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P [B] Lizardmen

Game 1
1-2 loss vs. Chaos Pact

My 2nd Blackbox game, my first in ages w/ lizards, and a darkly hilarious one overall. Hump the Saurus dodged thru TZ's twice to threaten to stop the win up to the last second. Didn't expect to face a team "bigger" than this one, but Str 5 kept showing up all over. 9 players out at the end, but only 1 "injury", a BH - against those monsters, I'll take that all day. A true tribute to Nuffle, and a job well done by coach Tubby.

My only regret is only 40k in treasury, 10 short for an Apo - that'll teach me to be tempted by lizard cheerleaders.


Game 2
4-0 win vs. Skaven

Opposing coach was... well, something. Call it "distracted". The first game failed to work properly on the initial kickoff, so I abandoned (he just swore and screamed to keep playing). Then he restarted the game 15 minutes later without notifying me - by chance I noticed it, so we played, but at the end he was spaz-ing out and said he had "quests" - either guests or a WOW thing. Scored last 3 TD's while down on players, and all defensively.

70k purse, and 3 skills, but Hump, the mvp from last game, will mng - bah. Apo, fo' sho'. Journeyman skink Deepfire takes his slot, but not his place.


Game 3
1-2 loss vs. Nurgle's Rotters

Oh, da pain. Almost, almost. Many "almosts" - including "I almost had my head in the game". A skink will MNG, and lost a saurus who, of course, took MVP with him to the grave. Lizzie's ain't ver' bright, but they do honour their dead. Or something.

Replaced saurus, but still no apo, and still a journeyman. Well, we're not in a death spiral - that's positive, right?


Hump - 5+0
Splat - 3+1
Stain - 2
Squish, Seeya - need TD's + MVP for 2nd

60/80/140k
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Saurus Blocker
6 4 1 9
Block
  3 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 100k
(80+20)k
 
2
Saurus Blocker
6 4 1 9   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(80+0)k
 
3
Saurus Blocker
6 4 1 9   2 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 80k
(80+0)k
 
4
Saurus Blocker
6 4 1 9   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(80+0)k
 
5
Saurus Blocker
6 4 1 9   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(80+0)k
 
6
Saurus Blocker
6 4 1 9   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(80+0)k
 
12
Skink Runner
8 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
m 3 1 0 0 0 0 1/6 60k
(0)k
 
13
Skink Runner
8 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
Side Step
  3 0 3 0 0 0 9/16 80k
(60+20)k
 
14
Skink Runner
8 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
  3 1 1 0 0 0 4/6 60k
(60+0)k
 
15
Skink Runner
8 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
  3 2 0 0 0 0 2/6 60k
(60+0)k
 
16
Skink Runner
8 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
Side Step
  3 0 2 0 1 0 8/16 80k
(60+20)k
 
17
Journeyman Skink Runner
8 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
Loner
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
 
10 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Smeat Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Lizardmen Fan Factor: 2  
Current Team Value: 1110k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 20k Cheerleaders: 1  
Team Value: 1170k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:3 (1/0/2) |TD Diff:2 (6 - 4) |Cas Diff:-3 (1/0/1 - 3/2/0)
Last Opponent: Nurgle's Gladiators