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Roster [R] Human

DO NOT CHALLENGE IF YOU HAVE DP! Do not challenge if your team's cas average is over 2,2! I have got 130k winnings in previous 44 games. I have 1/3 chance of getting Virus. So 1/3 chance I have 1-3 players for the game. So I can't risk of playing dp teams. Do not whine if I get Virus and you get an easy&boring 6-0 win. You knew the 1/3 possibility.

The basic rule of thumb to all: never challenge a team before checking it! Do not waste my time and your time for challenges that aren't answered. Do not whine when I don't say even "no thanks".

These coaches did challenge: Nyberg, maryjuano (with 4 teams, all with dp/cas avg over 2,2), soultoken, Kyyperse, lucauwf, pigstar-69, Fejd, Zakariel, Yuzi, samuelson, Manbush, Emphasy

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Fumbbl record for ZERO winnings in 9 consecutive games!!! 0,1% chance with those TR and gates to achieve that.

THE DIRTY PLAYERS ARE FOR PROTECTION ONLY. I rarely commit the first foul.

Winner of Fumbbl Smack Elite XXIII.

33rd strongest human team in game 21 with Zug&Wizard.

*****
Has got 17 handicaps, has given 334 handicaps.

Has made *6083 blocks and 1157 fouls.

*****
Has got 82 injuries/agings (58 niggles, 9 -ma, 10 -ag, 6 -av).

In won games average TS (adjusted with handicaps = 5 TS points) 79/26=3,2 points lower than opponent's. In lost games average TS 1031/88=12 points lower. In draw games 42/16=2,6 points lower.

In all games average TS 1162/131=9,1 points lower.

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14-6-21 when higher TS.
1-1-2 when equal TS.
18-18-69 when lower TS.

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February 7-3-8
May 14-9-51
June 6-11-26
July 6-2-7

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Against over .500 winning percent teams: 21-15-88
Against under .500 winning percent teams: 12-10-4

21 game losing streak (ff 5 at one point!) ended against woodelves Arbetarbroder, <A HREF="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=1214421">3-0 victory</A>!!! Before that only 16 losses against av7 or lower teams! Luck in that match 62-37!

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Previous 85 games 22-18-45 (with Richard Cage 8-8-13; without Richard Cage 5-3-19, with better luck 20-11-17, with not better luck 2-7-28, 7-2-9 when not giving handicaps, 15-16-36 when giving handicaps):

3-0 woodelves +15-1HC=+10
1-1 nurgle +33-2HC=+23
2-1 undead +18-3HC=+3
1-2 orc +14-2HC=+4
1-1 human +13-3HC=-2
0-0 chaos -3-3HC=-18
3-2 dark elf 0-2HC=-10 (was 1-2 with 4 turns to go and my ogre with the ball 8 squares from endzone but opponent conceded)
2-1 lizardmen +1
0-3 necromantic +3-4HC=-17
2-3 amazon -7-2HC=-17
3-2 woodelves +1-3HC=-14
2-3 vampires -4
2-1 skaven -19
1-0 ogre +13
1-1 dwarf -3HC=-15
1-1 orcs -7
1-3 necromantic -2-3HC=-17
1-2 undead -2-3HC=-17
0-4 human +19-3HC=+4
1-4 skaven -15-2HC=-25
2-0 chaos -6-2HC=-16
1-3 chaos -26-2HC=-36
1-2 woodelves -9-4HC=-29
0-5 norse +4-4HC=-16
0-4 dwarf +4-3HC=-11
1-0 dwarf +20-4HC=0
1-0 woodelves -1-2HC=-11
0-3 dwarf -1-2HC=-11
2-2 woodelves +1
0-4 norse +7-4HC=-13
2-2 human -3-2HC=-13
1-1 chaos -7-3HC=-22
0-3 highelves -5-3HC=-20
0-3 chaos +11-3HC=-4
0-4 woodelves -12-2HC=-22
0-3 orcs +7-3HC=-8
2-2 darkelves -19-2HC=-29
1-0 undead +4-4HC=-16
0-1 orcs +8-4HC=-12
3-5 woodelves +10-5HC=-15
2-1 dwarfes +1-4HC=-19
1-0 orcs -25
0-3 orcs +20-5HC=-5
1-2 orcs -34-2HC=-44
1-1 orcs +10-4HC=-10
0-2 amazon -30-3HC=-45
0-3 skaven -35
1-3 skaven -33-4HC=-53
2-3 skaven -38
1-1 human +3-3HC=-12
0-3 amazon -7-4HC=-27
0-1 darkelves -39-3HC=-54
0-4 human -29
0-5 amazon +21-4HC=+1
0-3 norse -32-1HC=-37
0-4 necromantic +9-5HC=-16
1-1 chaos +5-1HC=0
0-4 norse -18-2HC=-28
2-1 dwarf -25-1HC=-30
2-2 chaos dwarf +1-2HC=-9
2-1 necromantic -10-1HC=-15
0-4 necromantic -19-3HC=-34
0-1 human +16-2HC=+6
0-2 lizardmen +21-3HC=+6
1-2 orcs +18-2HC=+8
1-0 necromantic +15-2HC=+5

*****
15 dead blitzers, 491 games, 569 spp.
22 dead linemen, 684 games, 430 spp.
7 dead throwers, 204 games, 233 spp.
6 dead catchers, 305 games, 489 spp.
2 dead ogre, 138 games, 236 spp.
52 dead players, 1822 games, 2057 spp.

