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Karaz-a-Karak United
Retired [X2] Dwarf

KaKU have been playing on small circuits inside the Karaz-a-Karak for some years. After winning the local clan tournaments for several straight years, they have finally gotten a shot at a bigger league. They hope to dominate on the new scene as well, and look forward to the challenges they will surely face with the standard dwarvish pessimism. Unlike many of the teams in this league, they have no set home stadium, instead playing in each local clans homefield to keep up interest and increase income.

(Non-fluff info. I choose my teams name due to a total lack of knowledge regarding European soccer teams. I'm sadly American, and most of what i see is international. I only choose United because it sounds good, and my players names are drawn from Aberdeen, due to my family originating there about 3 generations back now. If I'd thought ahead, i would have chosen players from SEVERAL Scottish teams, and claimed i was thinking the Scottish clans thing BEFORE I'd named everyone and did my fluff. This also explains why I have no named stadium, at that point I was thinking of Scottish clans/dwarvish clans, and how my players should have been drawn from several, oh well, when ya'll start killing them I'll fix it :D.)

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--> <td width="84%"> <a href='http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=1592225'> KaK U 0-1 Pisa All Star </a> Sent to Conference North<!--
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--> Record:4-1-2 Promoted to Championship
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--> <td width="84%"> Record: 2-2-3
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Cup: First Round Loss
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--> <td bgColor="#000000"><font color="#ffffff">Top Scorer:</font></td><!--
--> <td>Christopher Maguire 3 TD</td><!--
--> <td>Christopher Maguire 7 TD</td><!--
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--> <td >Gary Dempsey 6 CAS</td><!--
--> <td >Gary Dempsey 11 CAS</td><!--
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--> <td >Christopher Maguire 5 Comp</td><!--
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--> <td >Gary Dempsey 17 SPP</td><!--
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--> <td >Sone Aluko 6 fouls</td><!--
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<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=yearbook&team_id=336377#>Yearbook</a>

Team Staff:

Head Coach
Daniel Crayk

Assistant Coaches
John Stewart
Jonathan Kurrant
Jeffery De Visscher

Captain
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3982283">Christopher Maguire</a>

Alternates
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3982285">Michael Hart</a>
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3982282">Scott Severin</a>

BOOK OF GRUDGES:
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=336494">Sylvania Villa</a>
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=336283">Real Sociedead</a> <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=1811900">Record Stricken</a>
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=2060189">Real Sociedead</a>
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=2094102">InterRatzionale/Record Stricken</a>
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2245881">Celtic BBC</a>

Grudgebearer
The team will appoint a Grudgebearer each season. This player is tasked with carrying the Book of Grudges to each fixture, and recording any additions or repayed grudges. On the pitch, he will show no mercy against these foes, attempting to see the debt repayed in blood.

Season 2: <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3982288">Chris Clark</a>

Season 3: <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=4872940">Sone Aluko</a>

Season 4: <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=4872940">Sone Aluko</a>


Season One
Despite a rocky beginning in league play, with a loss to the future North Division champion <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=1611921">Sylvania Villa</a>, KaK U never looked back, winning or drawing the 3 fixtures that weren't canceled due to league shake ups. Most important for the team was the hotly anticipated season closer versus <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=1675665">Tottenheim Hotspur FC</a>, with a chance for promotion on the line for both teams. KaK U pulled away with a victory against the favored elves, giving themselves a chance to play in Championship next season.

Season Two
KaK U got a great early start, winning their first game, <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=1802726"> 1-0 vs Atletic Chaos of Bilbao</a>. It was the closest to glory the team would ever come though. A saddening loss to rival <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=1811900">Real Sociedead</a> was one of the prime stories of the season, as the Book of Grudges had one name removed. A late foul by Grudgebearer Chris Clark saw star mummy <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3980888">Aesir Riesga</a> seriously injured. Some internal issues saw the team miss a game late, and poor coaching saw a first round exit in the Cup. Staff are hoping a few changes may improve their chances in season 3, and a youthful squad hopes to upseet some predictions by retaining a spot in the Premier at the end of season 3.

