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Roster [B] Ogre
These legends of Wrestling have grown tired of life ringside. It's time to get back into the public eye with another form of sport (violence) for the masses entertainment.
After a first match when the former wrestlers spent a lot of time bone headed they started to realise what the point was and got into the swing of the things. But these pesky green things kept running around beneath their feet. "No Vince you cannot be chairman!"

5 wins and 2 draws in first 13 matches before it went downhill.

Top of the Blackbox Premiership for Ogres Oct/Nov 2013.

Little Lord Lucan is the second ever Snot to reach legend status in FUMBBL and Giant Haystacks was then the greatest ever Blackbox Ogre!

After 86 games we have two ag4 and two move 6 snotlings in the lineup!
We won match 99 1-0 vs Halflings for our first win after a 29 winless streak! Then bettered another lot in game 101. More Halflings!

In game 105 the stat up snot quartet finally was broken up when Hulk Hogan's Mate scores a TD but then slips and breaks his neck v Dwarfs. The Green Man was killed next match. Next match Waterboy was also badly injured but Little Lord Lucan's scores to be a SNOTLING LEGEND! He was fouled and blitzed into the badly hurt box but survives to take the plaudits.

After 8 defeats in a row the Wrestlers win games 110 and 111 against Necromantics and Undead! After a few more bad games we won a game vs Norse.
Little Lord Lucan became the greatest ever FUMBBL snotling!
We had a 17 match winless run but won match 133 against CDassak's Orcs and became the OLDEST BOX OGRE TEAM! Also finally back to 6 Ogres.
Then next match LLL gets his second serious concussion against Orcs. Down to AV3! But he goes on. Some of our ogres also bravely carry injuries.
From match 136 our snots were given disposable TV consideration. An opposing Nurgle coach even bizarrely complained how unlucky he was to face such a team :D
A couple of matches later we get a 7 ogre lineup! But still get bashed by more Nurgle. Another 2 matches later we were already back down to 6, after a smash up from other Ogres. But we did at least get a draw.

After some months off the Wrestlers come out so Lucan can regain his greatest snotling staus from the crippled "Chuck". But early on Kendo snakeeyes fumbles a TTM attempt and appears to kill Lucan with the drop. But the apo gets to work. Then in the 2nd half of this terrible match a human blitzer dodges through and blitzes carrier Lucan down. And kills him!!!!! The Blood Bowl world cries.



FUMBBL Badge - Legend a snotling

Some inspiration: From the amusing Les Kellett,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntElO-N-mHw
Big Daddy v Giant Haystacks,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sDBd6-SGo4
And see Giant Haystacks pile on!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcpHhmQ2M-M

TopName#
Games
Little Lord Lucan
135
Completions (11)
Tom Thumb
Little Lord Lucan
2
Touchdowns (127)
Little Lord Lucan
65
Interceptions (2)
The Green Man
Tom Cruise
1
Casualties (343)
Giant Haystacks
63
Most Valuable Player (141)
Little Lord Lucan
12
Star Player Points (1787)
Little Lord Lucan
259
Passing (75)
Hulk Hogan's Mate
18
Rushing (2868)
Little Lord Lucan
1137
Blocks (4270)
Jim Breaks
535
Fouls (161)
Tom Thumb
32
Scoring Thrower
Little Lord Lucan
2
Blocking Thrower
Little Lord Lucan
Les Kellett
1
Blocking Scorer
Giant Haystacks
William Regal
5
Triple
Little Lord Lucan
1
All-rounder

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# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
1 Big DaddyOgre5529Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Guard, Break Tackle, Block, Stand Firm, Grab 4403019992140k (140+110k) 
2 Les KellettOgre5528Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Block, Stand Firm, Guard, Dodge-av4210019564140k (140+100k) 
3 Giant Haystacks EternalOgre5529Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Guard 2000306140k (140+20k) 
4 Kendo NagasakiOgre5539Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Guard, Break Tackle, +AG 160005535140k (140+80k) 
5 Jim BreaksOgre4528Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Block, Break Tackle, Guard, Stand Firm, Tackle-ma, -av6901038394140k (140+120k) 
6Jake "The Snake" RobertsGnoblar5135Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable 700000020k (20+0k) 
7 Tom ThumbGnoblar5135Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Dirty Player 2802000620k (20+30k) 
9Shane Mcmahon the 13thGnoblar5135Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable 1300000020k (20+0k) 
10SnotfeaturesGnoblar5135Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable-st1400000020k (20+0k) 
11 Mrs BucketGnoblar5135Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable 1311000420k (20+0k) 
12Time BanditGnoblar5135Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable 200000020k (20+0k) 
14Ankle BiterGnoblar5135Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable 2100000020k (20+0k) 
15Hulk Hogan's MateGnoblar5135Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable 2500000020k (20+0k) 
16 Munter McpunterRunt Punter5529Bone-head, Kick Team-Mate, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Guard 50001212150k (150+20k) 
14 players  
Coach: garyt1 Re-Rolls (140k): 4  
Race: Ogre Fan Factor: 4  
Team Value: 1700k / 1860k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 70000 Cheerleaders: 0  
Tournament Weight: 1700k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:142 (21/21/100) |TD Diff:-153 (130 - 283) |Cas Diff:-316 (204/110/52 - 467/148/67)
Last Opponent: Braaghhh