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Amish Paradise
Retired [B] Human

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize shes very plain
But thats just perfect for an amish like me
You know I shun fancy things like electricity
At 4:30 in the morning Im milkin cows
Jebediah feeds the chickens and jacob plows... fool
And Ive been milkin and plowin so long that
Even ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone
Im a man of the land, Im into discipline
Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine
Then tonight were gonna party like its 1699
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Ishmael Boorg
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 140k
(140+0)k
  
2
Jebediah
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Guard
   2 1 0 0 0 1 6/ 110k
(90+20)k
  
3
Jacob
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 90k
(90+0)k
  
4
Ezekiel
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
   2 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 90k
(90+0)k
  
5
Amos
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 90k
(90+0)k
  
6
Abner
Thrower
6 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
7
Samual
Lineman
6 3 3 8   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
8
Elum
Lineman
6 3 3 8   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
9
Isaac
Lineman
6 3 3 8   2 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
10
Gideon
Lineman
6 3 3 8   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
11
Caleb
Lineman
6 3 3 8   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
12
Kain
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60+0)k
  
12 players  
Coach: Gritter Re-Rolls (100k): 2  
Race: Human Fan Factor: 5  
Current Team Value: 1100k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1100k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:2 (0/1/1) |TD Diff:-2 (1 - 3) |Cas Diff:-5 (0/0/0 - 4/0/1)
Last Opponent: Les Boiteux