Season Three
The Karak never got off the ground in the third season. Things seemed to be going well early, when they pulled a <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=1953156">1-1 draw with newcomers Celtic BBC</a>. But several beatings put the team in a bad spot. The injuries flowed, and only amazing luck allowed them a second draw, against old rivals <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=2024217">Sylvania Villa</a>. The cup was worse still, seeing Championship division winners <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=2094102">Interratzionale</a> in the first round. Just moments before the game started, the referee assigned to the matchup was found beaten and bloody, and both teams took advantage. The carnage was huge, but the losses for United were larger still, and the team limped away, doomed for the season. The match with <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=2106511">Charlatan</a> was a joke, and the dwarves were less than sportsmanlike throughout. The elves however, were elves, running circles, and ignoring the pouty fellows. Season 4 awaits, with a relegation on their record, and determination to survive.


Quick Facts:

The team suffered only 2 losses prior to the end of Season 1, both to undead teams (<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=1592225">Pisa All Star</a>, season one qualifier, and <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=1611921">Sylvania Villa</a>, Conference North, season 1)

Team captian <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3982283">Christopher Maguire</a> ended season one just 3 touchdowns from the top 5 in the league!

Entering season 3, only 4 players have played in every game, however, 8 of the original 11 still play! At the end of the teams short cup run however, only <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3982283">Christopher Maguire</a> will have played in every game.

At the end of Season 4, <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=pastplayers&team_id=336377">9 dwarves</a> have given their lives to KaK-U, the best being <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=3982289">Richard Foster</a> with 5 casualties and 3 man of the match selections in 15 games. The longest tenured player who died was <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=3982287">Andrew Considine</a>, who played 20 games before meeting his end.

Biggest Win: <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=1675665">KaK-U 2-0 Tottenheim Hotspurs</a> Season 1, Game 4

Worst Defeat: <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=1611921">KaK-U 0-3 Sylvania Villa</a> Season 1, Game 1
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=2106511">KaK-U 0-3 Charlatan Athletic</a> Season 3, League Cup Game 1

Best Gate: 107,000 Season 4, game 7, <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=2246759"> Houston Rats 2-1 KaK U</a>
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Blitzer
3 3 4 9
Block, Thick Skull
+AG, Stand Firm, Guard
-ma, -ma 31 3 6 0 3 1 32/ 170k
(145)k
 
2
Runner
6 3 3 8
Sure Hands, Thick Skull
Block, Pass Block, Pass
  33 9 7 1 0 3 47/ 140k
(140)k
 
3
Runner
6 3 3 8
Sure Hands, Thick Skull
  2 1 0 0 0 0 1/ 80k
(80)k
 
4
Longbeard
4 3 1 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow, Dirty Player
-ag 31 0 1 0 7 3 32/ 130k
(160)k
 
5
Troll Slayer
4 3 3 8
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow, +AG, Piling On
-ma 21 0 5 0 5 2 35/ 170k
(175)k
 
6
Blitzer
5 3 4 9
Block, Thick Skull
+AG
  5 1 0 0 2 1 10/ 120k
(123)k
 
7
Troll Slayer
5 3 2 8
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow
  4 0 1 0 0 1 8/ 110k
(125)k
 
8
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Dirty Player, Guard
  18 0 0 0 3 2 16/ 110k
(150)k
 
9
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow, Strip Ball, Side Step
n 32 0 1 0 14 4 51/ 160k
(148)k
 
10
Longbeard
5 3 1 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
+MA
n, -ag 31 1 0 0 4 1 14/ 100k
(79)k
 
11
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow
n 31 0 0 0 4 3 23/ 110k
(113)k
 
16
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
  15 0 0 0 2 1 9/ 90k
(115)k
 
12 players  
Coach: DragonsMaw Re-Rolls (80k): 4  
Race: Dwarf Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 3  
Treasury: 150k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1820k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:33 (7/6/20) |TD Diff:-23 (24 - 47) |Cas Diff:9 (44/26/14 - 31/29/15)
Last Opponent: Lifrig-Pool Luchadors