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Oh planate lump of an elf
beneath my crab filled gut
with thy crackle of bones
and the ill-pointing foot

A cloud in the guise
of a rhino I see
lazily bumble aloft
what somnolent scene

Distrupted in full
by your odious wails
a calamitous plot
to ruin my day

What iniquity has
the grass so frog-green
wrought upon you to warrant
a clawing so mean

The long jagged crease
in the wake of your hand
is a terrible crime
and demands reprimand

And so you shall have
for as long as you live
the grace of a moose
on a rotten fruit spree

Riposte before the crime
you whine that it's wrong
an ethical quandary
for me to poo on
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Guard, Grab, Multiple Block, Thick Skull
  42 0 0 0 13 5 51/76 190k
(110+80)k
 
2
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block
  18 0 2 0 0 0 6/16 100k
(80+20)k
 
3
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Mighty Blow, Break Tackle
  43 0 2 0 10 1 31/51 140k
(80+60)k
 
4
Black Orc Blocker
4 5 2 9
Block, Mighty Blow, Guard, +ST, Stand Firm
  42 0 0 0 18 8 76/176 210k
(80+130)k
 
5
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, Tackle
  43 0 2 2 9 6 58/76 160k
(80+80)k
 
6
Blitzer
8 3 3 9
Block
+MA, Tackle, +MA, Sure Hands, Juggernaut
  43 0 23 0 5 1 84/176 200k
(80+120)k
 
7
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Tackle, Grab
  11 0 3 0 1 1 16/31 120k
(80+40)k
 
8
Blitzer
7 3 3 9
Block
Guard, +MA, Mighty Blow
  43 2 4 0 3 4 40/51 150k
(80+70)k
 
9
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Tackle, Guard, Grab
  42 0 5 1 6 2 39/51 140k
(80+60)k
 
10
Lineman
7 3 3 9
Block, Dodge, +MA, +MA
  42 1 7 0 5 4 52/76 160k
(50+110)k
 
11
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Kick
  19 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 70k
(50+20)k
 
12
Lineman
5 3 3 9   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
 
13
Lineman
5 3 3 9   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
 
13 players  
Coach: Archpeasant Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Orc Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 2130k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 320k Cheerleaders: 1  
Team Value: 2130k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:43 (22/9/12) |TD Diff:17 (59 - 42) |Cas Diff:62 (53/29/14 - 24/8/2)
Last Opponent: Blood for the Bloodbank