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Hawkheim Harlequin Hammers
P [R] Chaos Renegade

Proud Winners of Lustrian Challenge V Qualifier II

Makes these the first Chaos Pact team to make the finals of a Major and me the first coach to manage it.
\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/






=====Breaking News=====

Due to goblins being as rare as rocking horse poop at high TV the Hammers will be occasionally accepting challenges from coaches or teams we like.
If we decide to play you, you're awesome.
If we don't.... mbeh

=====Breaking News=====



HUNT for the HARLEQUINS

Lets make no bones about it if you want the Hawkheim Harlequins to get punished then you're either a sadist (like Ro (our very next purchase)) or you're secretly jealous of what Mr_Foulscumm can do with his pro elves.
Either way tho Foully is awesome he's also a filthy lucker (I refuse to believe he out elf balled me 5-2 by skill alone).

So let the pain rain down on the mighty Quins.

Decided to try to play each race once before trying to face the Harlequins for a first attempt at teaching them humility.
Who knows maybe i'll learn to be less of a picker in the meantime.




Teams left to play.


Goblins



Elves - Hawkheim Harlequins


Teams Played

Woodelves - 1st game - won 2-1 - 1 skill for the_cursed_one double chose mighty blow - Ro bought -
Chaos - 2nd game - won 2-1 - 2 skills double for the techno viking chose block, normal for Gazztrot chose block - Niebling bought -
Halflings - 3rd game - won 2-1 - 4 skills 1+ag for KenThis, Cevap normal horns, Maysrill normal guard and Keith-Lemon normal guard - Cloggy bought
Lizards - 4th game - lost 0-2 - no skills 1 marauder replaced Kryten the Klown Dice finally deserted us
Skaven - 5th game - lost 2-3 - 5 skills Jan-Erik normal guard, Mr_Foulscumm normal guard, Kryten the Klown normal block, Niebling normal block and Gazzatrot normal(2nd skill) guard
Dorfs - 6th game - won 1-0 - 1 skill Chewie normal block
Vamps - 7th game - draw 2-2 - 2 skills KenThis normal dodge, Keith-Lemon normal guard
Humans - 8th game - won 2-1 - 1 skill Ro normal block (on his way to becoming an Elf killer)
Chaos Pact - 9th game - won 2-1 - 1 skill the_cursed_one normal block, 1 marauder replaced Cloggy
Khemri - 10th game - won 2-0 - 0 skills
Necros - 11th game - draw 2-2 - 3 skills KenThis normal block, Techno Viking normal breaktackle, Maysrill normal breaktackle
Orks - 12th game - won 2-0 - 1 skill Cloggy normal block
Undead - 13th game - lost 1-2 - probs shouldn't have played up so much - 1 skill the_cursed_one normal tackle
HighElves - 14th game - won 2-1 - 2 skills Kryten normal guard, Chewie normal guard
Norse - 15th game - lost 1-2 - 1 skill Mr_Foulscumm normal Break Tackle - Kenthis was cursed this game failed 4 pickups with his ag5 - lost khorneliuspraxx will replace him as soon as i've played goblins/underworld
UnderWorld - 16th game - won 2-1 - thanks to nestoroide and some monumental luck
Chaos Dorf - 17th game - won 2-1 - got lucky with cas
Slann - 18th game - drew 1-1 - 2 skills techno viking normal standfirm, kenthis normal leap - failed t16 handoff with reroll for the win.
Ogres - 19th game - won 2-0 - 1 skill Niebling normal guard, Keith Lemon killed will be replaced after finding goblins
Dark Elves 20th game - lost 0-2 - theres no doing anything with dice like these
Amazons 21st game - lost 0-3 - luck still a frigging joke - 2 skills - double for Maysrill chose block, normal for the_cursed_one chose horns
Rotters 22nd game - won 2-1 - luck changed around in epic fashion - 4 skills tackle for GAZZATROT and Kryten the Klown, +St for Cloggy, +Ag for Cevap

Far too high for any goblins decided to suspend 1 of each team challenge and enter a major.
GLT first round - 23rd game - Undead - lost 2-1 - outplayed and out lucked.

Thanks to early exit still too high to find goblins.
Luckily Painstate's awesome Buccaneers challenged the Hammers
BloodSea Buccaneers - 24th game - won 2-0 - nuffle gave awesome dice 1 game too late. Ro picked up MB on his way to be a true killer.



Coaches keen to join in the Hunt for the Harlequins

DonTomaso




Teams Retired

http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=654765
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=307593



Players sent to Hell - Tell the Devil the Harlequins will be coming soon, courtesy of the Hammers

http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=8003933
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=7673656
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=672321
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=7952250
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=7959785
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=8019657
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=8016888
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=7854226
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=7965191


Mini Larsons

the_cursed_one - 1 cas, 1 comp, 1 td in game 1
KenThis - 1 cas, 1 comp, 1 td in game 3
Ro - 1 cas, 1 comp, 1 td in game 8


New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Guard, Break Tackle
  32 0 0 0 8 1 21/31 150k
(110+40)k
 
2
Renegade Human Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block, Guard, Tackle
  27 2 5 0 5 4 47/51 110k
(50+60)k
 
3
Renegade Human Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block, Guard
  28 3 0 0 2 2 17/31 90k
(50+40)k
 
4
Renegade Human Lineman
6 4 3 8
Block, +ST
  23 3 3 0 2 1 21/31 120k
(50+70)k
 
5
Renegade Human Lineman
6 3 3 8
Dirty Player, Kick
  10 1 1 0 0 3 19/31 90k
(50+40)k
 
8
Renegade Human Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block, Guard, Tackle
  30 1 3 0 3 4 36/51 110k
(50+60)k
 
9
Ro
Renegade Human Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block, Mighty Blow
  30 1 4 0 5 1 28/31 90k
(50+40)k
 
10
Renegade Human Lineman
6 3 3 8   9 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
 
11
Renegade Human Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block, Guard
  28 1 3 0 3 2 26/31 90k
(50+40)k
 
12
Renegade Skaven Lineman
7 3 3 7
Animosity
Mighty Blow, Block, Tackle, Horns
n 30 1 6 0 22 1 68/76 140k
(50+90)k
 
14
Renegade Human Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block
  9 1 1 0 0 1 9/16 70k
(50+20)k
 
15
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Guard, Break Tackle, Block
  32 0 0 0 8 5 41/51 210k
(140+70)k
 
16
Renegade Goblin
6 2 3 7
Animosity, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Jump Up
  5 0 2 0 0 0 6/16 60k
(40+20)k
 
13 players  
Coach: KenThis Re-Rolls (140k): 6  
Race: Chaos Renegade Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 1940k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 70k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1940k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:32 (19/3/10) |TD Diff:10 (50 - 40) |Cas Diff:35 (62/29/11 - 45/18/4)
Last Opponent: Nightmares of Khaos