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4 retired blitzers, 59 games, 49 spp.
10 retired linemen, 275 games, 154 spp.
2 retired throwers, 34 games, 12 spp.
6 retired catchers, 69 games, 67 spp.
22 retired players, 437 games, 282 spp.


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70 times at least 5 cas!
5 cas: 30 times
6 cas: 15 times
7 cas: 14 times
8 cas: 6 times
9 cas: 4 times
10 cas: 1 time

Best former players:
Blitzer <A HREF="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2738139">Richard Cage</A> - 115 games, 75 cas, 215 spp.
Catcher <A HREF="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3212254">Ben Connery</A> - 100 games, 39 td, 175 spp.
Catcher <A HREF="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=3020622">Sam Caviezel</A> - 86 games, 33 td, 167 spp.
Ogre <A HREF="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3056469">Klaus</A> - 94 games, 55 cas, 140 spp.
Blitzer <A HREF="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=3152472">Vin Baldwin</A> - 103 games, 22 cas, 102 spp.
Ogre <A HREF="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=2739034">Kinski</A> - 44 games, 38 cas, 96 spp.
Blitzer <A HREF="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=3053969">Steven Lambert</A> - 49 games, 27 cas, 84 spp.
Lineman <A HREF="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=2738239">Marcello Mifune</A> - 126 games, 203 fouls, 82 spp.
Blitzer <A HREF="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3127839">Billy Bob Damon</A> - 40 games, 35 cas, 81 spp.
Catcher <A HREF="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=2744748">Mickey Keitel</A> - 62 games, 13 td, 74 spp.
Lineman <A HREF="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=3076838">Robert Stewart</A> - 66 games, 71 fouls, 68 spp. Retired after 3 niggles and -av.
Thrower <A HREF="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=3074162">Robert Newman</A> - 40 games, 34 cp, 67 spp.
Thrower <A HREF="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=2738233">Sean Oldman</A> - 45 games, 50 cp, 66 spp.
Blitzer <A HREF="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3215561">Robert Rains</A> - 56 games, 20 cas, 65 spp.
Lineman <A HREF="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=3078130">James Marvin</A> - 108 games, 98 fouls, 55 spp. Retired after 3 niggles and 2 -av.
Lineman <A HREF="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2738245">Joaquin Crowe</A> - 113 games, 186 fouls, 51 spp.
Blitzer <A HREF="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=2738254">Klaus Herzog</A> - 33 games, 50 spp.
Lineman <A HREF="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=2738247">Edward Spacey</A> - 63 games, 47 spp.
Lineman <A HREF="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=3072809">Sean Clunes</A> - 39 games, 41 spp.
Lineman <A HREF="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3457378">Guy Nicholson</A> - 63 games, 62 fouls, 38 spp.
Lineman <A HREF="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=3207235">Sean Kingsley</A> - 36 games, 37 spp.
Lineman <A HREF="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3456652">Harrison Hamill</A> - 66 games, 61 fouls, 36 spp.
Catcher <A HREF="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3148081">Tom Walker</A> - 24 games, 8 td, 34 spp.
Lineman <A HREF="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3159701">Timothy Wayne</A> - 48 games, 70 fouls, 33 spp.
Thrower <A HREF="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3466430">Jack Pearce</A> - 42 games, 65 fouls, 33 spp.
Thrower <A HREF="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=3049863">Samuel Freeman</A> - 27 games, 16 cp, 32 spp.
Thrower <A HREF="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3151989">Adam Diesel</A> - 37 games, 16 cp, 32 spp.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Paul Cruise
Blitzer
8 4 3 6
Block
Guard, +MA, Mighty Blow, +ST, Tackle, Juggernaut, Shadowing
 n, n, n, n, -av, n, -av 154 1 8 0 51 12 Legend
187
 270k
(90+180)k
  
2
Michael Hamill
Blitzer
9 3 3 7
Block
+MA, Dodge, Guard, Mighty Blow, +MA
 n, -av 46 5 6 0 9 7 76/176 220k
(90+130)k
  
3
Josh Bardem
Thrower
6 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
 n 6 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
4
James Zane
Blitzer
6 3 3 8
Block
Guard, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Juggernaut, Pro, Multiple Block, Pass Block
 n, n, -ma, n, n 161 1 7 0 76 8 Legend
214
 230k
(90+140)k
  
5
Jean-Marc Gazzara
Lineman
6 3 3 8   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
6
Robert Hideousrock
Lineman
6 3 3 8   2 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
9
Danny Banderas
Lineman
5 3 1 7
Guard, Block, Tackle, Pass Block, Dirty Player, Kick
 -ag, -ag, -ma, -av 85 3 2 1 5 24 Legend
141
 180k
(50+130)k
  
10
Kurt Sandler
Lineman
5 4 4 8
+ST, Block, Tackle, Pro, Dodge, Strip Ball, +AG
 -ma, n 192 8 26 2 54 26 Legend
328
 250k
(50+200)k
  
12
Billy Woods
Thrower
6 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Accurate, Block, +MA, Strong Arm, Safe Throw, Nerves Of Steel, Dump-Off
 -ma, n 161 103 10 1 10 19 Legend
250
 230k
(70+160)k
  
13
Cherry
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Guard, Juggernaut, Multiple Block, Break Tackle, Block
 n 128 0 1 1 40 11 140/176 250k
(140+110)k
  
10 players  
Coach: zerkalo Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Human Fan Factor: 5  
Current Team Value: 2050k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 10k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 2050k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:283 (49/35/199) |TD Diff:-509 (231 - 740) |Cas Diff:334 (484/324/157 - 318/208/105)
Last Opponent: Team TickleMonster