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All Poor Souls
P [L] Human

A team comprised entirely of down-on-their-luck... or well, downer on their luck than usual, members of the Ankh-Morpork Guild of Beggars and Solicitors.

While working the crowd over at a recent Bloodbowl game, Shoeshine Billy got the bright idea to organize (or at least mob together) a dozen or so fellow guild-mates into a reasonable group and take to the pitch; reasoning that your average beggar spent most of his day in some combination of running towards or away-from, and that this seemed to be the majority of the game.

He has since realized that hitting people is also a part of it, but this hasn't dampened his enthusiasm. I mean, it can't be any worse than begging in the Shades, right?

This team is, frankly, so dirt poor it can't afford things like Golems (ogres), bribing Wizards (wizards), or even decent Watch protection (Captain Carrot) - luckily, Hacking Jim knows a thing or two about what to and what to not amputate. Most of the time.

MONETA SUPERVACANEA, MAGISTER?
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Shoeshine Billy
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 90k
(90+0)k
  
2
Burt 'Bubonic' Bentley
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Guard
   3 0 0 0 4 0 8/16 110k
(90+20)k
  
3
Timmy the Snatcher
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
Block
   3 1 2 0 1 0 9/16 80k
(60+20)k
  
4
Tommy the Snitcher
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
Block
   3 0 2 0 0 0 6/16 80k
(60+20)k
  
5
Hacking Jim
Lineman
6 3 3 8   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
6
Silly Simon
Thrower
6 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
7
Jackson the Bleeder
Lineman
6 3 3 8 m 3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(0)k
  
8
Henry 'Gravel' Graevelle
Lineman
6 3 3 8   3 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
9
Pop 'Missing' Limb
Lineman
6 3 3 8   2 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
10
Little Smits
Lineman
6 3 3 8   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
11
Medium Smits
Lineman
6 3 3 8   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
12
Louis 'Spare Change' Dolores
Lineman
6 3 3 8   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
13
Grandpa Smits
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 90k
(90+0)k
  
12 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Finnius Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Human Fan Factor: 7  
Current Team Value: 1090k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 30k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1140k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:3 (0/0/3) |TD Diff:-3 (4 - 7) |Cas Diff:0 (5/1/0 - 2/3/1)
Last Opponent: Ankh-Morpork Civil Servants