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Hair Club for 'flings
P [R] Halfling

"Hehehe." The girls tried to hold back their giggles behind covered mouths as not to draw attention to themselves, but it was to no avail. Sy noticed and would have hung his head in shame - only then he would have had to stare at the cause of their unwanted attention. "All smooth and shiny," his tormentors whispered to one another..."like a human's!" The pair erupted in laughter.

It was at that moment that Sy decided to dedicate his life to finding a treatment for the cause of his woes: 'fling pattern foot baldness. Since that time, the company 'Hair Club for 'flings' - made famous by founder Sy Sperfling's trademark phrase, "I'm not just the Master Chef, I'm also a client" - has helped thousands of 'flings get their foothair back with its Waffle-Matrix Strand by Strand technology.

Participant in the Great Halfling Battle.

Member of the winning team: WAFFLE.
Scoring thread.
We live and die for waffles!

Participant in the XFL I Halfling.

Champions in a brutal match over Cherry Pie Packers.
Discussion Thread.
Kwek called me names for not buying the ingredients...

XFL II Halfling finalist.

Congrats to Cloggy!
Pindo Sloppymuncher gave his all for his team to try and win it but the apothecary let him down - You'll be missed little buddy.
Note to self: When playing other 'flings, don't foul the trees! Idiot.

Participant in the Great Halfling Battle II.

Member of Team WAFFLE.
Scoring thread.
For the love of waffles!

XFL IV Halfling semi-finalist.
XFL V Halfling semi-finalist.
XFL VIII Halflings semi-final.

Participant in the Masterchef's Challenge.

Discussion thread.

A proud member of Gary's TTM addicted Fanclub.
Please Note: This team will buy ingredients after agreeing to a match if I have the cash.
Also: The dirty player is for fouling.

'flings killed in action (the action is generally a TTM): 55
flings retired: 31
treemen retired: 4 (two aged niggles)

Currently in 14th place among active ranked 'fling teams for games played and 11th place for wins.

"What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog."
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

A 46/30/37 LRB record.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber!
  3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 120k
(120+0)k
 
2
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber!
Break Tackle, Multiple Block, Juggernaut
  37 0 0 0 12 3 39/51 180k
(120+60)k
 
3
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  6 0 1 0 1 0 5/6 30k
(30+0)k
 
4
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 4 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+AG
  12 0 1 0 0 1 8/16 70k
(30+40)k
 
5
Halfling Hopeful
6 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+MA, Sure Feet, Catch, Sprint
  41 2 12 0 4 2 56/76 120k
(30+90)k
 
6
Halfling Hopeful
6 3 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+ST, Side Step, +MA
  34 2 4 0 8 3 45/51 130k
(30+100)k
 
7
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
  14 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 50k
(30+20)k
 
8
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  6 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 30k
(30+0)k
 
9
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
 
10
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 2 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
-ag 4 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
 
11
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step, Diving Tackle
  25 1 4 0 4 1 26/31 70k
(30+40)k
 
12
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
n 9 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
 
13
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
n, n, m 24 0 0 0 2 0 4/6 30k
(0)k
 
14
Halfling Hopeful
4 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Kick, Diving Tackle, Hail Mary Pass, Side Step
-ma 115 2 6 2 4 6 62/76 130k
(30+100)k
 
15
Halfling Hopeful
4 3 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+ST
-ma 12 0 0 0 1 2 12/16 80k
(30+50)k
 
16
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 2 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
-ag, m 3 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 30k
(0)k
 
14 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: pizzamogul Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Halfling Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 1410k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 195k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1470k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:117 (48/30/39) |TD Diff:15 (160 - 145) |Cas Diff:-214 (112/68/24 - 242/107/69)
Last Opponent: Kitchen mirror