies' Treeman), the Knights crippled one Elf and voided the woodlands of two more. Excelsior!

Finding Elves to be worthy (and soft) opponents, the Knights quested this day versus the vile Dark Elves. Whilst the clash ended in a draw, the Knights injured the forces of evil readily.

Once more the mighty Knights fought the suishy, vile Evil, Dark Elves. Alas, they lost the war, but they won many battles. The powerful Sir Trumble put down the Dark Elf Thrower, twice in the game and gained vital knowledge for questing, whilst Squire Albert had his armor pentrated and damaged. The stinging burn at the end of the fray was that the coffers were bare for the Knights.

What further tales await the Knights for bards to honor in verse and song? Who knows? Will your team become part of Knights legend?