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[R] Chaos Dwarf
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Registered as a Chaos Dwarf team, Colostomy Bag Explosivo is suprisingly short on Chaos Dwarves. That's because Narlgoth hates them, and therefore this team consists of nothing but -you guessed it- Hobgoblins! There's no plan and why should there be? Build up to 15 Hobbos, allow myself a sexy Minotaur, keep all double rolls, maybe keep any stat increases, see where and how ridiculous this team actually gets. And whether they ever win or not! Narlgoth says that the secret to successfully fielding a team of Hobbos is simple- you get them onto the field and point them in the direction they are supposed to take the ball. There's not a lot else you can do! Even this proved hard work in their first match though, as (despite having plenty of time left to at least score an equalizer before the final whistle) practially the entire team refused to go back onto the pitch in the final drive. Apparently it was "too sunny", leaving the Explosivo with just two players to field! The game finished on a 2-1 loss to the Hobbos. Narlgoth says it could have been worse, and do you know what? We believe him. ****** Remember-remember, the 5th of... well, June! That's the day that that this feeble mess of a Hobgoblin team actually WON their first match! They played off against Orc team "Pale Menance", finishing to the crowd's delight on a 1-0 win! The Hobbos were off to a very shakey start, with "Da Bullyboy" being KO'ed in the first few minutes of the match and the remaining Hobbos vastly outnumbered by violent Greenskins. Things didn't look good! However, going into the second half on 0-0 the Menance Orcs made a series of handling mistakes, leading to the ball landing on the Hobbos' side of the LOS. Luckily for Narlgoth he had only just lectured them on looking at the sun whilst handling it, and as a result the Hobbos kept their heads down and slipped the ball around the edge of the pitch and to the opposing Endzone. They held it there for 4 turns, fighting off the clumsey Orc attacks, before scoring the winning TD of the match! ***** Plans for the future- Make Two Dedicated Dirty Players
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| Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| 1 |
Hobgoblin
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Mighty Blow |
17 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 6/16 | 70k
(40+30)k |
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| 2 |
Hobgoblin
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Dump-Off |
12 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 13/16 | 70k
(40+30)k |
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| 3 |
Hobgoblin
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Wrestle, Jump Up |
17 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 19/31 | 90k
(40+50)k |
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| 4 |
Hobgoblin
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Block |
17 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 16/31 | 90k
(40+50)k |
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| 5 |
Hobgoblin
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Kick |
12 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 13/16 | 60k
(40+20)k |
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| 6 |
Hobgoblin
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Wrestle, Jump Up |
m | 17 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 16/31 | 90k
(0)k |
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| 7 |
Hobgoblin
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | 9 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1/6 | 40k
(40+0)k |
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| 8 |
Hobgoblin
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Sure Hands, Fend |
17 | 5 | 3 | 0 | 6 | 3 | 41/51 | 100k
(40+60)k |
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| 9 |
Hobgoblin
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1/6 | 40k
(40+0)k |
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| 10 |
Hobgoblin
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | 17 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/6 | 40k
(40+0)k |
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| 11 |
Hobgoblin
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 40k
(40+0)k |
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| 12 |
Hobgoblin
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 40k
(40+0)k |
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| 14 |
Hobgoblin
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block |
7 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 9/16 | 60k
(40+20)k |
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| 15 |
Hobgoblin
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 40k
(40+0)k |
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| 16 |
Enslaved Minotaur
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5 | 5 | 2 | 8 | Frenzy, Horns, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Wild Animal Juggernaut, Juggernaut |
10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 3 | 27/31 | 190k
(150+40)k |
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| 14 players (+1 player missing next game) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Games Played: | 17 (3/3/11) | | | TD Diff: | -16 (9 - 25) | | | Cas Diff: | -13 (15/11/3 - 28/10/4) |
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| Last Opponent: Moot Gentlemanly Snackmasters | |||||||